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The Metropolis Infested with Foreign Adventurers
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Tourist season. Bow and arrow, black powder, and tourist slug for 2 weeks before rifle season. No baiting or lures. Enter the ear tag lottery now for extra tickets now. Population studies are going to allow for a large cull this year.
Is it Worcester where it’s still legal to shoot Welshmen with a bow and arrow after dark?
Chester, actually.
…and only if they’re within the city’s walls.
What’s your favourite caliber for rifle season? Al-Qaeda prefers 7.62×39, but NATO prefers 5.56×45.
I’m old school. .30-06 close, .50 BMG long range.
I’d have said 0.303″ myself, but there’s not much in it ad “close” range, say up to 880 yards.
Ahhh, good ‘ol No. 4 MkI* Longbranch Lee-Enfield, hasn’t failed me yet. (Except for head separations after 4 case re-loadings)
Is this the Chinese wing of the BNP?
There goes the neighborhood!
Lex Luthor’s next diabolical plot to thwart Superman apparently involves flooding the Dept. of Immigration with more problems than it can handle.
LOL!
That’s it! Lex Luthor knows the truth! Superman is an illegal alien who came in via rocketship undocumented and was illegally adopted by the Kents! I bethcha Superman don’t fly around with a green card which says “Kal-El son of Jor-El” on it. Green cards are made of Kryptonite! Luthor is more diabolical than we ever thought!
That’s probably why Superman got married to Lois Lane so he wouldn’t get deported….to space
Apparently, in the next Indiana Jones movie, he meets the Man of Steel.
Don’t you mean Iron Man?
I AM IRON MAN!!
Ok, whatever you say Ozzyman…
I AM LORD OF ALL I SAN SEE!
CAN SEE, CAN SEE!
So you, too, are a cat?
Yes, and a real cool one.
I’m assuming this is read right to left, so does that mean that the cross symbolizes “foreign adventurers”? You’d think they’d have forgiven Christians for the Crusades by now!
and the inquisition
Well, I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Hah! No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
yes, you may get poked with the soft cushion.
oh no,not that.
Not the COMFY CHAIR!
Yes!
They forgot to put on the sign that the foreign adventurers contain the H1N1 virus. That’s why they’re infesting the city and that’s why they want you to stay away from them.
I’ve never heard the tourist season described as an infestation before, but it makes sense.
The only difference between a flower and a weed is that that you don’t want the weed. Well, okay, some of you DO want the weed, but you’re probably too stoned to get my point anyway. Just go get you some Little Debbie snacks.
I have a Little Debbie factory about 10 miles away from me. I’m not responsible for that, though. Honest.
For god’s sake please keep Billy Mays out of the Little Debbies, no telling what rant he’ll get on with a couple of those in his bloodstream!
I’m about to consume two Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. We’ll see what identity emerges from that sugar rush…
Do you also touch her cupcakes? I still have an uneasy feeling about this. I mean if it were older Debbie, I’d understand. But little Debbie? Why? Why?
And here’s to you, Mrs Robinson…
Little Debbie’s the one!
Why don’t you have a seat over there…
As long as I can bring my Little Debbies…
Are you sure you’re JohnB?
No, actually JohnB does not exist. He is just a character created by several of us working in tandem. You think one person could come up with so much stuff? Get real! There are five of us, and we take turns using the handle and e-mail address. So just think of JohnB like you think of Betty Crocker, Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, or the Michelin Man. Or maybe Spongebob Squarepants.
“The Metropolis Infested with Foreign Adventurers”.
I saw that film, years ago.
A swashbuckler, starring Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone.
Was that the sequel to “Metropolis”? Did the foreign adventurers Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone give Maria the Robot a communicable disease?
No,
“Industrial Disease.”
(cue earworm)
Ok you guys have crappy imigration policys!
I am not the dreadful spelling sprite, so I won’t mention anything.
Why did you go back to your troll face?
i felt like it!eventually it with morph back into something random!
But I am! Policys? *DING*
yes!
Dear Queen,
Please take out your second-grade textbook on spelling and turn to the chapter on “Plurals,” most particularly those constructed from words that, in the singular, end in “y.” Now, write me a list of 100 plurals of such words, virtually all of which should have “-ies” on the end. Either that or forfeit five internets.
Sounds like the intro tag for the next Godzilla movie. Gojira! Gojira!
I’d love to see Godzilla pitted against a bunch of foreign investors, I mean adventurers.
Oh yeah, this pretty much always ends well (ok, unless you’re a merchant banker
).
That sign is epic. It sounds like a really funny book, IMO.
Pfff! Not much adventure to be had in this foreign metropolis.
It’s life Jim, but butt as you know it!