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And do we have a pan for dividing?
Cook up some broken eggs?
or F*ck a bullfrog
Is it a teapot with more than one function? Or a brew of pot that allows me to carry on multiple functions?
My coffee pot could not be said to multiply functions, since without it my functional level would be zero.
Then stay away from the dividing pan!
I do my division on the mandolin.
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy pans your pun.
Orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana?”
It’s a teapot with a bunch of additions. Well worth it!
Never heard of brewing it into tea, I think it’d taste pretty dreadful. Cook it into chokky bikkies instead.
Don’t you get it? This pot helps with infertility problems. My sister-in-law couldn’t have kids. Thanks to the Multiply Function Pot, she now has four.
KEEP THAT DAMNED POT AWAY FROM ME!
Just brew the hubby a pot of horny goat weed tea.
Oh great, the neighbourhood goats will never speak to me again after I turn him loose with two cups of that inside him…
Dr. Handle, your test results are back.
You are pregnant!
Sit down, catch your breath. Ok, are you ready, THEY’RE TWINS!
Please Dr Handle, calm down, why are you destroying the coffee pot.
WHAT???? Are you sure they’re mine?
Well, the MRI indicates an unusual hybrid between water-dragons and a motorcycle; who else would they belong to?
Maybe Dr. Handle wasn’t wearing her rubber suit at that time.
But… but… but both of us were wearing our tinfoil hats! How could this POSSIBLY have happened?
Depends on where you put the hats…
Never mind, they will be cute, and you will somehow learn to love them. Or you could take them to the pet store.
Hats can tear. I think at that point they loose their magical powers.
You should then get them retightened!
You didn’t buy cheap tinfoil hats made by nuns, did you? They tend to be unreliable, since the Vatican frowns on “protection”.
Let’s just hope the father decides to stick around.
No way. I could never do multiplication when on pot.
I get the impression that this pot is special. May be worth a try!
Maybe it comes with an attachment so you can use it to smoke pot.
Hmm, mutliply functions, smoke pot… I wonder if it would multiply the effects of the pot… it only goes up to 1250ml. Nah, it’s probably a rip-off!
Is it, perhaps, some class of a French-press coffee or tea pot (useful if you were making a large pitcher of iced tea, shall we say)?
You use this pot to indicate the multiply function in equations. You know, for when you run out of asterisks. The hisko is only so big…
Is this the same person that had the problem with jazz? I hope the squirrel whirls around and bites the crap out of him.
Can someone explain to me how the squirrel relates to the multiply function pot?
Bob is being Random!Bob… That’s how it relates…
You’re RELATED to him?! I’m so sorry!
pot(x) = ax
HEY!IT’S BILLY MAYS COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MULTIPLY FUNCTION POT!!YOU CAN US IT IN MULTIPLE WAYS LIKE A CALCULATOR YOU MAY NOT SEE IT BUT IT’S AT THE BOTTOM AND IT’S A COFEE POT AND IT’S A HAT!!
Gotta be sure you dump out the HOT coffee before using it as a hat! XI
I like the 1250ml part