Comments on: I’ve never heard this sentiment put better. Bravo!

By: wacko

wacko — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:21:53 +0000

Usually i can figure out what these are trying to say. But this one has left me baffled.

By: John Marc Carr

John Marc Carr — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:23:24 +0000

Pet my Donkey!
Pet my Donkey!
Don’t touch my eggs!
Don’t touch my eggs!
Pull my rope,yeah, pull my rope.

Boy, they talk about sex too much. LOL

By: LOL

LOL — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:47:48 +0000

Ah, yes. Greenery is in breath with sodacan’s doom spells toilet paper. I accidentally the donkey. Rope says hi to its brother for egg displeased of humorous rodeo.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:39:58 +0000

And don’t you forget it!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:00:02 +0000

You can’t eat my face! Especially since you tried to do it on my Birthday!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:58:45 +0000

I’m a competent mechanic, so as long as Dr Handle will make herself available to assist, I think we can deliver the off-spring ok. The question is, will it look like Ghost-Rider’s Hardly Ableson?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:31:32 +0000

You could ask your mechanic to fit you with grease nipples.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:08:38 +0000

Perhaps it would be best to toss scraps of raw beef with a light coating of 10/40 motor oil? With a dusting of Rep-Vit?
Unless they prefer chopped cabbage.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:12:19 +0000

I have a REALLY EXTREME awesome dual processor, and MANY fail-safes.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:09:32 +0000

I won’t argue that it is frighteningly easy to crash a car, but when I first started using PCs back in 1994 with Windows 3.1, crashing was quite easy. Even now, I’ve still had more computer crashes in the last year (three) than car crashes in my life (two).

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:48:36 +0000

Ahhhhh! I just realized my face was eated! (It only took 2 days!)

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:46:44 +0000

Why?!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:42:26 +0000

Noooo! He be stealin my bukkit!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:34:00 +0000

Whars my bukkit?!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:33:18 +0000

My computer never crashes! It’s easier to crash a car.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:26:17 +0000

Then if I were you, I would really consider NOT to breastfeed.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:24:20 +0000

Sorry, of course everyone knows that cats are people too.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:02:21 +0000

What are you doing on this site? Your talent is wasted here, wasted I tell you! You should be writing cards for Hallmark – you could definitely bring a bit of class to their soppy current stock.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:01:01 +0000

If this thing has a water dragon’s head, Shadowsplicer might get his face eaten. They’re not picky eaters, they have teeth, and when they bite they hurt!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:28:13 +0000

Hey! Cats are people, too!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:20:36 +0000

With a mixture of water dragons and motorcycles, you add energy and who knows what can happen.

Let’s just keep our energies away from the expectant mother.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:20:40 +0000

Ok, good to know that it’s Mays. I’ve been calling him Maes all this time.

RODENT is actually a toothpaste that I found on this site. It’s supposed to be short for ROmanian DENTal paste. Here’s the link.

http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/07/engrish-fresh-breath-has-never-been-easier/

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:38:48 +0000

FIRST THE H’S ARE BROKEn, nOW ALL OF YOUR n’S ARE BROKEn? HOW CHEAP!

By: Billly Mays

Billly Mays — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:31:35 +0000

A PITCHMAN IS ONLY AS GOOD AS THE PRODUCT HE SELLS. AND I’M SORRY, BUT PEOPLE JUST AREN’T GOING TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH WITH RODENT. nOW, “BREATH OF GREENERY,” THAT HAS POTENTIAL.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:06:13 +0000

*Eats Meowth’s face*
(I know he wasn’t involved in the face eating, but I had to suck him into it!)

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:04:41 +0000

I like eating sotp signs! They taste like chicken.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:02:19 +0000

iami is right, his last name is Mays! If you will take notice, Mr. Mays just called you a rodent.

By: Everyone

Everyone — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:27:46 +0000

*Eats ShadowSplicer’s face*
*Much sound of puking*

By: Billy S.

Billy S. — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:24:58 +0000

Just admit it. Sotp makes you hungry.

By: Billy S.

Billy S. — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:23:06 +0000

He that sayeth such things doth speak trash from whence his hinds abide.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:20:04 +0000

PCs ARE like Volkswagens! In either case, a crash can leave you in deep trouble.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:04:02 +0000

That depends on how hard you swing the hammers.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:02:39 +0000

PCs are NOT like Volkswagens! Unlike in PCs, the Windows in a Volkswagen have never p!ssed me off.

By: iami

iami — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:53:41 +0000

its Mays

By: BeccaPiano

BeccaPiano — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:21:32 +0000

Off-the-cuff translation: A snake in the grass is worth two in the ass. Control-top pantyhose should be worn while eating Lay’s potato chips, of which you can’t eat just one. Donkey Kong is addictive. Don’t be proud, get your swine flu shots NOW. –Izzat close? In humble fragrant deference, Becca

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:32:10 +0000

And you said you didn’t like archaic forms!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:29:53 +0000

Shouldn’t we be focusing our energies on the expectant mother?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:50:34 +0000

One way or another, fellas, we will make you pay.

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:35:13 +0000

so, i cannot release my donkey and i can’t let my snake eat eggs but can i at least boil the eggs?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:33:33 +0000

Now that Billy Maes is dead, he’s been getting lazier and lazier with the commercials.

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:31:07 +0000

No one really got this so i guess were all just a load of buttheads!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:09:44 +0000

*Eats gypsy’s face*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:52:59 +0000

Went to see a gypsy
In a fortune-telling place.
Went to see a gypsy
In a fortune-telling place.
Well, she read my mind,
And then she slapped my face.

(At least she didn’t eat it!)

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:43:35 +0000

*Gets near her face*
*Sniffs*
You smell like flowers!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:33:21 +0000

We can read your mind when you actually write it out in between **. And NO, you are not getting near my face again.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:57:09 +0000

You sure explained that better than Wikipedia did! WOW!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:55:04 +0000

PCs are more potato-shaped than anything else.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:52:46 +0000

Hammers and Playstations are not compatible! Haha!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:51:08 +0000

I could just tell you had unresolved Oedipal issues with reactive attachment issues, producing ambivalent approach/ avoidance conflicts that result in a loss of psychic boundaries similar to that seen in borderlines.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:46:04 +0000

There’s no such thing as a free ass.