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The Black Dog® Established 1971
Size: MADLUM
Shell: 100% Polyurethane, Backing 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton, Body lining: 100% Polyester, Sleeve lining: 100% Nylon, Made in China, See reverse for care
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It’s one size up from bedlam.
And one size down from Redrum.
This won’t fit me, I am a size snall.
And I’m a strall.
GET PAWS! Some person just 1sted (and swore about it).
http://graphjam.com/2009/10/23/song-chart-memes-stay-roof/#comment-81916
I’m Ludrge.
*Deep voice* You rang?
Ludrge, not Lurch…
*Deep voice* You rang again?
Fine, yes. Go brew me a pot of catnip tea.
Use the multiply function pot.
*Hands catnip tea to Meowth*
Here you go.
Oh, no! What have you done? Meowth will be multiplied!! What sort of spawn will an anime cat that games bring forth??
Uh oh! I don’t want the world’s population to consist of *shivers* Meowth!
It’s the end of the world as we know it!
We’ll just have to get him–heheh–”neutered!”
Here, kitty, kitty! I have interesting cultural artifacts!
Wanna go for a ride in a box?
Oh, noes! It’s Schodinger’s box! So is he neutered or not?
That’s an excellent question. Frankly, I’m afraid to open the box.
♫It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!♫
Exactly what I was trying to get at!
(And I don’t mean to get to the end of the world, that’s not what I am implying!)
You’ll have to ask some pirates if you want to be at worlds end…
I’m an above-average medium.
I’m a small medium at large!
*Deep voice* You rang?! Again!
…
*Deep voice* You know, I don’t have to take this! I QUIT!
Goodbye.
Madlum, I’m uldam.
Warsaw was raw.
Able was I, ere I saw Elba.
Yawa nurses run awaY
Curse you Lawlin’, I can’t help myself…. Ooohhhhhhhhhhh…
Yawa nurses run away, doo dah, doo dah,
Won’t be coming back today, oh, de doo dah day.
I saw you too, to you was I
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
sehctib racecar bitches
Not to get picky, but usually, to qualify as a palindrome, the words making it up should actually be words.
DX racecar XD
LOL! If only all the imbedded videos were as funny and apropros.
Why, thank-you!! It’s nice that Weird Al has such a deft touch with palindromes.
And yet manages to make the lyrics sound quite Dylanesque!
Which says something about the comprehensibility of Dylan’s lyrics…
Surely you jest! I mean,
Well Mack the finger said to Louie the king
‘I got 40 red white and blue shoestrings
and a thousand telephone that don’t ring.
Do you know where I can get rid of these things?’
and Louie the king said ‘let me think for a minute son’
Then he said ‘yes I think it can be easily done
Just take everything down to Highway 61.’
How much clearer can you get?
*Applause* Well done!
It’s all in the delivery.
Good choice, bluejade! That song was the first thing I thought of when the palindrome thread started.
Coincidentally, entitled “Bob”- who didn’t post this one!
Meowth may have thought of it too, he posted Warsaw was raw.
Come back, kitty, I’m sorry! We won’t get you neutered anymore!
It won’t happen again!!
Haha! “neutered anymore”? How many times can you do that to one cat?
Perhaps Meowth is a cat with embedded genes from planaria. Cut a piece off and you end up with two!
That sounds like a load of balls.
So I’m part Hydra now?
Nine, I think! XI
I did! I was playing off of the Madam, I’m Adam reference when I posted Warsaw was raw! Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Funny that they even got the code flags right (they say BLACKDOG) but they couldn’t spell “medium”.
Yo! I got a Madlum shirt.
Has it got a picture of Madlum Momroe on it?
More likely Madlum Manson!
Hey! Hey! Mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you groove
That dog was not Led astray.
why are the differant materials for the parts of the shirt?
Man Petting a Squirrel
Squirrel Ho. Lets itself be touched for peanuts.
If you want to get technical, the code flags underneath are incorrect also. The rest of the letters are correct, but the “Alfa” (A) flag is white and blue, not red and blue.
Oh, who CARES about the strange size, now I’ve seen this tag, all I can think about are all the little baby polyesters that died to make this shirt, and now I can’t stop crying…
There, there… they don’t live very long anyway, and they were probably proud and happy to dedicate their tiny lives to a misspelled article of clothing!
Madlum- Mom’s and dad’s loose underarm measurements. For thin, tall people. Said people could also be about 60 years old.
Huh? You almost described me! Just one question- WHAT loose underarm measurements?
Shall I call for Mr Humphries?
Well, he’s been dead for over 2 years, but you did claim to be “an above-average medium”, so, what the heck- give him a call.
Funny this brand only exists in China… Because people would go crazy for it in the Philipines (The whole “Black Dog” thing is a Filipino inside joke)!
I’m an extra lucho, myself…
100% polyurethane: i didnt know clothing could be made out of wood varnish
Obesity is a growing health problem these days because people are too lazy to do some extra exercise and they eat too much. i always exercise and do cardio regularly to maintain a healthy weight.