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Master Switcfc
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Master switch in 4 star hotel room, Shanghai
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CFC’s will leave you sterile as well…
:/ if only we could spread some CFC’s around a bit more.
Turn it off!
The knob on the left adjusts the size of the hole in the ozone.
Haven’t you heard? The hole in the ozone is gone, in what is one of the few positive ecological developments in at least a century.
I really can’t tell if that’s a joke. :S
It’s because of his serious looking face avatar. We try to tell him to change it. He’ll try a few other faces, but keeps coming back to this one. I recommended the plastic surgeon that worked on my face, Dr. Gravatar and he doesn’t want to go.
All of us here at Engrish will try to chip in a few bucks, $0 bills to pay for the operation.
That time I actually was not joking. The limitations on aerosol CFCs and changes in the use of refrigerants has allowed the ozone layer to rebound significantly. So my looking less serious here would not have been an advantage.
John, just remember to warn us when you are being serious.
CFCs & HCFCs may be banned in some countries, but the ban is not worldwide. Also, since chloroflorocarbons are extremely stable, they hang around for a century on average. A single pound of CFCs can annihilate seventy thousand pounds of atmospheric ozone. CFCs are also ten thousand times more effective than CO2 as a greenhouse gas. So, in short, they’re still a problem, and a big one at that.
Also, to clarify–the only positive thing I’ve heard about ozone depletion was that it was SLOWING DOWN, not that it was making a full recovery. Maybe that’s what you meant (although it’s not what you said), but maybe there’s a new study I haven’t heard of. If there is, can you post a link? Thanks.
My understanding is that a “hole,” in the sense of there being an absence of the ozone layer near the Antarctic, is no longer there. I did not mean to imply that all ozone depletion had stopped.
I’m pretty sure there was never a true “hole”, implying complete absence, in the ozone layer. The “hole” is an invention by the media- you know how they love to talk in absolutes!
There was, and still is, a thinning of the ozone layer near the Antarctic, to a varying extent. A true hole in the ozone layer would let in all kinds of nasty radiation from the sun, killing many life forms unlucky enough to be under the hole.
The rocker switch is the heat/cool switch for global temperatures.
And what’s the mod switch for?
I’m not sure, but whenever the mod switch and rocker switch meet in Brighton, they start fighting!
Yes, mixing up your switches is a sure way to make sparks fly.
We’ve still got rather an impressive one over The Antipodes – if you ever come to visit Down Here, DO NOT forget your sunscreen and hat, especially from November to March.
The Master will now provide us with light.
I’ve always preferred switches that do exactly what I tell them to do, when I tell them to do it: that is, slave switches. Just because this one has a couple of extra letters in its name doesn’t give it the right to be getting all uppity on me, but that often seems to happen with degrees and titles and such.
Slave switches? Do you hit them with a whip when you order them?
Sounds like a job for the Studmaster.
From top to bottom.
The Studmaster has added switches to his collection of implements. He heard that some people are turned on by them.
He has also added switches to his collection of assistants. After all, some of them want to use you, and some of them want to get used by you, and some want to take turns.
Hold your head up! Move along.
I collect them! I love those little Bakelite switches from the fifties.
The well-designed toggle switches from that era were always my favourite kind, then they changed to rocker switches, which IMO was a step backward. Try turning the rocker switches we have Down Here on or off without using your hands!
Can’t comment on Aussie rocker switches, but Brit ones work with an elbow, or sometimes a shoulder.
Nah, the ones we have Down Here are mostly tiny tiny little things, requiring a well-aimed bony elbow, although you can teach a dog to turn them off if you are prepared to put up with the gouge marks in the wall while you’re teaching them.
I love the rotary bat handled round switches from the turn of the last century. They need fabric insulated wire in ceramic standoffs on the wall for the steam punk radical dangerous new technology look.
And for the full effect, a little man called Igor, lurking nearby.
With a welder’s cap, dark goggles, a leather apron, and rubberized leather gauntlets.
And a lisp that could drown a small country town.
‘ethhh herr doktorrr, athh you withhh.
That steampunk look is hard to resist, the chicks just dig it!
Really? This is relevant to my interests!
Well, I can’t speak for all of us! Sounds like DNT and PG have been using it, let’s ask them. And you’re certainly going to get attention from someone, even if it’s only the vice squid.
I do like the weird blend of art, technology, and, victorian sci-fi.
I actually have two of these in my house. One still works, the other is no longer connected to anything.
So since the one that doesn’t work still claims to be a master switch, it apparently has delusions of grandeur. You might try giving it a little antipsychotic medication.
I have a light in a socket that is not connected to anything. Turn your switch a few times and I’ll watch and see if my light turns on and off.
Master Switc Football Club, ra ra ra!
*shakes pom pom*
Just the one?
If there was one, it would say, *shakes pom*
Sorry. If there were. *Auto-ding*
Dude, this is engrish, not Sparta. no worries.
I used the word “pom-pom” because at an Australian Rules football match, usually you only have one very large pom-pom thing on a stick, which is called a flogger. I didn’t use the word flogger because 1) probably a lot of people wouldn’t've understood what I meant, and 2) it would just have brought the Studmaster out again with the attendant lewd insinuations.
Did someone say “flog her?” Where’s the pom-pom thingie?
Well yes, I know exactly what I’d immediately think if you’d said “flogger”.
Halo 4: Master Swicfc
It all started out so well. Then someone got lazy.
“Okay, let’s see… Master. We got that. Now, the next word is S. w. i. and then, you know, some letters after that. Whatevcfc”
does he know my Almighty GardenFilter!?
Since when, exactly, have I belonged to you???
Since never. You belong to me, as does everything else!
True, deities belong to their creator. Thanks for the almighty filter, kitty! I’ll just go water the catnip now.
You’re welcome! *Purrs*