Two things. You’re huge and that ain’t water.
Please wash you hands,passengers
Please step on the c*ck for water
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This H1N1 epidemic is resorting to some weird methods!
They’ve recruited some volunteers from the Well Hung Man Store.
For water, step on the c*ck, then hold your hands under his eyes!
So what’s wrong with that? Only problem I see is they forgot the punctuation at the end of the sentence.
Look up ‘cock’ in your dic(k)tionary, you should find that it also means: “A valve or tap for controlling flow in plumbing.” (from Wiktionary).
*facepalm*
So you would step on a valve to use it?
I’ve used water valves that needed to be stepped on in order to use them.
Some of them want to step on you.
Some of them want to be stepped on by you.
Aww, but these are my good shoes!
I don’t think it’s your shoes you have to worry about.
Native speaker would have avoided the use of the word “cock” in this context.
Probably would have suggested using a foot-pedal.
What’s a rooster doing in the bathroom, anyway?
I’d agree. The use of the word (stop)cock In English implies a sub-system isolation valve, not an outlet, which would be a tap (US faucett).
Enough of this, I’m gonna go hang in the cock-pit.
They probably call it the cockpit because it mostly contains male pilots.
Watch your step!
ohh, I think I just stepped on something.
I think I’m gonna take my shoes off so I can feel before I step down…
Damn! They’re everywhere!
There’s no place to stand and I’m getting WET!!
Don’t go in! There’s a bunch of dudes with lap-tops, and c*cks all over the floor!
Turn the plane around! I want to back to Milwaukee!!
OUCH!!! Watch it!
When all the pilots are female, they will rename that part of the aircraft The Box Office.
HAhahahahahahaha.. hah. Bravo!
cock (kŏk) n.
1. An adult male of various birds.
2. The hammer of a firearm.
3. A weathervane shaped like a rooster; a weathercock.
4. A leader or chief.
5. A faucet or valve by which the flow of a liquid or gas can be regulated.
6. A tilting or jaunty turn upward: the cock of a hat.
7. Vulgar Slang The penis.
I suppose it depends on what country you live in. In the US, the #7 definition would be the first to come to mind.
Maybe, but I think – context – is how it really applies. The ranking is mostly irrelevant.
Just please for the love of god dont step on italics my cock italics
That’s NOT water!
It’s at least 98% water.
So, you read the title as well?
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes.
So am I supposed to wash my hands with the water that comes out of the c*ck? Won’t it leave them sticky?
Yes, but nice and warm.
This is a repeat….
It’s been up here before. http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/04/engrish-thats-not-water-coming-out/
but this one has better title
Yeah, but some people might not have seen it a year ago …
We do have a rather amazing transient population here!
If you must step on the cock, please wash your FEET first. Thank you.
But I need water to do that!!!
Is the water the tears that come from the guy getting his c0ck stepped on?
if so what did he do to deserve that O_o?
Why, this water is dirty!! I shall have to drink my own urine….
Aids anyone? No I only take bottled aids.
Sorry, we only carry Gonorrhea Springs.
PETA is going to go nuts when they find out that male chickens are being used as sanitation aids…
So why is it ok that the word appears in the photo, but in the caption it has to be partially but ineffectively censored? Is that somehow funnier than stepping on a cock?
It has to do with the way Google works.
Google can’t read pictures, but it can scan plain text for curse words, vulgar slang, etc. If it gets enough hits the site will be deemed “adult-only” and not appear in stardardized Google searches. Censoring prevents that from happening.
Also, since Google only scans the main page, it doesn’t matter what we say here in the comments section.
Hope that made sense =}