Comments on: Well, they do say that you only rent beer ..

By: Kage No Tora

Kage No Tora — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:54:55 +0000

Do they have that “on tap”? If they don’t, I’ll be… pissed

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:11:46 +0000

So what rank is he?

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:35:58 +0000

I’d never heard of them… but now I have. Thanks.

By: Matthew Peterson

Matthew Peterson — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:43:34 +0000

Great job MICHAEL ANDREWS!!!!

By: master baiter

master baiter — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:57:57 +0000

Nah, it’s just recycled beer.
Got the implications?

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:02:42 +0000

That’s exactly my height! 5′3″

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:51:41 +0000

I’d definitely be more inclined to describe my wife as hot rather than cool, in several senses of the word. (Now as a teenager, when I didn’t know her, she was undoubtedly one of the “cool” kids, which I certainly was not, at least until I hit college, when in my reinvention of myself I became determined to break all the standing records for cool.) But tall she is not, being a full foot under my 6′3″ frame.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:40:02 +0000

Maybe because she’s tall and HOT! (Just a guess.)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:32:46 +0000

I concur that alcohol is one of the most dangerous drugs out there, and I took most of them in my 20 years of alcoholism and addiction (and I’ve taken none of them in the 20 years since). My opinion is that the most widely successful way out can be found in AA and NA, and they give what they give out for free. Some also need professional help, especially if (as is not at all unusual) there’s also a mental illness. Treatment resources are stretched very thin, thanks to underfunding, but be persistent and eventually you can probably find somebody good you can afford. I will refrain from expressing an opinion on Narconon, since I am not fond of their parent organization (the Church of Scientology).

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:22:39 +0000

How do you know she’s not the tall cool one I had in mind?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:18:52 +0000

I would think he would be of higher rank. Don’t doctors usually become officers in the armed forces?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:15:35 +0000

They always get sued for side effects. They put up some token opposition for a while, and then settle. The combined cost of all the settlements is seldom more than a trifling percentage of the profits.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:09:55 +0000

I love the drug companies and their organic chemistry Lego kit.

Change the hydrochloride to an acetate, toxicity test it, re-patent it, and sell it as the next miracle drug until we find what it is good for or get sued for side effects.

By: Slava Lenkov

Slava Lenkov — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:22:00 +0000

Alcohol is one of the most dangerous drugs out there. I think that's because it is legal. There are millions of people that are affected by it, thousands of which die. I was an alcoholic for 14 years and I thought there was no way out. There is a way out! I came to Narconon Arrowhead and they showed me the way out.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:56:38 +0000

I’ma tell Mrs B on you!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:54:57 +0000

I personally think it would be good to be in a pipe with Keanu Reeves, especially a large, comfy pipe with lots of pillows; pool access and a good view…oh, and choice of snacks. None of that horse shoe crap.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:47:26 +0000

Yes, but he is also a private eye.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:24:31 +0000

(And he is still haunting us!)

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:24:09 +0000

Believe it or not, Billy Mays died.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:21:15 +0000

Believe it or not, I just saw Britney Spears logged on at WhiteTrashCharms.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:20:52 +0000

Do you tie it in a knot, do you tie it in a bow?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:19:41 +0000

Does your stick swizzle?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:11:36 +0000

It probably won’t be much good if Keanu is in the pipe again.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:09:51 +0000

So then Dr. Beer is an optometrist?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:08:47 +0000

Make it a mescaline salad and believe me, you won’t need a drink.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:07:57 +0000

Keep practicing and I’m sure your aim will improve.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:53:41 +0000

The glory of a small area in Seoul. I used to get to walk past this place every day on the way to work. You must all be wondering what the glasses look like….

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:24:55 +0000

LETS BEER

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:20:07 +0000

Definitely could be a story about substance issues, there are too many parallels. The is a new movie in the pipe with Keanu Reeves.

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:12:53 +0000

as i said before a good thing to drink with your masculine salad!!!!!!1

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:54:33 +0000

so, something to drink with a masculine salad.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:48:20 +0000

It could just be someone’s office. Honestly, you’d think that Mr and Mrs Beer would’ve paused and thought for a moment before naming their son Richard, wouldn’t you?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:47:05 +0000

B-O-O-Z-I-N-G

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:45:56 +0000

Nah, it tastes like Lexus.

By: RobS

RobS — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:15:30 +0000

I’d like to get some of that in my mouth!

By: xantaresx

xantaresx — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:29:46 +0000

Believe it or not I just saw a purple elephant pop-lock freestyling.

By: Nancy

Nancy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:56:20 +0000

Believe it or not I just saw Charlie Sheen logged on at RichDater.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:46:34 +0000

No doubt. Cocaine, morphine, even heroin were all available as over-the-counter in medicines. The most bizarre use is that they’d put drugs in medicines that were supposedly to cure addiction. In fact, heroin was developed by Bayer pharmaceuticals as a “non-addicting substitute for morphine.”

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:12:49 +0000

It was published in 1886 and a recent historian alleges it was written while on cocaine.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:34:14 +0000

I’ve always suspected that the story was actually a parable about alcoholism.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:18:39 +0000

From the mouths of babes….

yes, u iz……..sumtimes.
and that b relly wierd.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:16:23 +0000

ewww

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:13:27 +0000

Join everyone else and have a Jekyll and Hyde beer before that long rush hour drive home.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:49:12 +0000

They serve Jekyll and Hyde Beer to nice people in the morning so they can be management, public officials, lawyers, and financial advisors during their work day.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:30:14 +0000

So I was right? Yay!
(See Iz can be smarts too!)

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:29:06 +0000

…drinking beer.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:27:06 +0000

It is a new concept beer with a high performance additive. Urinals are mounted in front of the bar stools and it flows through as fast as you can drink it. Chugging a beer hat or a yard long glass develops impressive pressure. Toilets are around the booths for female customers.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:19:37 +0000

JohnB and Billy sitting in a tree…

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:06:58 +0000

Interesting.
I have had an nde.
That and the fact that many of those that have been near and dear to me have died, has in many ways made me a different person.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:14:47 +0000

Just like pants…