I’ll do it how and when I like, thank you very much.
Removes the shop to fling crazily
Submitted by: lansf80781 via Engrish Funny Submissions
Found on a shop in Beijing
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FIRST!!!1!
Failure.
The .30-30 is considered by many to be the “entry-class” for modern deer cartridges. While it will take deer- and black bear-sized game, it is limited in effective range to approximately 200 yards (183 m) for that purpose. It is common to define the characteristics of similar cartridges as being in “.30-30 class” when describing their effectiveness. The .30-30 is typically loaded with bullets weighing between 150 and 170 grains (9.7–11.0 g), but lighter loads are possible. Bullets of up to 180 grains (11.7 g) can be used but the overall length restrictions of the lever action rifles used for this round limit their usefulness.
One of the primary reasons for the .30-30’s popularity amongst deer hunters is its light recoil. Average recoil from a typical 150-grain (9.7 g) load at 2,390 feet per second (730 m/s) in a 7.5-pound (3.4 kg) rifle is 10.6 pounds-force (47 N) of felt recoil at the shooter’s shoulder.[4] This, combined with the cartridge’s ability to take the majority of large game in North America, as long as the game is within 200 yards (180 m) of the shooter, results in a highly effective hunting round.
Because the majority of rifles chambered in .30-30 are lever-action rifles with tubular magazines, most .30-30 cartridges are loaded with round-nose or flat-nose bullets. This is to prevent a spitzer-point bullet (the shape seen on the .30-06 Springfield) from setting off the primer of the cartridge ahead of it in the magazine during recoil. Were that to happen, the gun would probably be damaged or destroyed and the shooter seriously injured. The Savage Model 99 was introduced in 1899 with a rotary magazine, in part to avoid that issue. When used in single-shot rifles or handguns, such as the Thompson Center Arms Contender or Encore series, it is common for shooters to handload the cartridge with spire-point bullets for improved ballistics.
A notable exception to the “no-spire point” guidelines for tubular magazines is the new Hornady LEVERevolution line of flexible memory elastomer tipped ammunition[5]. By allowing a more efficient bullet shape, it allows a lighter bullet, higher muzzle velocity, and flatter trajectory. Given the popularity of the .30-30 cartridge and the lever action rifle, the potential market for the new ammunition is huge. Early reports indicate substantially improved accuracy with the round and at good terminal ballistic performance[6][7].
The .30-30 is one of the relatively few popular surviving centerfire rifle cartridges that have a rimmed case. The .30-30, like most other rimmed case examples, such as the 7.62×54mmR, the .303 British, the 9.3×74mmR, the .45-70, and the Nitro Express cartridges, are all old cartridge designs that became popular before rimless designs became popular for bolt action rifles. The .307 Winchester, .308 Marlin Express, and the .444 Marlin are exceptions; all of these are modern cartridges designed specifically for lever action rifles.
For deer, I prefer the RPG.
It’s impractical if you plan to eat the meat, but this is irrelevant for me as I am a vegetarian.
what’s the point of being a vegetarian if you still kill animals violently?
That’s right, enjoy your life while you can.
the shop will fling at you!it has been removed!
Fling crazily shopping: Gift shopping at the 24 hour gas station Christmas eve.
I’ve always wanted to fling crazily. That shop was getting in my way, thanks for removing it.
this must be the back of the super power exploiter
Does the shop break down so’s we can swing dance??
or do the Charleston?
Shop! Hammer time!
For your sake, Dreadful Pun Hell fairy hope that’s a lisp you got there…
Ah, the flexin’ o’ the knees and the flyin’ o’ the kilts…
It removes the shop and flings crazily, or it gets the hose again.
It’s hard to fling crazily without ‘ho’s.
*Flings HoHo’s out window*
*catches and eats Hohos* (removes plastic first)
Next time don’t be flinging them out the window!
*Flings JohnB out window*
(Not that I am calling you a Ho or anything!)
*quickly tears off Clark Kent costume to reveal Superman uniform*
*flies off*
*Fires Kryptonite rocket at him*
*Flies faster than a speeding bullet, and faster than a speeding Kryptonite rocket*
*Drops Kryptonite H-Bomb on world*
*Blows up every other planet/star in the universe*
*Exits this universe, enters another*
*Blows up everything in the entire EVERYTHING except Earth*
*Drops another Kryptonite H-Bomb on world*
Don’t hate me because I’m super.
*HATE*
Grrr! You make it very hard to hate you! It’s almost impossible!
I’m super, thanks for asking!
…and Santa rides away in his sleigh saying “Ho, Ho, Ho.”
*ooh, that is soo bad, sorry*
No need to apologize, if Santa is saying Ho, Ho, Ho, clearly he’s been getting his crazy fling on.
His suit isn’t something you can just fling on!
HO
2
HO
22
That was some fling, need some water.
Well, that was peroxide, so it must have been with a bleached blond.
HO NO
wasn’t me.
Now where is my precious?
YOKO HO NO?
yo, man, I think I saw her at that crazy hoedown.
when they said “..and swing your partner..” some of ‘em thought he said fling your partner.
NO2.
None for me, thank you anyway.
If you’re talking about nitrous oxide, that’s N (subscript)2 O. NO2 is nitric oxide, which does have some physiological effects, but is certainly not “laughing gas.”
yup, ai noes.
no need neither one.
The role of nitric oxide in metabolism is a subject of current interest to me, although one does not take NO2 directly, but some supplements increase the activity of this molecule in the body, and there are some interesting possibilities of what this might do.
What about the role of rolls in dinner?
Drum roll, please!
All rise for roll call!
*Sits down*
Rolls ShadowSplicer out the door.
**
Whee!!
We’re on a roll here!
Seems to me that most flings have a touch of the crazy to them.
Especially bipolars, manic type. In the course of a manic episode, there may be many items removed and many crazy flings.
What are they trying to say?
Srsly this place needs a filter to to clean out the annoying firsties and tedious rants.
Ya, talking to you, McFirst and Captain Rifleman.
But yeah, most of this stuff you can at least figure out the gist of what they are trying to say. But this is just like . ..wtf?
We aficionados of Engrish live for the truly wtf moments! But if they start filtering out tedious rants, I’m in trouble!
If you’re in trouble, we’re all in trouble.
Retail shop by day, mosh pit by night.
Around here that’s what is often done with the critters that get killed on the road when they haven’t been cleared off.
Take ‘em way, way back and fling ‘em.
When I lived in WV, the state legislature passed a law establishing the legality of collecting and eating road kill. And no, I am not making this up, but yes, it is funny nonetheless.
That is funny!
When I moved to the country, the kind folks around here thought I needed to be educated in country ways. That has been pretty amusing at times.
Sometime back a possum had died and had gotten stuck in spot where he couldn’t be easily dislodged. A neighbor had come to help, after freeing the carcass he asked me if I wanted it. After I declined he told me they were good for stew. I wasn’t sure if he was serious or not.
Ok, if these stories are from the Great Depression, I can understand.
And if they are from the Great Repression, I’d understand why I can’t remember.
That was in the fifties. Ah, how well I remember… we had to eat bananas with a knife and fork…
And men had to have short hair, plastered down, and women had to have long hair sprayed into helmets, and they wore pearls and heels while they cleaned the house, and men often wore ties to the dinner table. And secks was a secret that was whispered about but nobody ever talked openly about.
In eight grade there was a required class called “Americanism vs Communism.” The textbook was called “Masters of Deceit,” by J Edgar Hoover.
Actually, this was the early seventies!
Is that why you repressed it?
I found a copy of this book at a yard sale and picked it up, sending it as a gag gift to a friend of mine who is a conservative Republican. He said it was a great book that he’d been wanting to reread for years. I still don’t know if he was kidding…
Yikes! No. I’m not that old!
You’re only 105! That’s really young!
yes, young man and don’t you forget it.
The kindly neighbor was looking for some entertainment… much like I do on engrish…
I aim to please.