Doesn’t quite have the same ring as John, Paul, George and Ringo …

The Young Violent Pony
Dirty, Smash, Rare & F*ck
Submitted by: Dirty0ldman via Engrish Funny Submissions
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The Young Violent Pony
Dirty, Smash, Rare & F*ck
Submitted by: Dirty0ldman via Engrish Funny Submissions
Just the venue for a first date!
…but unfortunately it says “minors not allowed” on the right
No miners?! That’s not very fair!
Yeah, who do they think dug up the ore that built this city?!?!
“Built this city?”
Ahh, so now we’re getting somewhere. If Grace Slick is on the bill, I’m there.
But she’s many years past being young and violent.
I knows’s right
Damn Interrectuals with their degrees of major D:<
How i not be of smart????
Well, judging by the time, it’s an all-night show, so minors can easily harm themselves by sleep deprivation (unless they, like me, are polyphasic sleepers)
Heheh, I worked the word “first” in, and it wasn’t noticed!!
I noticed. But I didn’t choose to point it out!
Just remember you brought this upon yourself!
The Newspaper Guild is a labor union founded by newspaper journalists in 1933 who noticed that unionized printers and truck drivers were making more money than they did. In addition to improving wages and working conditions, its constitution says its purpose is to fight for honesty in journalism and the news industry’s business practices.
Today, the Guild has more than 32,000 members in the United States, Canada and Puerto Rico. Its membership has expanded from just journalists to many other employees of newspapers and news agencies, such as clerks who take classified ads and computer support workers. It also represents workers in a number of other industries.
The F word is not the problem. If you say it in a relevant post, as you did, it is fine. What is not fine are the trolls who just post the F word, or any other number, just for the sake of saying it. You used it in a relevant sentence. You did not just shout it out for no reason.
I challenged myself to do both. I really didn’t mind the wiki posts, I am nerdy enough to enjoy some of them. We nerds get our kicks where we can.
Of course. They are always informative. Unfortunately, I don’t usually have time to read them unless the subject interests me.
Is that the Deftones pony?
How can you tell if it’s deaf from the picture? It’s just a white outline!
I thought the same thing, but apparently the images are a bit different. It doesn’t seem to be Photoshopped to slightly change the image either. Apparent highly in the back legs and back curvature.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Pony
Maybe it’s the Stone Pony, and Linda Ronstadt will be there.
I think this pony was after my a*s. I mean, my donkey.
NEVER!! }:)
Liar!
Yeah, I know…
totaly!
In addition to being a Triple Crown winner, F*ck also plays a mean bass.
He may play a mean bass, but does he land the fish in the end?
If John Paul Jones taught him anything, he would land a mud shark, and know exactly where to put it.
Sounds like a couple of pony club camps I attended as a teenager. “Those little wretches, they know perfectly well they’re only supposed to drink lemonade as a stirrup cup…”
For Pony!
WOOOOT! INSIDER^^
Don’t miss their cover of Paul Simon’s One Trick Pony. Amazing stuff.
Im lost on this one.
um if you can read the korean bit this poster is advertising a techno – themed nightclub. lol, i have to say azns make epic engrish phails, though I myself am korean I am holidaying in korea atm and there r english fails galore!!!!!!!!!1!
Can only young violent ponies go to this nightclub, or may we all attend? Will the f$cking be public or private?
why dont you order of the menu?that bullfrog looks great!
Don’t just sit there, then, get out there with your camera and take some Engrish Funny pictures, then pleasure us with uploading!
… That sounded dirty…
….Incredibly…..
They appear to be a Korean techno
They appear to be a Korean techno band. The poster can be read on the http://www.ymea.kr web page on the Sept. 29 2009 calendar page.
Dirty, Smash, Rare & F*ck
Rejected early Four Horsemen bad-ass names…
I think Young Violent Pony is a pretty cool guy, eh smashes and f*ucks and doesn’t afraid of anything.
If that’s your definition of cool, then I was the epitome of Instant Cool. Just add alcohol.
*Adds alcohol*
does not look like it’s doing anything
adds moonshine
TIP: Hit reply when talking to someone! (Or else someone might knock your comment down!)
Thash right. Now yull hafta eshcuze me, I gonta to schmash and f-f-ff*ck and be *hic* feralesh.
And also add *example* when adding an action! Its the shift+8 key!
Jusht don youzhe my *hic* ack-shunzh as an *eggzhample*. I hit lotsh of shshshiffty k-keyzh in my t-time, young feller…
O RRY? *gives him more moonshine*
(and by the way, ShadowSplicer has told me a lot about yu! hows little debby doin? hahaha! (:
Shame on both of you Shadows. JohnB is a recovered alcoholic and you just got him drunk. 20 years of soberness going down the d*ck. I mean down the drain.
Did ShadowDestroyer get someone drunk again?! That’s the fifth time this week!
And that fifth went down fast!
I had two of her Nutty Bars just after lunch!
Do you mean Naughty bars?
Well, Nutty Bars are about as naughty as I get these days.
Believe it or not I just saw Charlie Sheen logged on at RichDater.
No, you didn’t.
is that a band or a person?
Yes!
Yay?
Hilarious – thanks for bringing that to our attentions!
“Good Morning! Dirty, Smash, Rare and F***, how may I direct your call?”