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Gardening filter Almighty
I love his boutique!
Submitted by: theneels via Engrish Funny Submissions
Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Monday, November 9th, 2009 at 8:00 am.
Just the thing you need if you’re cultivating in Eden.
or your just trying to make a straight to DVD sequel to Evan almighty
Is it a new deity for gardeners?
The kiss of the Sun for pardon, The song of the birds for mirth; One is nearer God’s heart in a garden Than anywhere else upon earth.
Beautiful!
*bows down*
Hail Gardening Filter. My flowers are dying, I pray to thee to provide them with life and robust joy.
Or should I just water them?
Gotta buy something first!!
Oh, that’s so televangelist, that is, can’t you just say a quick blessing for them, such as “blessings be upon these rhododendrums”?
I guess her quick blessings also have a price. I will buy some gum and see if that affords a small blessing upon my flowers.
Solomon in all his glory was not clothed such as these.
All that and it’s only $16.98. . . It’s too small for me to see, but the product price coding looks similar to the type Wal Mart uses.
Ah. Then this IS the Garden of Eden.
Hey, it couldn’t be any worse than Bruce Almighty or Evan Almighty.
They were pretty funny. A little religious for my taste, though.
is he endorsing it?or just is IT?
Behold! The almighty gardening filter!
YES!
May your clematis be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
U can’t touch this!
U can’t, but can He?
…..yes?
Unbelievable.
A lead-in to a “Hammer-Time” joke was just ignored.
Twice.
I apologize for my discretion.
Forever will the FSM meet your filtration needs!
Ramen.
Found at Ace hardware in Freeland, WA.
A well-known hangout for foreign yellow monkey people.
LMTO!
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Just the thing you need if you’re cultivating in Eden.
or your just trying to make a straight to DVD sequel to Evan almighty
Is it a new deity for gardeners?
The kiss of the Sun for pardon,
The song of the birds for mirth;
One is nearer God’s heart in a garden
Than anywhere else upon earth.
Beautiful!
*bows down*
Hail Gardening Filter. My flowers are dying, I pray to thee to provide them with life and robust joy.
Or should I just water them?
Gotta buy something first!!
Oh, that’s so televangelist, that is, can’t you just say a quick blessing for them, such as “blessings be upon these rhododendrums”?
I guess her quick blessings also have a price. I will buy some gum and see if that affords a small blessing upon my flowers.
Solomon in all his glory was not clothed such as these.
All that and it’s only $16.98.
.
.
It’s too small for me to see, but the product price coding looks similar to the type Wal Mart uses.
Ah. Then this IS the Garden of Eden.
Hey, it couldn’t be any worse than Bruce Almighty or Evan Almighty.
They were pretty funny. A little religious for my taste, though.
is he endorsing it?or just is IT?
Behold! The almighty gardening filter!
YES!
May your clematis be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
U can’t touch this!
U can’t, but can He?
…..yes?
Unbelievable.
A lead-in to a “Hammer-Time” joke was just ignored.
Twice.
I apologize for my discretion.
Forever will the FSM meet your filtration needs!
Ramen.
Found at Ace hardware in Freeland, WA.
A well-known hangout for foreign yellow monkey people.
LMTO!