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  1. mee2 says:

    Like chicken, but different…

  2. v000 says:

    Does it taste like chicken?

  3. Droll not Troll says:

    “Well, the colour is good; not much of a head- ” (Beer Lovers’ Weekly review)

  4. silencer07 says:

    This is beer specially made for gays…

  5. lexan D says:

    has a good head on it.

    but I don’t drink and I’m not gay.

  6. lexan D says:

    Why do I have a different avatar picture?
    I wasn’t particularly attached to the previous one, I’m just wondering.

  7. Steve says:

    Specially formulated for corona hat, polo shirt, blue jean and flip flop wearing douchebags who can’t stop saying “get ‘er done” every other sentence.

  8. JohnB says:

    Can I just stick it in a tall cool one and leave the beer out entirely?

    • dr handle says:

      I’ma tell Mrs B on you!

      • JohnB says:

        How do you know she’s not the tall cool one I had in mind?

        • ShadowSplicer says:

          Maybe because she’s tall and HOT! (Just a guess.)

          • JohnB says:

            I’d definitely be more inclined to describe my wife as hot rather than cool, in several senses of the word. (Now as a teenager, when I didn’t know her, she was undoubtedly one of the “cool” kids, which I certainly was not, at least until I hit college, when in my reinvention of myself I became determined to break all the standing records for cool.) But tall she is not, being a full foot under my 6′3″ frame.

  9. la conejita says:

    This beer must have a salty taste.

  10. PoodleGroomer says:

    It is a new concept beer with a high performance additive. Urinals are mounted in front of the bar stools and it flows through as fast as you can drink it. Chugging a beer hat or a yard long glass develops impressive pressure. Toilets are around the booths for female customers.

  11. PoodleGroomer says:

    They serve Jekyll and Hyde Beer to nice people in the morning so they can be management, public officials, lawyers, and financial advisors during their work day.

    • PoodleGroomer says:

      Join everyone else and have a Jekyll and Hyde beer before that long rush hour drive home.

      • JohnB says:

        I’ve always suspected that the story was actually a parable about alcoholism.

        • PoodleGroomer says:

          It was published in 1886 and a recent historian alleges it was written while on cocaine.

          • JohnB says:

            No doubt. Cocaine, morphine, even heroin were all available as over-the-counter in medicines. The most bizarre use is that they’d put drugs in medicines that were supposedly to cure addiction. In fact, heroin was developed by Bayer pharmaceuticals as a “non-addicting substitute for morphine.”

            • PoodleGroomer says:

              I love the drug companies and their organic chemistry Lego kit.

              Change the hydrochloride to an acetate, toxicity test it, re-patent it, and sell it as the next miracle drug until we find what it is good for or get sued for side effects.

              • JohnB says:

                They always get sued for side effects. They put up some token opposition for a while, and then settle. The combined cost of all the settlements is seldom more than a trifling percentage of the profits.

        • bluejade says:

          Definitely could be a story about substance issues, there are too many parallels. The is a new movie in the pipe with Keanu Reeves.

          • JohnB says:

            It probably won’t be much good if Keanu is in the pipe again.

            • bluejade says:

              I personally think it would be good to be in a pipe with Keanu Reeves, especially a large, comfy pipe with lots of pillows; pool access and a good view…oh, and choice of snacks. None of that horse shoe crap.

  12. Nancy says:

    Believe it or not I just saw Charlie Sheen logged on at RichDater.

  13. RobS says:

    I’d like to get some of that in my mouth!

  14. dr handle says:

    It could just be someone’s office. Honestly, you’d think that Mr and Mrs Beer would’ve paused and thought for a moment before naming their son Richard, wouldn’t you?

  15. Queen o' sarcasm says:

    as i said before a good thing to drink with your masculine salad!!!!!!1

  16. KinkyTom says:

    LETS BEER

  17. Mike says:

    The glory of a small area in Seoul. I used to get to walk past this place every day on the way to work. You must all be wondering what the glasses look like….

  18. JohnB says:

    Does your stick swizzle?

  19. Slava Lenkov says:

    Alcohol is one of the most dangerous drugs out there. I think that’s because it is legal. There

    are millions of people that are affected by it, thousands of which die. I was an alcoholic for

    14 years and I thought there was no way out. There is a way out! I came to Narconon Arrowhead and they showed me the way out.

    • JohnB says:

      I concur that alcohol is one of the most dangerous drugs out there, and I took most of them in my 20 years of alcoholism and addiction (and I’ve taken none of them in the 20 years since). My opinion is that the most widely successful way out can be found in AA and NA, and they give what they give out for free. Some also need professional help, especially if (as is not at all unusual) there’s also a mental illness. Treatment resources are stretched very thin, thanks to underfunding, but be persistent and eventually you can probably find somebody good you can afford. I will refrain from expressing an opinion on Narconon, since I am not fond of their parent organization (the Church of Scientology).

  20. master baiter says:

    Nah, it’s just recycled beer.
    Got the implications?

  21. Matthew Peterson says:

    Great job MICHAEL ANDREWS!!!!

  22. Kage No Tora says:

    Do they have that “on tap”? If they don’t, I’ll be… pissed


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