All that is gold does not glitter.
Refusal of pet’s p*ss !!
P*ss make me like this. P*ss make me die.
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A sign at an apartment complex in korea.
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PISS MAKE ME DIE!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!
*Pees on plant*
*Plant dies*
Piss make it like this
That should be a rap song.
“Gotta go to the bathroom, be right back, all my homies outside are smokin’ crack, but i really got a piss, so… PISS MAKE IT LIKE DIS!”
I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady
‘Til the boys told me somethin’ I missed
Then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor
So I gave her just a little p!ss
Like this!
when she told me to “C0CK THIS WAY! C0CK THIS WAY!…(x3)
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do.
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do doo.
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do.
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do-wah…
Win…
Talk about melodrama.
The tombstone of the incontinent dog.
Here lies puddles, the poodle.
“Refusal of pet’s p*ss !!
P*ss make me like this. P*ss make me die.”
You can’t put a vowel in “piss”? Really? Is it that taboo to say “piss”? Is this a G rated website? I don’t think I’ve heard of someone censoring the word “piss” since second grade.
To more sensitive people, this is bad language.
For most of us, it’s more of a concern for attracting moderation, as you can easily tell from the content of what we write, which is often raunchy. But I do still have my vinyl copy of Procol Harum’s “Home” album (1970), on which the lyrics have been censored to “p*ss.” (It was a different age, kids!)
Maybe bad language, but it’s right there in the picture. So what good does it do to * out a vowel when you can look 2 inches higher and see the word in all its bad language glory?
I thought this had been covered on the site before. The reason they sensor the word underneath the picture is because of the way google and yahoo look at these pages. If they see too many swear words, the site can be classified as adult and be removed from standard searches. I had the same problem when I used to run a blog. The reason they don’t remove it from the picture itself is because the search engines can read the picture.
This has been covered, and recovered, and rerecovered, and rererecovered, on this site before. But apparently some people just can’t get enough coverage.
This actually makes sense. Thanks for the info guys.
And also maybe, some people hadn’t seen the covered, recovered, and covered again because the site is new to them and therefore aren’t aware of such multicoverage.
For what it’s worth, ‘piss’ is considered quite offensive in the UK.
Those responsible for the over-coverage, have been covered.
Interesting. I had been wondering that myself. That is news to me. Thanks, Dr. John!
There’s clearly not enough Engrish in the world to entertain us and they have reuse and recycle the material. Those photoshoppers are not producing quality work fast enough for us.
Better to recycle it than throw it away!
P!ss make me p!ssed.
Piss made me what I am today, and someday it will make me die. Piss is mighty!
P!ss is your tea? I much prefer Earl Grey.
Male dogs tend to diffusely spray their urine and do not produce yellow spots. Female dogs drop it in one spot and produce dark green grass or brown circles. Fertilized gardens and yards over-react to animal urine and get burned from the urea and excessive minerals and salts in garden fertilizer. My dogs have never burned a spot except in a toxicly over treated area.
Desexed female dogs often don’t have the same toxic spot effect; it must be to do with all them berloody hormones
What with the rain and the poor soil here in north Florida, I can take a leak on the grass and not usually see any damage. Then again, I tend to stay hydrated and I’m probably not producing very concentrated urine anyway.
I think the quote they are looking for is “All that glitters is not gold”. Not the Tolkien quote.
I thought they were making a bit of a play on the classic “All that glitters in not gold” line. It’s pretty funny. Hell, half the time the titles are the reason I come here!
Shouldn’t it be: p!ss make me die ! p!ss make me like this!
now that would make more sense!
No matter what you say, you can’t stop R. Kelly from pissin’ on you. Sorry
oh, just p*ss on it–said the dog.
Spoken like a true alcoholic.
Ush chrew al-co-hall-ics don’t give a sh!t if petsh pish *hic*! Wee dough neeven givva *hic* sh!t if we pish our shelves! If ya can’t shtanda shmell, getoutta da bar!!
You should see the dirty looks my poodle gives me if I use the bush he was targeting first.
Wow, all that is gold does not glitter! Tolkien nerd?
I have not read The Lord of the Rings yet. I’ve seen the animated movies and the more recent live action ones. I recognized the quote from the point and click adventure game Eco Quest 2, though.
If I had to choose between having access to the books, or the movies, I would choose the books. Theater of the mind is even better than Peter jackson.
I have never seen a movie that was as good as the book it was based on, even when the film is excellent. There is just no way to go into the depths and subtleties in a movie that you can with a book. And don’t get me wrong, I love movies. But books are what really form a foundation for thought.
Of course! That doesn’t give me more time to read them, though, and I have a lot to read as it is.
It is a problem, isn’t it? Time keeps getting faster and faster, the things I like to do seem to have less and less time.
That is why you should always take the time to slow time down.
There’s very little research on our sense of the rate of time passing, but it is universally observed that as we get older, time seems to go faster. I used to think that our perception of time passing was a linear function, that at age 40 time seems to be going twice as fast as it was when we were 20; in recent years, I’ve become convinced it’s an exponential function, so that at age 40 time passes four times as fast as it did when we were 20. Of course, the upside is that I never have any time any more to be bored!
Interesting. I know how to perceive time as slow or fast depending on the situation. Maybe it is just a cat thing…
After reading the book many times, and seeing the films several times, I find that I still just want to slap Arwen – all that mooching about being forlorn and tearful and dramatic…
There’s far worse; Bilbo’s journey to the Grey Havens being shot in real time for example!
Ok, the word “piss” is uncensored all times it is shown in the picture, but it is all times it is shown on the unnecessary quote below the picture? That doesn’t make any sense at all!
It’s explained in comments above. Read them.
You expect people to actually READ the posts here before they comment?!?
Hi. just clarifying the comments above. Search engine spiders can’t or don’t OCR the text found in pictures, only the plain HTML text. This is also why filtered spam text is misspelled or attached in a graphic image. This site is computer moderated by a text filter and read by a web deity somewhere for content. We have fun with domestic and foreign euphemisms and finding the limits of immoderation.
keep up the good work i enjoyed reading your blog….
How many foreigners are there walking around korea with pets anyway??
My apartment complex needs signs like this only with Spanish at the top instead of Korean. Maybe then they would understand the rules about cleaning up after your pets and about not letting them do their business all over the landscaping. They let their dogs pee and poop all over the place. Makes me seriously consider moving to a place that doesn’t allow pets.
You know, I am not going to defend Spanish speakers for not cleaning up after pets. But let me just say that many of them don’t know that it’s mandatory to clean up after them. Mainly because in their countries of origins this rule doesn’t exist and there isn’t someone to explain to them that this is how things work here in the US.
It might actually be a good idea to have a sign in Spanish that explains this to them. If it works, you might not have to move.
My dog’s urine does not cause problems in my yard or anywhere else on walks and is the same urea that is used in organic lawn fertilizer. Garden fertilizers have minerals and mineral salts. Dark, dense foliage is an indicator that the soil is over treated and almost toxic. Any more nutrient, heat, or drought will stress or kill the plant and then they blame the pets.
I have a scooper rake to pick up after my dog and it holds it until I can find proper facilities. I don’t have to carry a bag or bend over to clean up after him. I have a leaf pile in the back yard and usually bury it there. Squirrels immediately recognize that the pile has been disturbed and dig to find what has been buried there. I can hear them swearing at me while I’m in the house.
“Piss make me like this. Piss make me die.”
Pure. Epic. That right there is going on my tombstone. And just because it’s funny – no, I’m not into water sports, thanks.
It doesn’t do a hell of a lot for me, either…