Weird displays at this zoo
Africa Safari
Handicapped old and feedle person
They’re not handicapped, they’re special.
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Chaco Culture National Historical Park is a United States National Historical Park hosting the densest and most exceptional concentration of pueblos in the American Southwest. The Park is located in the arid and inhospitable Four Corners region of New Mexico, in a remote canyon cut by the Chaco Wash. Between AD 900 and 1150, Chaco Canyon was a major center of culture for the Ancient Pueblo Peoples. Chacoans quarried sandstone blocks and hauled timber from great distances, assembling 15 major complexes which remained the largest buildings in North America until the 19th century. Evidence of archaeoastronomy at Chaco has been proposed, with the Sun Dagger petroglyph at Fajada Butte a popular example. Many Chacoan buildings may have been aligned to capture the solar and lunar cycles, requiring generations of astronomical observations and centuries of skillfully coordinated construction. Climate change is thought to have led to the emigration of Chacoans and the eventual abandonment of the canyon, beginning with a 50-year drought in 1130. The UNESCO World Heritage Site is considered sacred ancestral homelands by the Hopi and Pueblo people, who maintain oral accounts of their historical migration from Chaco and their spiritual relationship to the land
Whoa, cool!
I KNOW ITS SWEET!
It hurts for us old feedle people to pick up the peanuts thrown at us. Have someone bring us a case of Dick or Jekyll and Hyde beer. That’s entertainment.
What if it’s French and trying to say “Feed le person?”
Then let them eat snails!
You would make the old, feedle, and handicapped crawl around after snails??!! For shame!
When one is old and feedle, snails may be the only thing that moves slow enough to catch.
A feedle person- one who feeds the handicapped and old?
It’s like a petting zoo, except it smells like a retirement home.
Tell us, Mr. McCain: Isn’t it really costly to feed all the fierce creatures at Marwood zoo?
How can you afford the meat?
Those Japanese pensioners are not holding back from any opportunity to make the ends meet :-/. I wonder how long did that one last…
It looks like they moved to Korea to help make ends meet.
Are they really on display or just lost?
Yes!
(sarcasm)thank you once again JohnB for your clear and obvious answer!
I try to leave no turn unstoned.
And here we see the vicious, bitter old man in his natural habitat.
“Get off my damn lawn!”
WIN!
FAIL!
As I keep reminding people, being a critic is easier than being funny.
WAIL!
Steve… is that you?? I haven’t seen you since you checked on that job opening at the market!
Have you seen Dave?
Dave’s not here man …
Dave who?
I’m Dave! Let me in!
Get inout now!
Dave?
Dave’s not here.
Who’s Dave? ‘I’ don’t know any Dave….
I got rejected for some blonde bimbo D:
*hand on shoulder to give some comfort*
there, there.
no need to cry.
just because u have no hair.
and your face is purple.
I think my face is permanently stuck in that position too. That may have had something to do with it…
I’m sure your mother warned you it would freeze like that.
Not that my avatar gives me much license to talk…
Yeah. What he said.
And there goes the winnnnerrrrrrr…….
Feedlebaum!
Spike Jones FTW!
They didn’t want to go to Africa Safari?
Careful, there may be big cats there.
They may be hungry, too.
Not that I really know what kind of cat you are, just guessing that you’re a house cat.
You would be correct.
Jesus Christ, it’s a lion! Get back in the car!
Please do not score on the old relics.
8O……ok……..Hey! You changed your name back!
I was using my sister’s computer and it still had my name like I had it before.
What if old relics would like that?
Careful! Or they might pass out!
Or pass away.
Or pass gas
Aren’t they a bit old to join the army?
Actually, I wouldn’t know if they would like it or not. Bluejade told me that I have a surprise waiting for me, but I have to wait until I am old.
Maybe an old relic would like share?
Some are hot and some are not, (probably never really were).
Oh, but I’m not an old relic. Just happen to know a quite few.
I will freely admit to being an old relic, but there are SO many surprises in store for anyone who ages that I honestly don’t know which one bluejade might have been talking about. Seems like there’s a new one every day! It’s kind of the reverse of when you have a toddler, watching them acquire some new word or skill every day. It’s like, “Well, I knew the answer to that yesterday,” and, “My finger was never THAT shape before!”
I think Bluejade was referring to a sexual surprise, but I’ll let her clarify.
Oh, and thanks for sharing John.
OOOHHHHHH! I like surprises!
I can’t remember… I think it was something about whether or not old people want to be scored on. They do. Old people are just like everybody else, only older. Middle-aged women become invisible, which is ok sometimes, but not all the time.
Oh, and sex gets better, by the way. Which is kind of ironic.
I can assure you that middle-age women are far more visible to me now than they were when I was young!
Yes, we take up more space.
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I take up space anyway!
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how old is old?
is it about years, looks, or thinking?
Thinking and looks can vary greatly from person to person, but the physical decline is unavoidable.
oh joy. something to look foreward to.
I am being a bit sarcastic.
I have fewer years ahead of me than those that are behind me.
But there’s not much choice in that matter and it sure beats the alternative.
Here’s one they never warned you about at school: chin bristles. The damned things can grow six inches overnight, so even if you think you plucked them the night before, there they are in the morning, bigger and badder and bristlier than before. You cannot get rid of them. Don’t try to get electrolysis, you’ll just annoy them.
Sharing is caring…
Yes, one loses hair in odd places (such as my legs, which used to be so hairy I was nearly simian in appearance, but now have almost no discernible hair at all) but grows it in very strange places (e.g., I once found a hair fully three inches long that had grown out of the edge of the back of my ear). But there are such things as wisdom and maturity, and if you can keep learning and growing as you age you may well acquire these things, which are invaluable.
Yeah, right!
I have been searching for wisdom most of my life. or at least during the adult part.
During some hokey “values clarification” exercise I had to participate in for my job some time back, I turned out to be the only one who put “wisdom” at the top of the list. My coworkers were all rather surprised. I was rather surprised no one else valued it as much as I did.
Well, it is out of fashion.
“Let’s go to the African Safari.”
“But, Mum! I wanna see the Feedle Person.”
Feedlings, nothing more than feedlings,
trying to forget my feedlings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feedlings of love.
Feedlings, wo-o-o feedlings,
wo-o-o, feedle you again in my arms.
*whistles theme from Feedler on the Roof*
The funny thing is, your avatar does seem like that of an old creature. Wait, how did you get out of the zoo?
The handicapped and old are most likely another exhibit. Like animals they crap themselves, no one can understand them, and are fun to both laught at and stare.
They can still scratch and bite, or at least give you a vicious gumming.
Dayum, the embed fairies aren’t working with me today!! Go to youtube and search “Silent Library Hoost.” ( the kick-boxer Hoost.)
Minute 8 is shining example of gummy goodness.
The gremlins are working overtime on this one. I saw 7 minutes of it, and then the link failed. First time that’s happened to me on YouTube.
HAH! Did you laugh? I am sadistic enough to laugh myself silly over that one. I love the part where the guy on the right DOESN”T get the bad card, and he casts his eyes upward and begins a prayer of thanks!! Very sincere. Also, the big guy with the nose hairs…. !
That’s not really the kind of humour that makes me laugh. The sketch is well done, though.
I don’t think any of those guys really suffered. It was mostly faked. The big guy couldn’t have survived the “Hitted Hip” part- his arse isn’t HUGE.
“Old Man Bites Tenderly”- Yep, that’s pretty close to what I was thinking.
Didn’t like the “hitted hip.” Watching Hoost get held down to have nose hairs snatched and eyes tear up was amazing because he is an extraordinary kick-boxer, very, very aggressive even for the sport.
Don’t you laught at me, you young smartass. AND GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!!
Ok, but can I still borrow your Gran Torino?
(For those of you that didn’t get it, click on my name. It’s not spam)
Wow, I don’t want to be used as a sandbag just because I was on his lawn!
Unless you’re planning on dying young, you, too, will get to be an exhibit!
Please do not feedle the old handicapped people.
Please do not feedle the old handicapped people.
BTW I love your blog!
Please do not feedle spam to this site.
BTW, I hate your spam almost as much as your phony “comments,” a sin you have greatly compounded by stealing an actual person’s handle (pun intended) on this site. I may be a handicapped, old, and feedle person, but I’m no idiot! May anyone who tries to click on that blue name there have their fingers break off in the attempt.
*Fingers break off*
He warned you.
HAHAHA! I fooled you! I DON’T HAVE FINGERS!
So you clicked on bad links long ago, at least ten of them. But you do pretty well with the rod in your mouth.
Wrong again! I have cat paws.
Sometimes I wish I had opposable thumbs. Then I remember how cute I am and how well I am at getting the pitiful humans to do my bidding, rendering the thumbs pointless.
*Cute little face* Hey la conejita, will you ‘please’ get me a bowl of milky? Pwease?
Would you settle for Mike?
No! I want la conejita to give me a bowl of milk!
IMPOSTOR! You’re not even the right shape!
And you have a SPAM LINK!
But my spam link is better!
I paid to see this!
I think it was intended ‘for handicapped or old and feeble person’..Not sure though.