Must be the short bus

Cledre is there whe is to hand
SCHOOL BUS
STOP
my prm our
girl and the has
giv righty be your well
and at yesterday
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Cledre is there whe is to hand
SCHOOL BUS
STOP
my prm our
girl and the has
giv righty be your well
and at yesterday
Submitted by: jasibutton via Engrish Funny Submissions
I’m not even sure what this picture is implying!
Apparently, it’s an analogy. Whe is to hand as school bus is to stop.
I think it’s saying that someone got a good perm, girlfriend, and gift yesterday. As far as I can tell, anyways. Wish I was on that school bus
I totally support the perm idea.
Honestly, if I could get a good perm and a new significant other just by riding the bus, I would use public transportation more often!
Well, as Paul Simon once sang, just get on the bus, Gus.
Just make a new plan Stan,
No need to be coy, Roy!
I had a lovely little video for you, but it got modded right out of there…
Well slap mah fro!
…zen belly!
LETS BUS!!!
LETS short BUS!!!
LETS SPERR
Roshi, I believe a have now achieved Zen Belly, which I have achieved by solving the koan Goodnight Irene. Will you sanction my kensho?
Yesterday, all my giv righy be your well
Now my prm our girl and the has
Oh, I be and at yesterday.
This was clearly the first draft of the lyrics – Mr McCartney refined them somewhat prior to recording.
Well, the Fab Four were fairly new to hallucinogenic drugs in those days, so there were quite a few of their inspirations that needed a bit of revision. By the time of the White Album, though, you can clearly tell that the lyrics they wrote while tripping were preserved verbatim. Mother Superior jump the gun.
I concur with the “STOP” sign.
Maybe this is written in toddler language. This is why we can’t understand it. I will get my two-year old son to interpret for me and get back to you on what he says.
Ok, he said that the bus is saying:
“This is the bus that takes the girl to school.
The girl will arrive safely just as yesterday”
I guess all that hormone food go to those kids heads
Is it worrying that I think you’re not joking here?
Don’t worry, be happy
Oops. Pushed wrong button.
it was suppose to be a separate comment : P
But she will never get her tomorrow back. It never got past the planning stage.
Yes, and today is under construction, so we are not moving forward with tomorrow yet.
Forward movement through time is just an illusion created by the thermodynamic nature of the brain processes. Sesscorp niarb eht fo erutan cimanydomreth eth yb detaerc noisulli na tsuj si emit hguorht tnemevom drawrof.
siht daer ot woh tuo erugif lliw enoemos erus ma I.
Able was I, ere I saw Elba.
Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog!
.dias tsuj uoy tahw aedi on evah I .revewoh ,em toN .lliw enoemos erus m’I ,seY
.rehtien eM
This is my 3 year old daughters favourite handbag – I’m not too concerned as she can’t read anything except for the word STOP and BUS, but everyone that sees it has a WTF moment…
Starting on engrish at a young age, I see! She is much more likely to become fluent.
um,what?
This must be the bus to Somewhere.
Or the bus to Further.
“Must be the short bus” LOL
What does this say about the kind of education they teach?
” You are either on the bus or off the bus” someone by the name of Ken once said.
It’s Schroedinger’s bus. You’re not on or off the bus until we see you.
So a bus full of blind people is empty?
No, a bus full of people is empty if the observer is blind. At least until the bus hits him.
And actually, it’s not empty. It’s neither empty nor full. From the standpoint of the blind person. So up until the moment of impact, the people on the bus and the blind person are effectively living in two different universes.
But everyone is an observer! They would all have to be blind to not see each other on the bus! That, of course, includes the driver.
Sorry to say, he’s driving while blind.
It’s just another case of the blind driving the blind.
With blinders on.
Broaden your horizons!
I have enough broads on my horizons already!
Are you sure they’re not just on your Verizon?
That’s YOUR verzion.
Why, yes, as is everything else. As a cat, I see all that I own, and all that I see, I own.
E-I-E-I-own.
Would you like to give me a farm?
We all live in the Yellow Submarinebus…