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F*ck the pot, bao zai, water to boil the type
F*ck a fish head
Pot zhai double d*ng belly
F*ck a spring chicken
F*ck a cuttlefish zhai
ba yu sour pickled cabbage fish
F*ck a bullfrog
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anyone notice how that was like more than half the stuff there?
If it moves; or if it ever moved, fvck it! And be careful with that pot of boiling water.
DO NOT BOIL EGGS.
You are permitted to boil eggs, just not in the hot spring.
But it’s a rainy, cool fall here, so I’m sure egg boiling is permitted.
do not have a broken pan of eggs your boiling will be ruined!
I’d go for the fish head. They persuaded me!
I did not say he wasa dead.
I sayd he was sleepin’ with dee fishes.
But the fish only gives head.
Well, of course! That would be the blowfish.
But what about the Sea(sal)mon?
There’s a fish called, California Smoothtongue. I might try that one.
There’s a fish called, Longnose Sucker. Some of you guys might be interested in that one.
and for those less equipped man out there, we also have the shorthead redhorse so you can finally try that deepthroat
I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn’t have to pay to get it in…
Barnes & Barnes reference, FTW!
what’s wrong with the word ‘dong’? why is it *ed?
I dunno. Maybe same reason why d*ck can be *ed… Or c*ck…
It’s because some weird people are a little touchy…
Nope. It has to do with how the site is listed in Google and Yahoo searches.
and that too come back to touchy whiny people enforcing the rest of the world to act as they see fit
Happy ending?
It sounds like the lyrics to a Chinese Wesley Willis song!
Darn, you beat me to it!
Makes me wonder what the bullfrog will do that the spring chicken won’t.
croak?
wait what O.O?
It has a long, long tongue.
Give you genital warts. Don’t ask how I know, I just do.
W@ter sp0rts.
Well, it is certainly true that amphibians go both ways.
Finally some REAL Engrish!
This is what this site needs. More of this please.
We can make that happen! Be sure to go to the voting page!
Yes, REAL Engrish.
Unless… those photoshop people are getting better and better and are now fooling us into thinking this is real Engrish.
Photoshop is really easy to use! Even I can ’shop pictures!
Heck, even ‘Paint’ could make engrish!
Sorry, not that good with photoshop
Actually, it’s a style of Chinese cooking called “dry pot” or something. Since I’m not really in tune with the culture, I’ve never actually had it, but yeah, it has been translated as that.
Why? Dry pot is “Gan1 Guo1″, while the first character can also be read as “Gan3″ much as read can rhyme with bread or sound like reed. But Gan3 also means f*ck. So, run it through a translator, and you get “f*ck pot”.
thanks for explaining that. i’ve been wondering why it seems so many chinese words translate into f*ck.
f*ck in chinese is gan4 not gan3…
Gosh! I’m so hungry I could f*ck a bullfrog! Again!
Amphibians around the planet fall into despair…
LMAO!! I’ve been saying this phrase since you posted it last time. Awesome!!!
Hermit is mine D:!
I think you meant Kermit. Unless you’re talking about crabs…
It would be great to yell any of these out when you stub your toe on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
“Ba yu sour pickled cabbage fish” would be a little more than I’m capable of bellowing in the middle of the night.
You never know until you try.
As someone who has mistakenly entered the clothes closet while looking for the bathroom in the middle of the night, I’m quite sure.
Hmm, that fail could be epic depending upon what point you realized your mistake.
Fortunately, my wife is a light sleeper. She also rescued me the time I was trying to get to the bathroom by going out the bedroom window, and became hopelessly entangled in blinds.
F*ck the pot! Let’s do acid instead.
Sure
now where’s that starfish
They’re… EVERYWHERE!!!
i got one in my pants!
*Gasps for breath*
Ahhhhh! It’s dark in there!
awww, poor starfish.
*goes to save starfish from dark,scary place.
yanks it out, pulls off one of its’ legs*
oops. sorrry….
I don’t think Queen o’ sarcasm was referring to the kind of starfish you can remove……
Unless it’s HIM!! the snatch thief!!
LOL! I forgot about him!
Its not “dong”, its “kan”
Kan as in F**k, or dry. Its prolly some dry pot dish or clay pot dish.
But some people usually say Kan Ni! [As in Fook you]
Why is it that every time I see profanity in each picture in this website, it’s uncensored in the picture, but in the caption below the picture, it is? It doesn’t make sense at all!!!
Try reading the answers posted in response to the roughly 29,000,000 people who have asked this question before.
Possibly because Engrish doesnt have the time to shop letters out and put in stars? and then the picture would make no sence D: Imagine this “Ba yu sour pickled cabbage f*sh”. theres the nonsence…stuff.
forgot to change my name back 4 that one.
Now answer this question: Why is it that most fails in FailBlog have the word “FAIL” left in the top left corner, which is not usually where the fail is? Don’t you know you could move the word around before you post it?
The trick with the cuttlefish would be interesting. Reminds me of the old song, “She comes in colours”…..
Now, is that Double-Dong Denzel Washington, or just Triple-Dong Wesley Snipes?
The symbol with two horizontal lines and a single vertical is the word for ‘Dry’ or pronounced ‘Kan’. Unfortunately, it sounds almost the same as ‘F*CK’ or ‘Kan’ as well. The actual symbols are very much different though. Pass it through a simple phonetic translator for ‘Kan’ and likely you’ll get the wrong translation. No one has half the knowledge to check and the fun starts.
‘Dong’ is the sound for ‘Winter’ and ‘Dong-Gu’ is mushroom. The item should read ‘Pig-Tripe strips with two kinds of mushroom/herbs in a mini-Pot’. And Tripe as in the stomach organ, not pork ‘belly’.
Thanks to the knowledge I am gaining on this site, I shall know exactly what to order when traveling and I am handed a menu packed with obscene suggestions. Thanks, Engrish!
Now gimme some a thu house special double-donged tripe.
F*ck that dish!
This site is always educational, but sometimes, I’m a little bit sad to have the funny explained.
I’m going to sit here and watch with my mouth shut and pants on until the double d*ng belly is done f#cking everything.
I have only one thing to say to the menu that is asking me to f*ck everything.
“FOOK YOO”
maybe it’s at the “FOOK YOO” restaurant,it sure seems like it!
F*ck a Fish head… so my EX Girlfriend has a new Job, nice.
So this is why he’s breeding heavily.
He’s F*cking them and then eating them O.O
“It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.”
– Franklin Parsons “Frank” Perdue, CEO Perdue Farms
“It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast.”
“I guess that’s me.”
“Keep f*cking that chicken.”
– Ernie Anastos and Nick Gregory, WNYW Fox 5 News
In what I presume was their final broadcast.
Generally speaking, if a man goes to a brothel, mostly he will want to be offered spring chickens to f*ck, because nobody wants to go to such an establishment to f*ck an old boiler. (Of course, if your tastes do run to That Sort Of Thing, I’m sure that there are specialist Houses of Negotiable Affection that employ Ladies Of A Certain Age to provide such services.)
Interesting comment.
Stuffed chicken, VS Old relics.
True story: About 30 years ago, I spent a week or so working in a brothel, installing the telephone system (That’s not a euphemism!). The “girls” were not old, but one of them actually had a noticeable moustache! By the time we left, my assistant and I agreed that the best looking woman we had seen in that place was the one who came in to clean it. She was about 30 and quite attractive.
Perhaps it was because she still had her dignity.
And now that you are telling the story 30 years later, She is a 60 year old woman.
That’s a weird thought!
Start getting used to it! As you get older, you will have that weird feeling more and more often.
What weird feeling?
Heheh… you’ll see!!! But only if you’re very, very, lucky… if it can be called luck.
Not THAT feeling! I meant knowing someone who you met once, and then haven’t seen for 30 years!
I probably know more people that I haven’t seen in 30 years than those I see regularly now.
I bet Kanye West would order the fish head
Yo, fish head, I’m happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but that bullfrog was the best f!ck EVA!
Snark!! The man’s an ass.
So many great choices. And water to boil.
*where to begin, where to begin*
Just jump in.
*Puts toilet shark into the boiling water*
*Adds salt, and a hint of lemon*
Hey, why am I swimming in lemon soup?
This reminds me of a song by Insane Clown Posse XP
Cool! fish!!
So that tap now should have some friends!
Bestiality in a menu, awesome!
Yeah, Keep phucking those chickens!
FAIL!
This just makes me wonder, what on earth did they mean to say. How the hell did they come up with this, lol.
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F*ck all of this, I’m going to Burger King…