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Like chicken, but different…
Does it taste like chicken?
Does what taste like chicken, dick or beer?
I don’t know if you got a choice, the order of words is pretty definite.
Well, back in my carousing days, I found the reverse order worked much more often on women.
Nah, it tastes like Lexus.
“Well, the colour is good; not much of a head- ” (Beer Lovers’ Weekly review)
so it falls short of a liquid, male enhancement.
so, something to drink with a masculine salad.
This is beer specially made for gays…
Sorry I failed in grammar. What I meant to say is This is the beer specially made for gays.
has a good head on it.
but I don’t drink and I’m not gay.
Why do I have a different avatar picture?
I wasn’t particularly attached to the previous one, I’m just wondering.
Because you died, and you came back as a different person.
Probably because you’re using a different e-mail address, although far be it from me to pooh-pooh the notion of death and resurrection.
Billy Maes? Is that you speaking? Are you communicating through JohnB?
Let’s just say that we’re together on this one!
JohnB and Billy sitting in a tree…
…drinking beer.
B-O-O-Z-I-N-G
Interesting.
I have had an nde.
That and the fact that many of those that have been near and dear to me have died, has in many ways made me a different person.
So I was right? Yay!
(See Iz can be smarts too!)
From the mouths of babes….
yes, u iz……..sumtimes.
and that b relly wierd.
So what, there’s lots of people named Dick who sell beer.
And there’s lots of people who are dicks who drink beer. I know, because I used to be one of them!
They serve Jekyll and Hyde Beer to nice people in the morning so they can be management, public officials, lawyers, and financial advisors during their work day.
Join everyone else and have a Jekyll and Hyde beer before that long rush hour drive home.
I’ve always suspected that the story was actually a parable about alcoholism.
It was published in 1886 and a recent historian alleges it was written while on cocaine.
No doubt. Cocaine, morphine, even heroin were all available as over-the-counter in medicines. The most bizarre use is that they’d put drugs in medicines that were supposedly to cure addiction. In fact, heroin was developed by Bayer pharmaceuticals as a “non-addicting substitute for morphine.”
I love the drug companies and their organic chemistry Lego kit.
Change the hydrochloride to an acetate, toxicity test it, re-patent it, and sell it as the next miracle drug until we find what it is good for or get sued for side effects.
They always get sued for side effects. They put up some token opposition for a while, and then settle. The combined cost of all the settlements is seldom more than a trifling percentage of the profits.
Definitely could be a story about substance issues, there are too many parallels. The is a new movie in the pipe with Keanu Reeves.
It probably won’t be much good if Keanu is in the pipe again.
I personally think it would be good to be in a pipe with Keanu Reeves, especially a large, comfy pipe with lots of pillows; pool access and a good view…oh, and choice of snacks. None of that horse shoe crap.
Specially formulated for corona hat, polo shirt, blue jean and flip flop wearing douchebags who can’t stop saying “get ‘er done” every other sentence.
Even dicks need beer! Just stick it in this tall cool one. When was the last time you took your dick out for a beer?
Can I just stick it in a tall cool one and leave the beer out entirely?
I’ma tell Mrs B on you!
How do you know she’s not the tall cool one I had in mind?
Maybe because she’s tall and HOT! (Just a guess.)
I’d definitely be more inclined to describe my wife as hot rather than cool, in several senses of the word. (Now as a teenager, when I didn’t know her, she was undoubtedly one of the “cool” kids, which I certainly was not, at least until I hit college, when in my reinvention of myself I became determined to break all the standing records for cool.) But tall she is not, being a full foot under my 6′3″ frame.
That’s exactly my height! 5′3″
This beer must have a salty taste.
Just like pants…
It is a new concept beer with a high performance additive. Urinals are mounted in front of the bar stools and it flows through as fast as you can drink it. Chugging a beer hat or a yard long glass develops impressive pressure. Toilets are around the booths for female customers.
ewww
Dick beer is stirred, not shaken.
Does your stick swizzle?
Do you tie it in a knot, do you tie it in a bow?
Believe it or not I just saw Charlie Sheen logged on at RichDater.
Believe it or not I just saw a purple elephant pop-lock freestyling.
Believe it or not, I just saw Britney Spears logged on at WhiteTrashCharms.
Believe it or not, Billy Mays died.
(And he is still haunting us!)
I’d like to get some of that in my mouth!
Keep practicing and I’m sure your aim will improve.
It could just be someone’s office. Honestly, you’d think that Mr and Mrs Beer would’ve paused and thought for a moment before naming their son Richard, wouldn’t you?
as i said before a good thing to drink with your masculine salad!!!!!!1
Make it a mescaline salad and believe me, you won’t need a drink.
LETS BEER
The glory of a small area in Seoul. I used to get to walk past this place every day on the way to work. You must all be wondering what the glasses look like….
So then Dr. Beer is an optometrist?
Yes, but he is also a private eye.
I would think he would be of higher rank. Don’t doctors usually become officers in the armed forces?
So what rank is he?
Ah, yes, dick beer…..nothing like a nice stiff drink with good amount of head =)
Alcohol is one of the most dangerous drugs out there. I think that’s because it is legal. There
are millions of people that are affected by it, thousands of which die. I was an alcoholic for
14 years and I thought there was no way out. There is a way out! I came to Narconon Arrowhead and they showed me the way out.
I concur that alcohol is one of the most dangerous drugs out there, and I took most of them in my 20 years of alcoholism and addiction (and I’ve taken none of them in the 20 years since). My opinion is that the most widely successful way out can be found in AA and NA, and they give what they give out for free. Some also need professional help, especially if (as is not at all unusual) there’s also a mental illness. Treatment resources are stretched very thin, thanks to underfunding, but be persistent and eventually you can probably find somebody good you can afford. I will refrain from expressing an opinion on Narconon, since I am not fond of their parent organization (the Church of Scientology).
I’d never heard of them… but now I have. Thanks.
Nah, it’s just recycled beer.
Got the implications?
Great job MICHAEL ANDREWS!!!!