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Mmmmmmmm….. Plant fat!
Where do I get seeds?
Yeaaah!!! Fat plants rule! To hell with those skinny plants on the cover of the magazines!
The mini is a lie!
And the a$$!
And don’t get me started about the cup!
I’d rather have the fat ass cupcakes.
I’ll take a dozen, please!
Essence. Essence of what? Vanilla? strawberry? bulls urine?
I think we should be told.
And the oil, WD40, perhaps?
Just baker’s essence. That’s the glazed bit on top of each one.
Whatever it is, it’s essential.
and Halal.
Rhianimator,
you mean they put the baker in the Essence!
At least it’s not lard ass cupcakes!
When you eat “mini ass” cupcakes
I can assure you that is not what will happen if you eat them.
Well, looking at the kerning and the lousy printing, it’s obvious that “Ass” should have a period at the end of it, to indicate “Assorted”. I don’t think this counts as Engrish.
Are you a professional killjoy, or is it just something you do in your spare time?
Telefil is right. While this is very funny, it’s not Engrish. Not in any way.
In fact, I AM a professional killjoy! The pay isn’t great, but the job satisfaction more than makes up for it
How can I enter this profession? I believe I can bring outstanding qualifications to the job.
No, you are disqualified on the basis of having a well-developed sense of humor.
I know how to conceal it… it’s called hiding in plain sight. Works every time.
They have plant fat and oil in them, third and fourth ingredients respectively. I think “mini ” was not the word of intent. I think it was “many.”
If you think that “ass” should have a period, I’d suggest a course in remedial anatomy.
If asses had periods, the marketing sector would have to redefine butt plugs. Yeech!! Why did I go there?
It was the mini ass cup cakes. They are the seeds of destruction.
Where does that put the Lil’ Debbies?
Preferably, in my mouth.
Oh come on! They could be cupcakes with little donkeys on them!
Probably not though. LOL.
I got it, they are cup cakes for teeny donkeys! Everybody wants to give a mini-ass a treat!
Mini-Ass Cup Cakes are identical to the Ass Cup Cakes but are only one-eighth the size.
essence of what? A$$??
@fsu- little donkeys- ahahahaha.
I actually prefer some big-ass cupcakes
Are they made from A$$ or shaped like a$$es?
Double-domed top, with chocolate sauce injected in the centre.
Doesn’t sound half-bad, actually… I just don’t want one with a crack.
Wow! I don’t know where to go here so I’ll let all you guys pick a response: 1. Drugs are bad. 2. This is the stupidest woman on Earth. 3. This stupid woman is on drugs.
I choose option 4: woman doesn’t understand what jazz is. Some of it is cacophonic, some of it is euphonic, it’s all good.
I think “mini ass cupcakes times 9″ should, from now on, be a phrase used to describe anything that’s awesome. Example: “Did you see that game last night? Lebron was mini ass cupcakes times 9!”
Mmmmm! These cupcakes are good. You can really taste the essence.
It is delicious cupcake. You must eat it.
If these cakes will really make my arse smaller, I will definitely try eating a few. Could someone direct me to the mini thigh croissants while I’m here?
Why don’t you go to a Thigh restaurant?
Try the pad pak ruam with saté.
Yes, thank you, I’ll have three servings of the mini double chins sate, with extra peanut sauce.
Damn! I want THAT recipe!!!
1. Grind up some small donkeys.
2. Form them into cupcakes.
3. Enjoy!
Garnish with whore dust.
For the discerning prostitute.
I wonder if they’re made of Steve?
Where does one purchase essence of ass cakes?