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KUKSOOLWON
We need more practice
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From a van for a martial arts academy in Busan, South Korea
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FIRST!!! I WIN
Damn… I fail.
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
~ George E. Woodberry (American poet, critic, and teacher, 1855-1930)
There is no try; you either do or do not – Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back.
In this case, they did not.
I’ll be back!
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
(with better quotes)
I think there is a superfluous ‘r’ in your screen name.
*giggle giggle*
To be pedantic, the quote is, “No! Do, or do not. There is no ‘try’.”
Stop trying to be so pedantic.
Now that you mention it, this meatloaf tastes a little shallow and pedantic.
Try not. Do, or do not.
Do or do not, there’s no try, doo-dah, doo-dah…
Honesty – the best policy
Unless you’re in politics, in which case it is often the worst policy.
It is the best Korean martial arts practice in Tomball Texas.
“We need more practice”, let us practice on YOU.
Ok…..what are we practicing?
I am preparing to become a brain surgeon. I do need more practice, thank you for volunteering. I don’t yet have any anesthesia so just hold still and don’t move while I work on you.
They need more practice in finding a good name. Or at least decent. WTH’s up with “Kuksoolwon”?
it’s the old name for Hapkido
Well, I can certainly see why they changed it.
As a current practicioner, here’s a little background. The name is actually Kuk Sool Won (I’m not sure why it’s all crowded together on the car), which in English means “Korean (or, “National”) Martial Arts Association.” The slogan “We need more practice” refers to the constant need to refine and review one’s skills. You never “arrive” because you can always learn more to perfect your skills. Kuk Sool Won is a curriculum that incorporates all 32 Korean martial arts, so it’s a vast amount of material to learn. Yes, I know that the Korean arts borrow from the Chinese, Japanese and other martial arts. I’m not going to preach who’s better than whom; however, I’ve enjoyed it and have learned a lot from it. It’s great exercise, fun, and a family-oriented activity.
Sweet – thanks for the info, sillywhiskers!
Thank you, whiskers! =) I, too, am a student of Kuk Sool Won and was in the process of typing up something very similar when I read your response. My first instructor always said, “Practice does not make you perfect. Perfect practice makes you perfect.” So, needless to say, I was actually happy to see this. I miss it terribly. **sigh**
I have two kids here, one a gold-medal winner and both blue belts. Their teacher tells them the same thing. Yes, they always need more practice. As la conejita said…. hehehe
I am also a practitioner of Kuk Sool Won. The phrase “We need more practice” is spelled correctly. It is a comprehensive martial art that incorporates all aspects of Korean martial arts.
It has not borrowed from China or Japan–rather, it is the opposite. In fact, early forms of Korean martial arts date back to around 2000 BC. During Korea’s history of foreign invaders (from China and Japan), certain martial art aspects have been taken back to the invader’s countries and morphed into something that is now distinctly Chinese or Japanese. (This kind of cultural exchange happens everywhere, even now).
Here’s a short history lesson: In China, we know about Shaolin Monks and their impressive defensive tactics. These monks established a system around 1000 AD, but in Korea (where Monks were known as the great defenders of Korea) they were established around 550 AD.
People who are not aware of Korean history often make the mistake that Koreans have taken ideas from China and Japan and made a more recent version of martial arts (whereas this may be true for other Korean martial arts, it is NOT the case for Kuk Sool Won).
This is not an Engrish funny–the fact that this picture is posted here is insulting.
So you can see a porential double entendre in there? If so, don’t keep the rest of us in suspenders!
A porential double entendre? Is that when the double entendres may possibly be coming down in buckets?
I’m not sure how this is even a Engrish example. As sillywhiskers already pointed out, ‘We need more practice’ actually -is- Kuk Sool’s motto for the reason of reminding us we never stop learning.
It’s not Engrish, nor is it English fail.
Its an example of the ‘chair-keyboard interface’ fail that is rampant around here.
Who decided it was ok to give illiterate morons cameras?
Eastman Kodak?
Look, you clearly get little if any amusement from this site, yet you continue to come back to it, if only to whine about how unamusing you find it to be. There are some serious masochistic tendencies in you. I think perhaps you might benefit from seeking some professional help for it. I understand that they can do wonders with therapy and medications – you may never ‘cure’ your illness, but there are treatment strategies that can help you manage it and reclaim a life for yourself.
It’s Korean martial arts, and that’s their trademarked slogan. Do some research, dumbasses.
You should know that the people who run this site (and other similar sites) usually work at paid jobs, as well as going through many submissions to each site every day. That takes a lot of time and dedication. Perhaps you could volunteer to help them by assisting them with pre-screening and researching to ensure that no mistakes are made.
I might add that you said nothing that wasn’t said in earlier posts, except to throw out an insult. So perhaps you should READ THE OTHER POSTS, intellectually challenged donkey.
It’s not even like it’s a valid argument; Pet Holdings Inc employs several full-time web developers and moderators.
The “TM” trademark symbol is even on the vehicle, indicating that Kuk Sool Won(tm) is a trademarked name. “We need more practice” is the slogan used in the US, too.
Are you sure they’re just not into Transcendental Meditation?
I give them some internets for using the correct form of “practice”. The whole practice/practise thing is something that many native speakers get wrong.
I need more prastic.
Where I come from, “Practise” is not even a word! Crazy Austrailians…
I think you’ll find that it is, dear. What year are you in at school? And why have they not taught you the difference between a noun and a verb yet? Crazy Merkins…
HOLY !#@%@! I need practice too!
Practice makes permanent. A teacher once said.
The Kuksoolwon dojang in San Francisco (on Fillmore near Geary) had a huge sign on their wall: “You need more practice.” I always really liked that; no matter what sport, art, or profession you do, it is always true that you need more practice.
When I was working 85 hours a week, including travel time to the various sites I was consulting at, I definitely felt like I needed LESS practice.
Doctors keep practicing medicine until they get it right.
Which they seldom ever do.
Doctors PRACTISE medicine. But only if they need the practice.
This is site is “Engrish” not “Fail Blog”…. Writing Kuk is not “Engrish”… so “double” doesn’t apply either. You claiming “double fail” is a double fail.
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I feel sort of turned on.