I always knock my inferiors vigorously.
Multi-Chopper
Mode of Job for Multi-Chopper
In order that the article has minced could be perfectly cut, Knocked Vigorously on the bud Superior hand Opened. The most of less great number of knocks determines the fineness of cup. The rotation of knives is made automatically and regularly. For the cleaning, to pull the inferior bell and to release the recipient Superior. Well to rinse the machine, if possible to the running water. Re-assembly in Senses inverts. All parts metallic are executed in a materials has the test of the rust.
For Herbs and Vegetables
Simples Cleaning
Effective and quickly
Cutting well View Control
Made in China
Submitted by: Ted B via Engrish Funny Submissions
Hmmmm…. sounds like a scam to me…
And let me mention: MADE IN CHINA. That just scares me! {:o
But it’s effective and quickly! What more could you ask?
That it comes in bacon flavor.
I’m sure glad the parts are rust tested, you really don’t want to eat iron oxide!
Or steel, for that matter.
Steel is, of course, made primarily of iron. Iron oxide is not only not toxic, but getting some in your diet is to be desired.
Ok, “Vinny.” But I meant don’t eat it for the bad taste.
Oh, yeah, iron tastes pretty bad.
I guess if you really needed it… :p Blech.
You do need it…
Not the iron oxide but the iron…
Kinda important for your blood….
I just mean EXTRA iron.
Yes, always eat three steel girders a day for your blood.
Those girders will certainly help maintain an erection!
But if it lasts for more than four hours, contact your construction worker.
It damn well better last more than four hours!
Uh… Steel doesn’t rust…
you mean stainless steel right?
Even that will rust eventually, it just takes longer.
}:V
Outsatnding what fun with engrish. I have not laugh this much for a while at least the last hour or sosincebaby have gone tobed.
Yes, this is a real gem.
Release the Recipient Superior? Who on earth captured her?
Dear JohnB,
We abducted your inferior ‘Superior’ puny yellow frowny face! You can have her back after we have juiced her brain.
Kthanxbai,
Aliens
At risk of encouraging you, that was funny.
Thanks for the encouraging! Heheheh…}:D
Welease the wecipient supewior!
No! Welease Bwian!
Neva!!
Nooo! Welease Wodewick!
Give us Barabbas!!
Who is this Bawabbas to whom you wefer?
He’s a wobba and a waypist!!
Let me thpeak to them Pontiuth!
Yeth, you may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith!
Thitithens! We have a Thilath the Thyrian Athathin…
That was the WORST choice evur.
That depends. If you believe that Jesus had to suffer and die to redeem us from sin, then it was the choice that HAD to be made. If, on the other hand, you believe that Jesus was a great teacher and exemplar, it might have been nice to have had him around a bit longer.
I mean that Barabbus was bad, and that they released him. And that it would be better to have Jesus around a little longer.
I tend to disagree…
But then I also stopped believing in Father Christmas and have never been one for the imaginary friend…
Dear Hogfather, for Hogswatch I would like an FZR1000 and a new stereo and a plasma screen TV and a Longreach ute and a new torque wrench and a biscuit joiner, but if all that won’t fit on the sleigh can I have a box of chocolate seashells thank you.
No wonder I feel like I’ve been through Re-assembly in senses inverts! Have all parts metallic been executed in a materials has the test of the rust?
Effectively AND quickly.
Do not knock vigorously if the bud Superior hand is not opened, because then you cannot enter.
But do I enter in the in/out? Or exit in the out/in? And is there coming and going? Do you take checks?
to exit go to the left and right
Go inout.
so now as i type this comment i spotted a “Slap Chop” ad i think this is a weird coincidence!My friend has one and it works!This “Multi-Chopper”
is quite a match to the Slap Chop,Well do you Know if It’s rust tested or not!
Order it within the next twenty minutes. You know we can’t do this all day. But the Germans make good stuff. Not that this is from Germany, but if you’re listening to my pitch I bet logic is now taking a back seat. Just get out that credit card and give us a call.
Your logic makes you seem smart, but you never said what you are selling! That’s just stupid.
Can I get a Slap Chop? *fumbles for card*
*Slaps bluejade in the face*
There’s your Slap Chop!
Ooh, that was so worth it!
Would you like to do the Fish Dance now?
Yes! Ready! getting slapped in the chops was just a warm-up!
Where are my feet…feet, come back!!
But it doesn’t tell us how many knocks constitute the “most” or “less great number.” How am I supposed to ensure the fineness of my cup without more specific instructions??
Well you have cutting well view control…
I always like to have a good view of the control when I’m cutting a well.
But here you have control of the view…
Doesn’t Opera have control of The View?
Not Opera… Oprah…
I think you mean Whoopi Goldberg. Surely all black women don’t look that much alike to you?
I wouldn’t know either way. Not only do all you humans look alike to me, I’ve never seen The View.
I forgot- cats divide humans into just 2 kinds:
1. Someone who feeds me.
2. Someone who doesn’t feed me.
And which kind are you?
I have been both kinds. Which kind I am at any given time depends on which cat.
Well, you feed me good information, so you are the good kind.
But I did like Whoopi in Star Trek: TNG and Ghost. Also, Sister Act, Sistar Act Two, and anything else I saw her in…
That letter filter switched my e for an a…
BILLY MAYS HERE AGAIN, BACK FROM THE DEAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MULTI-CHOPPER. NOW I KNOW VINNY HAS BEEN PITCHING HIS SLAP CHOP THING FOR YEARS NOW, BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK IS BETTER, SLAP OR MULTI? IF I OFFER TO GIVE YOU A SLAP OR A MULTI, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK? I THOUGHT SO. THIS PRODUCT IS SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY. IT IS EFFECTIVE AND QUICKLY, AND HAS CUTTING WELL VIEW CONTROL! CAN THE SLAP CHOP SAY THAT? OF COURSE NOT, SINCE IT MAKES VERY LITTLE SENSE! YOU KNOW… OH, THERE’S THAT BLASTED LIGHT AGAIN. I DON’T WANT TO CROSS OVER! THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY THINGS LEFT TO SELL! WHAT, WHO ARE YOU? YEAH, YOU, WITH THOSE HORNS AND A TAIL. YOU TELL ME I DON’T HAVE TO GO INTO THE LIGHT? NOW THAT’S MY KIND OF THINKING! LET ME CHAT WITH YOU A WHILE…
STOP YELLING!! IT JUST STARTED GETTING QUIET WITH YOU GONE!!
(HEY BILLY, DO YOU SELL SUPER EAR-PLUGS?! I COULD SURE USE SOME BECAUSE OF ALL THE YELLING!!)
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO CROSS OVER, BUT NOW I’M CLOSE TO MAKING A DEAL WITH THIS GUY TO STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT AND GO TO WORK FOR HIM! WE’RE STILL WORKING OUT THE CONDITIONS, BUT I THINK I CAN REACH A DEAL WITH THIS GUY, LOU SIFFER. STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS…
*LOUDLY MUNCHES POPCORN WHILE STAYING TUNED*
IF MY PRODUCT RUSTS, CAN YOU SELL ME A SUPER OXI CLEANSER?
Some body using their UPPER CASE voice!
IF YOU THINK I HAVE ANY OTHER VOICE, THEN YOU MUST NOT HAVE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS! AND IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY COMMERCIALS, YOU MUST NOT HAVE A TV!! I AM DEAD AND WAS ABOUT TO CROSS OVER, BUT AM HAMMERING OUT A LONG-TERM CONTRACT WITH THIS COOL GUY I MET, LOU SIFFER. SOON AS WE GET THE DETAILS DOWN, YOU’LL BE HEARING FROM ME AGAIN!
ALL PARTS METALLIC ARE EXECUTED IN A MATERIALS HAS THE TEST OF THE RUST. SO IF IT RUSTS, YOU GOT A CHEAP KNOCK-OFF! SO YOU’RE SCREWED!!!
Believe it or not, I actually understood those directions.
Congratulations, you now speak engrish!
stop posting this video please!
What she said!
How many times has this been now? Like 50 kajillion?!
I’ve told you a million times- Don’t exaggerate!
what the fudge??? that friggen mental!!
…knock my inferiors vigorously….
mmm, with pleasurah.
What knockers!
why thank you doctor!
Big breath, pleathe.
Yeth they are, thankth for notithing.
walk thith way
*walks funny*
here you twy.
*taps ash off end of cigar* If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need to see a surgeon…
Is she crossing her legs and twisting to the side mainly for ass massage?
Yes, mainly.
or manly?
if that happened i’d need to eat some masculine salad!
The instructions were written by a Chinese pre-med student studying at an English speaking school. I haven’t seen so many recipient superiors, anterior’s, inferiors and then reassemble in senses invert since they explained how they were going to re-pin my brother-in-law’s broken leg and ankle.
The test of rust … rustproof.
Really I thought it was a test the Tin Man took
The test of the rust? He failed. Should of studied more, that’s a tough one.
Don’t you mean “Should have“? I can’t stand it when people get that one wrong!
They speak a different language, those orthopods, don’t they? Last time I went and saw my knee bloke, he announced “You have loose body with a marked plateau defect”, to which I replied “You rude bastard”, to which he replied “I mean in your knee, you smartarse…”
I’m convinced that when my brother was little, he was knocked vigorously on the bud, which inverted his senses. That’s why he’s “special”.
im dating a really hot goth/emo guy and im not goth or emo. can someone please tell me if im mental for dating him.
p.s: he doesnt slash his body.and he doesnt plan on it.
Knock vigorously on his bud, if he cuts finer he should be good. Just invert his senses efective and quickly.
Guys fake goth emo to attract depressed females with no self esteem. If you find him making strange requests, going dominant or pimping you, run like hell. He will become a personality vampire and suck your very soul out of you. Don’t give him a second chance, even on your terms.
Ouch, you two! PG, you gave the game away. Now a whole bunch of emos aren’t going to get laid.
dr, that’s completly ruthless!
If h doesn’t cut himself, he’s not a real emo. Perhaps you need to buy him a Multi-Chopper.
seriouse…..
You may be at the wrong site. However, we do have a resident psychologist who is an authority on all things mental.
If you want a seriouse reply…..
Don’t post here.
You’ve got no chance of anything except lunacy.
IMO, if you’ve got to ask a bunch of strange people advice about your boyfriend, he probably isn’t the one for you.
Ask yourself why you’re asking. Are you not sure? Do you need confirmation of what you already feel?
If you’re happy with him go for it. If not then don’t.
I still think my earlier advice is still relevent though.
I agree this is not the place to ask for serious advice, although yes, I am actually a clinical psychologist, and yes, I do get serious from time to time, usually to the dismay of many people here. At any rate, I think SeaBee’s statement above is spot on. You do need to think about why you’re asking us and what that means about you and the relationship. But in general, successrful couples can include two people who are very different, provided they have some common ground somewhere. In fact, differences are important, because then your partner brings something to the relationship that you don’t have.
I am glad that my husband and I have a SUCESSRFUL relationship just like you said.
Then you don’t have to worry about your successr.
So, is a successrful couple a couple full of successrs, or just a couple of successrs?
Pull the inferior bell?
♫ My dingaling, my dingaling….♫
That was a funny song.
Hmm… no “multi-chopper” comments from British residents. Yet.
Flashback to the “7 item” post.
Omg, I remember this from 10 years ago! O_o
The more you do it, the finer it gets! Isn’t it great?
um, yer, thnx for the comments and all but he ran away from home so every thing u just said dosnt matter any more…thanx any way though. O.o
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So sorry to hear that. Maybe it wasn’t meant to be. You’ll find someone that will have more in common with you and be able to have a nice relationship. I am guessing you are still young and therefore have plenty of time to find the right one.
P.S. That doesn’t mean that older people don’t have enough time. Just wanted to clarify that.
You need to find wise friends you can trust. Trust people that don’t brag about doing things that you wouldn’t want done to you. Wise people aren’t just magically smart. They do well because they have insights into how things work and how to make it work for them. Some people know how to keep from getting into trouble. Wise people know how to avoid trouble. They might not have the answer, but may offer a key to finding it yourself.
Get active. Find wise friends you can trust and migrate toward group interaction. Don’t curl up in a corner and listen silently to a cell phone or be the maniac walking in circles, waving arm, and screaming at a cell phone.
Actually, it does matter, you got some pretty good info. Use it for the next round, and remember that whacked out hotness isn’t the whole picture.
I don’t see the connection with anything in this post. Is it a metaphor for something?
I think it’s just a guy that wants to get pervie with a squirrel, and the video always ends before he gets a chance to.
ok…this guy scares me…ALOT!!!
GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!