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You should help others with wisdom and courage when you find the pickpockets
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We have a repeat offender here
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Are they saying to encourage the pickpockets?!
Pish tosh to pickpockets, I’m waiting for the luggage gangsters. I miss those guys.
What or who are the luggage gangsters?
I shall try to insert the link to the appropriate Engrish Funny pic, although links I try to post (even to other Engrish Funny pics) are usually moderated away.
http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/25/engrish-luggage-gangsters/
I tried to post the link to the appropriate Engrish Funny pic, but usually if I try to post a link, it gets moderated away regardless of where it goes. Try putting “luggage gangsters” into the lijit search, and it will come up.
I suppose I can try a surgically bisected link, you’ll have to stick it back together in your browser:
http
://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/25/engrish-luggage-gangsters/
Your first try worked! I guess you can never figure the mods out.
So in order to keep my money safe, I have to stick it in my underwear? And all this time I’ve been carrying a purse putting myself at risk.
The truth is that a lot of women in Mexico will put the $bills inside their bra. Loose change is kept in a purse. This is to protect them from losing their money if someone passes by and takes their purse. I don’t do this or ever will. I know my mother-in-law did though.
That is no good hiding place. First place men will look at.
*Looking down*
Yes, yes, very true.
You have previously checked yourself (more than once!) for PMS, and now you look down, apparently at your own bra. Let me guess, your grandmother is actually dead but still in the house, Norman Bates?
I see your point….but no, just no.
That isn’t his grandmother, it is his mother.
HEY LOOK! MONIES!
Luggage gangstas rue!!
Yep, if it wasn’t for luggage gangsters, there were times when I wouldn’t've had any personal life at all.
Don’t help the ignorant and cowardly ones.
Because that’s just not fun!
The pickpockets will make you so much happy!
Maybe I should put a grenade in my pocket, and when the pickpocket steals it, KABOOM!!!!!!!!!
It would kaboom you, too…
Then I guess a remote detonator would be more appropriate….
Watch while he steals the button and leaves the bomb…
I had it sewn into my sleeve.
This was a ninja pickpocket. You’re screwed.
That’s why I attached a detonator to the remote! I had a fake bomb in my pocket!
The remote is the detonator, you fool! It triggers the real bomb, which he has now put into your pocket! Good job letting him know where the bomb was!
KIDS!!!!! They never think these things through!!
That is why none of the bombs were real!!! And I have a bomb sniffing dog with me, just in case the ninja tries to put a bomb on me!
Well, somebody set up us the bomb!
Huh?
We get signal!
Huh?!
(The correct response to that would have been “What?”)
Main screen turn on!
All right, I’ll say it…
All your base are belong to us!
You arfe on the way to destruction!
You are on the way to destruction!
Argh! I couldn’t get the F out fast enough!
I will help you with my wisdom and courage while I steal your purse.
I’m always wanting to help people with my wisdom and courage, but here in small-town Kentucky, pickpockets are so hard to find!
Stop right there evildoer!
Why is a banana in my holster?
Geez, I hope you attended the workshops on “What to do if you are attacked by someone wielding a piece of fruit”.
Seems to me one on “how to attack people with fruit” would have been more useful for him.
Of course, it could be a banana in his holster, or he could just be very pleased to see you.
Then why is he calling me “evildoer”?
Maybe he wants to share his banana with you; as an act of kindness to help you change your path.
I think he is calling him evildoer because PoodleGroomer is straight, but somehow JohnB caused him to be very pleased to see him.
Can I help it if I just ooze secks appeal?
Ewwww – you can get an ointment to stop that, you know.
Now THERE’S a product with little potential for sales!
He IS a good pickpocket. I would rather have my gun back than this banana.
Does Engrish keep crashing? I keep getting a ‘problem loading page’ every once in a while! I’m using my Grandma’s stupid laptop right now. Maybe it’s that….
I’m not having any problems getting loaded here. Let me rephrase that…
Stupid ‘Apple’ laptop!! Never likes loading Engrish!
Clearly, your grandma needs to get her an Appre. I hear they are specially built for use with Engrish.
“Appre” ??? WFT?! And yes, the computer really sucks!
If you don’t get that joke, you haven’t been paying attention in Engrish class…
Excuse me… Engrish Crass…
What does it mean?
If I have to exprain it evely time, how will you evel realn?
And what does that mean?
Deal deal ShadowSpricel, must I exprain evelything?
Miso solly if you don’t get it.
What about soup? And why don’t I get any?!
Use your blain, sirry!
Solly, youl blain…
Brain soup? Is that what this is about?!
Apparently.
Solly. Appalentry.
I think he knows exactry what’s going on, and he is just messing with us…
And it worked too!
Once again, we often pretend not to know things we know. You know.
Know what?
*b!tch slaps SS* There! Feel better now?
DON’T YOU DARE *b!tch slap* ME! *
*b!tch slaps bluejade* There! Do you feel better now?
Oddly, my response was moderated away. It was much tamer than the two entries before it, go figure.
Did you call him a gr@pe?
No, that didn’t occur to me. I told him it was a therapeutic b!tch slap, as he seemed to be stuck. And that he missed me.
Let’s see if this gets moderated.
I think you just smacked some sense into me!! WHOA! lookie at altthe pertttytytttyyy colleorors!
You wele srapped sirry!
If she’s using wireless, that could be the problem. Or you could try another browser. Safari has been slow lately, firefox is faster.
Engrish loads far more slowly for me than the other pages. Often I go to the cat page, which loads fast, and switch from there.
Uses Firefox, not wireless, and SAFARI SUCKS!
Try Safali!
Grandma is not stupid – Grandma doesn’t want you to spend so much of the school day on Engrish. It’s educational, certainly, but not in such a systematic fashion.
I am having problems, usually a long delay from the ad server trying to figure what ads to show.
Most of the time, ads don’t even show up! I have Adblock Plus! It’s really great!
I use that, but NoScript keeps them away before they get to ABP.
I used that for a while, and then it kept crashing Firefox. I stopped using it.
NoScript doesn’t crash Firefox. It must have been something else. Besides, NoScript is updated just about every other day, so if there ever were bugs in it, they would have been fixed by now.
It would crash when I would use it, and when it was disabled, Firefox would NOT crash!
I’ve never seen that happen. It must have been interacting with one of your other extensions.
I don’t need any extensions! Heheh…
Apparently you do…
Your extension is kind of flat: you fight want to get it fixed!
I only fight for what’s right, thank you very much.
I didn’t realize I said ‘fight’, I meant to say ‘might.’
Might we not fight today? I’m tired of fighting!
Absolutely! get rid of that firefox, it’s a fake! Go to the homepage and reload it. I’d had a bad firefox pop-up update a few weeks ago.
I downloaded it from the homepage, re-installed it, and NoScript still crashes!
(Clarification: It crashes Firefox)
I got nothing. Meowth is probably correct.
Even WITHOUT other extensions, IT STILL FRIGGIN CRASHES!!
Your crash isn’t as is as you might think.
I’ve been picking my pockets but haven’t had any luck finding any wisdom or courage there.
You have to make sure you get the wisdom and courage out of the pockets before you launder them.
I just punched the French pickpocket in the head till he gave me the wallet back. Worked pretty good I think.
Of course, he kept the money and credit cards, but you did get the wallet back.
But the morons are on their own.