With the power of 20 Kim Jong-Il’s
Super Power Exploiter
Genesis Distiction Chariot
Chariots Without Rival
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Will my prince charming be riding this chariot when he picks me up?
No, that would be Prince Smarmy.
I hope he doesn’t try to touch me with his slimy hands.
*Touch*
…and then you will carefully slide into the sunset.
I’m ronery, I’m ronery, so ronery and sadry arone,
There’s no-one, just me onry, sitting on my rittre own…
…poor rittre me.
Internet,F*ck Yah!
You are worthress Arec Bardwin
You are worthress Arec Bardwin
And your chirdren are arr boring
You are worthress Arec Bardwin…
Does super power come with the box? If yes, I’ll buy myself one and throw the exploiter away.
Exploitation IS the super power.
If this toy can exploit the Super Powers, it can’t be made in China.
Au contraire, mon frere! China is demonstrating quite a capacity to exploit at least one Super Power.
You mean China isn’t considered a super power yet?
I didn’t say it wasn’t. I was referring to Chinese exploitation of the US consumer market, but if you classify China as a super power, then certainly it could be said that they exploit themselves as well!
According to the price sticker on this lovely product it is from the Reject Shop
Also no where to my knowledge did the Book of Genesis say anything about a Monster Truck with glowing wheels <.<
Then what else was Satan riding?
a moped?
I don’t know, I wasn’t there at that time. JohnB happens to be a dinosaur so maybe he can enlighten us with his knowledge.
lol looking back i see you said Satan instead of Santa .
same answer for both <.<
Well, Satan obviously rides in fully pimped-out, flashy vehicles, and always has. Satan always puts up a good front, enticing with multiple temptations. Santa, on the other hand, rides a sled with reindeer.
Female reindeer at that; by December, male reindeer have dropped their antlers after the rut, and they’re always pictured on cards as having antlers. Ergo, an all female team.
Or a bunch of transgender reindeer…they just believe they are male.
Apparently, their belief is strong enough to manifest itself visibly.
I meant, isn’t.
It looks like Joseph pimped his chariot before he went to see his father in Goshen. When all his homeys saw it, they said: “Land a’goshen!”
Does anybody use that expression any more? Even in the Deep South?
You might hear it in a retirement home… the generation that would use it is pretty rare in the wild now. I’m not in the south very often any more; but each time I’m there the speech is more homogenous. A good accent is hard to find, mild ones are common. When I find a good accent, I want to just sit there and bathe my ears in it.
You still hear it (or read it, actually) in the comic strip, “Snuffy Smith.”
Which reminds me… Buckinarut- where are you?
He will need a note from mom to excuse him for this.
Pretty sure the real “super power exploiter’ is a lot closer to home….
Looks more like Eco-Destloyer.
I smell a Wii game.
press A + B to exploit power!
This is why i sold my wii… You gotta press buttons to explot people.
Now that you’ve suggested it, I’m sure there’s somebody working on it. Try looking on these guys! Might find a link from there.
http://loltheist.com/
This better make it past the mod squad.
So many links, so little time. Thanx for the LOLZ!
Fling Wildly to exploit power!
Ah waggle-fest Quicktime events.
it says it’s from the reject store,that is probably next to that CHEAT SHOES place!
I was in the Reject Shop today, but I didn’t see this product. Couldn’t find any toys with Engrish on the labels. *sigh*
So your shopping was rejected?
Sounds to me like his shopping was dejected.
He should have gone to the Deject Shop, then!
He did, but he was ejected.
He was inspected 1st, then ejected. It was only what he expected.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INSPECTION-EJECTION!
Our chief weapon is supplies!
Hey look at what I am driving! I stole it, or should I say borrowed it.
Well, then, I suppose that makes you the McQueen of exploitation.
No it doesn’t!
Wait, I think it does. My name automatically changed to reflect that.
Nuh uh!
Nuh uh!!
Nuh uh!!!
Nuh uh!!!!
Not.
Still not.
Nuh uh!!!!!
Nuh uh!!!!!!
Nuh uh!!!!!!!
Nuh uh!!!!!!!!
Of time and space.
Nuh uh!!!!!!!!!
Nuh uh!!!!!!!!!!
Nuh uh!!!!!!!!!!!
Nuh uh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nuh uh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
La conejita, just consider it a manifestation of your magnetic personality that you seem to have such a strong attraction for trolls. And I mean that seriously.
Who the crud are these people?!
Yes, I have no idea who these people are or what they are trying to do.
Maybe my *PSYCO* friend shared the Engrish link with people……. Uh oh!
My theory is that this is just one person and they are trying different things to come up with the best looking troll face they can find.
All McQueen post are belong to me. So the McQueen avatar is mine also. Well not mine, but borrowed.
I suspect all the above “people,” with the exception of the three comments from me (and I think you can tell which they were), were just one person, wasting time.
GMTA yet again.
Yes, Georgia Motors Trucking Association.
why call me psyco??????? i not psyco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and yes i did give some people the adress!!!!!
I was confused for a while, I thought this was ShadowSplicer and then saw that it’s his friend.
i’d rather not try it… he mite have me exploited PUBLICLY