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All of you listen to mee, don’t disturb here, I will call police catch you, don’t come to my bangolow house, understand, O.K.
I hate all of you.
I wonder if he lives near this guy.
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That is epic!
But he hates all of us =(
*has a sad*
*Gives Jake a happy*
This is cool and everything, but wasn’t this already on the original http://www.engrish.com? So, pretty much stolen from there.
I can’t even tell you how much I need a sign like this …
Absolutely. This has profit potential written all over it.
I would SO buy that sign!! XD
I had a door mat that, instead of “Welcome”, had “Bugger Off” on it. It was nicked. Miserable bastards.
I had one like that but it said “go away”!but it got moldy…
BUT THAT WAS OKAY, FOLKS, BECAUSE I GOT MOLD-AWAY! YES, THIS AMAZING PRODUCT REMOVED ALL THE MOLD FROM MY RUG. IT WORKED SO WELL THAT I HAD IT ADDED TO MY EMBALMING FLUID! AFTER ALL, IT JUST WON’T DO TO HAVE ME GETTING MOLDY, NOW, WILL IT???
But silly Billy, she already threw it away! Unless you sell time machines too!….Do you?
FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION IT, BUT I HAVE A LIMITED-TIME OFFER ON TIME MACHINES! IF YOU MISS THIS OFFER, YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO GET IT!!! NOW, ISN’T THAT IRONIC?
The only problem with time machines is that you can never go back to before it was turned on. Only to a time between when it was turned on and when it was turned off.
Or I remember a radio play where the “time machines” allowed you to move between parallel universes that experienced sidereal time at the same rate, rather than forwards and backwards in sidereal time. Of course, this only became evident when someone actually used one.
Yes, just travel to a universe that began before or after this one.
‘kay. I hate you too. ‘bye!
The Malay Malaysians I know speak pretty good English. I’d bet that this is an Indian or Chinese Malaysian.
Dude, that’s just racist.
No, that is just generalization. Not racist. So bug off!
(I meant to say ‘bugger off!’)
Actually, “bug off” is an American colloquialism. “Bugger off” is more common in other English-speaking countries, I believe, and is actually less vague than the American version, since “bugger” is, of course, another term for sexual intercourse, whereas “bug” is a rather more flexible term.
Oh….ok…….I was just repeating what dr handle said.
One of the many reasons we encourage originality around here.
But usually people carry jokes and sayings on with them.
In general “Bugger off” would be taken as referring to buttsechs, certainly in the UK and I think Australia.
And I learn even more British today! What a wonderful birthday I’m having!
How interesting! I did not know that about the British term “Bugger” before!
So basically you’re saying you have no idea about Malaysia.
Word, blob.
Seems somebody has socialization issues. I wonder if they have considered moving and becoming a hermit? Perhaps they live in an area where there are lots of college students and the partying has just gotten way out of hand? I know, it is time for a hate speech rally advocating cooperation and understanding right in front of this sign! With bullhorns so everyone can hear how we should have peace and quiet and respect the rights of our neighbors!
And news vans! So that everyone will see their house on the evening news and know they want their privacy.
“Hello, are you a hermit by any chance?”
“Yes that’s right. Are you a hermit?”
“Yes, I certainly am.”
Son… I am dissapoint.
O.K.
NO IT IS NOT!
In Soviet Russia, all of us hate you…
Sorry, had to do it.
In Soviet Russia, all of us hate you, too, but you’ll never hear US say so.
if U.S. said so, it could be seen as escalation…
The US doesn’t have to say it hates all the other countries, we have already made that clear through our ‘president.’
Hey, we have a new one now, he’s changing that! Whoopee!
*sings*HE”s BARACK OBAMA
HE’S COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
Ahh, sorry guys, I was trying to relive some Cold-War paranoia.
I still pinch myself to see if I will wake up.
Yes, I think most of us who grew up in those days fully expected that one day we would see the end of the world in a blaze of 50,000 nukes.
*Pinch*
No, this one is WORSE! How can you say that? He…..you know what? I shouldn’t be discussing this with you. This page is for comments, not for wars.
Well, that’s an upfront attitude in a world of guile and deception! Probably coupled with high blood pressure, though.
I seem to remember this, but it was printed more crudely. I am somewhat surprised to find that misanthropy is more frightening when it is professionally done.
Maybe the owner of this bang-a-low just wanted a sign saying “please keep off my lawn” and got completely riled up by the guy who made the sign.
he must have dealt with too much hullabaloo in his life : P
Education is no hedge against being a jerk.
As a matter of fact, it has been my experience that extensive formal education tends to exacerbate any inherent tendencies towards being a jerk. Or perhaps it is that those who are not jerks just tend to get weeded out along the way.
If that is the case, stop weeding the hedge!
*Puts drugs in the hedge*
Please don’t weed the hedge…
A simple “no junk mail” might’ve been less confronting.
What about junk femails?
Or junk male lockers?
Or male junk lockers… no that was on another post.
Junk females – No idea what you’re talking about. None of those around here anyway!
Oh, that’s just not true……
I think Michael Jackson ordered it on a day when the drugs wore off.
Sounds to me more like Rush Limbaugh coming off a bad Oxycontin binge.
I have to get one of those signs!!!
*runs away*
Hell, yeah!!
*runs after Darkailleam*
You have a nice day, now.
Cool, the Lorong Surias are 2 for 1 today.
But we love you long time.
Wait, I think I know this guy from somewhere. I am pretty sure that he is the troll that once told me, and I quote “I hate you la conejita.”
Yes, but did he ever say he hates all of us?
It was a a non-inclusive troll.
So… It didn’t include any “A”s?
No, he just didn’t attend AA.
I’m being picked on by a cat and a shrink. Just because I stutter.
Aww, do you want a cookie?
Ohhh! I do! I do!
But I can’t!
(No cookie for me, I have Celiac Disease.) *Cries*
Aha! All cookies are gluten-free on this site…
You’re a nice person!!
YAY!! *eats all of the cookies on website*
*burp*
Thanx 4 the cookies!
I haven’t gotten any free gluten yet. What a ripoff!
Just eat some flour.
Blech.
Yeah, I hate flour myself. I demand that all my breads, cereals, noodles, and pasta be made without flour.
Are you just saying that?
No, I’m being quite serious. I also insist that my cars be made without steel, my house be made without wood, and my pool be filled without water. And I absolutely refuse to have any clothing made from cloth.
Uh, JohnB, there’s a lot of allergies out there… and they do make those food items without wheat flour. I actually prefer pasta made from rice, and I make bread from kamut and spelt.
@ JohnB:
I know that you were just trying to be funny, and I know that you weren’t being serious. And there are a LOT of gluten free foodstuffs out there. And if you don’t want to wear clothes made out of cloth, do you wear a rubber suit?
As long as you spelt it correctly, it should be fine.
I can just imagine going to a shrink who is wearing a tight rubber suit. That would probably make me feel uncomfortable.
Not if he was underwater!
He didn’t because he didn’t want to announce to all. He chose someone to pick on, and that was me. I think he has now gone public with his hatred.
And he needed to post a sign to do it?
I DON’T KNOW, ask him. I am just announcing it to you guys.
You ask him! I’m not going in there!
Ask me what?
Wrong troll. You didn’t hate her, you just ate her face.
Well, ShadowSplicer did say to me “I hate you la conejita” as well. But he claims to be quoting the other troll.
And yes, he did eat my face, which I will never forget.
The only reason I said that was because you said: “Yes, I am sorry to disapoint some of you, but I am not into girls. And definitely not into naked girls.”
(And by the way, disappoint has TWO Ps in it!)
I don’t like to P twice.
I don’t hate you, I was just making a point about what you said.
You must have an extraordinary bladder.
Well thank you, my bladder is great. I tell all my friends about it as much as I can.
You were making a point with your extra P?
GIANT P!!
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l____l
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It looked better before I clicked ‘Inject Comment!’
A lot of our comments look better to us before we click inject. Once it’s posted it has to pass through a series of filters that take away letters. This is how we end up with typos that make us look stupid.
Don’t forget the Letter Switchers!
I just realized that the comment looks BETTER! It’s now a little p inside of a GIANT P!
I’m curious as to how it was supposed to look, with that underscore on the second line, there.
That was supposed to be the circle in the middle.
Ah. You can do better. Take that F*rster’s ASCII characters and make your P out of them.
He is from Pakistan so “I KEEL YOU”
SILENCE!
Awww… look at that cute little creature! He’s so soft and cuddly…
*Pets squirrel*
*Squirrel bites hand*
AHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Don’t come to my bangalow, doo-dah, doo-dah,
I will tell you where to go, oh, de doo dah day.
And now, a brief segue for the closet headbangers amongst us (we know who we are):
God hates us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!
God hates us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!
Slayer FTW!!!
Ok, we all have the address. Let’s go visit this guy!!!
Ooooo, totally evil!
When’s the next flight?
The queue to ring that doorbell would stretch for miles!
The guy has friends he didn’t even know he had…
I think the Grinch lives there.
This was already posted a long time ago on here. Weird.
I can only remember seeing this sign on engrish.com, not this site. And I’ve seen every single page of this site!
OMG that is hilarious….
damn malaysian
Tell the Butt Hole if he doesn’t like it here get the Heck Out.
Am I the only one who read this with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s accent?
OMG this is just hilarious.
I want this sign…
Might be a terrorist training location for all we know =)
OMG, I feel so bad that I am living in the same state as this person..
Maybe you can go pay him a visit on our behalf.
But JUST half of the bees!
No, just the half that is a bee!
You mean BE a bee?
Just the bee half.
Called Eric?
Yes, Eric the half a bee.
Wasn’t this one up somewhere already? I’ve had it saved in my favourites file for over a year now.
(Sorry if someone said this already… too many comments to sift through!)
Love Malaysia!!
omg wtf bbq.
bangalow…sounds fun XD
The larvae around here already think I hate them. This sign would just confirm that.