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SPACEROCK
You can have your rock, I’ll take the flyman.
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Looks like the flag of the United States of… I dunno, the SS or something…
ShadowSplicer has his own country now?
Better him than the REAL SS!
The Secret Service?
Oh dear, how old are you, Meowth? I think Brother John refers to the Schutzstaffel. Srsly, go educate yourself. It’s important.
I know that! I just don’t like them! As for how old I am, I’m only as old as I think I am.
God, I hope I’m not THAT old…
But you’re not as think as we drunk you are, I bet!
Growing older you can’t avoid; growing up is optional.
I still don’t know what I want to be if I grow up.
that’s where my smiling grass was!
The stars smiled on the ground, and the grass smiled back.
Spacerock? Oh, it’s a Hawkwind shirt left over from the 80’s.
I cann ot understand whet is aiways c ontedot, either.
That’s just because you don’t show to have rainbow, how to embrace the an wind.
I don’t want to embrace the an wind! It passed gas!
Ok, I’m trying to take this in one bit at a time. Why are the stars smiling on the ground?
Because the grass is smiling back.
The stars are smiling on the ground because I am embracing the wind and letting it spin my windmill generator.
If it is spinning, doesn’t that just make it harder to generate windmills?
When wind generator start self replicating, we will have to develop a special hybrid of parasitic kudzu to keep them under control.
So now you are generating wind using self replicating machines? No wonder you need a windmill generator to keep up! Just keep generating windmills to catch all that wind!
So the kudzu will wind around the wind generator, unless the wind prevents it from winding.
Winding up with what?
A fastball.
And heeere’s the pitch…
YES, IT’S BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A *THWUNK!!!!*
Oooh, beaned with a fastball! That’s gotta hurt.
Is that how he died?
No, I think it was a speedball. *Oooh, joke in very bad taste, speaking ill of the dead and all that*
Speeding beans? That must have hurt…
That would be perfect for a NASA interview. The only other thing you’d need to be wearing would be astronaut diapers.
Well at least they got the part of A B C D E F right. Many people who get drunk can’t even get that far.
(I know you are paranoid, but no I am not talking about you John. Just people in general who get drunk.)
No offense taken. I’m definitely one of the people who used to get drunk in general. And in private, too.
What about in Colonel?
What about in Sargent?
After several days of binge drinking, I can assure you I was all kinds of rank!
That must be the interview where Sgt Pinpoint scored 58 points, while 700 were required to qualify for being an astronaut.
ABCDEF – – SPACEROCK. These 3 things must have something in common. I wonder…
Argh, someone stole the [american flag]! Thief!
And on Veteran’s Day, no less.
Yeah. So it’s 2 things now. These 2 things must have something in common. I wonder…
LoL, this should be for the chinese exactly the same as when we toss some Kanjis together that look pretty
They did get the fi rst prat fo the al phabet ko rrekt sdhfoadfas
SPACEROCK!!! (the best comeback when your grammar’s getting worse each passing word)
Hey, it’s not an “I hate America” shirt, let’s take that and run with it.
this is just crazy enough to be true.
Makes you wonder, why do they have to stuff a page worth of nonsense on a shirt instead of focusing on something simple that they can spell right
“How to embrace the an wind” – is this a genuine Engrish fart joke?
I thought it was a play about the Scopes “monkey trial.”
That was “Embarrass the Wind.”
In Soviet Russia, wind embarrasses you!
Not if you’re male, though, they’re never embarrassed by the wind, in fact, they’ll draw your attention to it, laugh, and ask for a mark out of 10.
this is true!
Yes, this is also true on my home planet.
how many different genders do you have on your planet?
How many do you need?
Two is plenty complicated enough, thank you!
Have you heard that some men in Japan are dating pillows? Apparently two genders wasn’t enough for them. They even take this pillow girlfriend out to the restaurants and buy them food and things.
I’ve had worse dates.
I think this would make a really great song. The “spacerock” part would be yelled.
I bet there’s already a Yes song like this.
More like Spinal Tap
I think somebody been smokin’ dat spacerock.
Scientology in a nutshell.
Which, of course, is where you find most Scientologists anyway.
Sometimes you feel like a nut…
Sometimes you are.
That’s me in a nutshell!
Let’s hear Joe Diffie sing that to the tune of “Third Rock from the Sun.”
Best one I could find, folks! No video, but still the sweetest and teh best!
So where do I purchase my ticket
Just like to have a ringside seat
I want to know about the new Mother Earth
I want to hear and see everything
Does anyone notice that near all these t-shirts are on people when their pictures were taken? That means that morons out there are actually buying this crap and wearing it in public places! Good god at all the idiots out there!
Well, slap mah fro!
This is so poetic…
In the USA, kids wear shirts and hats etc with Japanese or Chinese symbols without knowing what they mean. This must be what happens in other countries when they make shirts with English letters on them without knowing what they mean.