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Love tale
“Love” envflops fvertyhing
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my flist Love <3
…..was that a first?!
WFLL, THFY TRIFD…
(sorry about caps)
Don’t you just hate it when your envflops? Especially when it’s with someone you “love”!
I don’t understand it.
Love all through the ATL
Once again, let me try to preempt the annoying naysayers: This is not Engrish, just poor-quality OCR. Doesn’t this site have any standards? And shouldn’t you be ashamed for laughing at this, you trailer park idiots who make fun of the photoshopping yellow monkey people?
There! Now can we just get on with the funny?
*applause*
Wow you sounded just like them!
JohnB, this truly is a wtf moment. This is garbled communication complete with pictures; pictures that make no sense! And there is a vowel shortage!
Hang on, hang on, can I just get a clarification here – are we laughing at the yellow monkey people because they do photoshopping, or are we laughing at the yellow monkey people because they are being photoshopped, or are we just laughing at them because we’re bigoted idiots who think that anyone who doesn’t speak our language like a native is subintelligent? I want to satisfy the habitual naysayers that I’m being racist for the correct reasons.
All of the above, and then some. I would say that it’s the white man’s burden; but I am sure some of us are neither white nor male. Yet we have assumed the burden!! We are fab-I mean, marvelous!!
We’re laughing because they didn’t bother proofreading. If we laugh at an American who gets a tattoo he can’t read which translates to “Impotent White Guy” (and we do), why is it suddenly racist to laugh at a company that does the same thing on a mass-produced product that they had ample time to have somebody proofread beforehand?
If you’re too cheap to have your text looked over by someone who speaks the language and end up producing a product covered with gibberish, you deserve to get mocked no matter what country you’re based in.
Very well put!
Standards…We don’t need no stinkin’ standards.
Perhaps the strangest thing about this one is the people walking around with trees growing on their heads. WTF is THAT about? And what is the tree on the little guy in the middle of the lower three saying? “LOVE TALE”?
Doesn’t everyone have a love tale?
I’ve got a whole frickin’ novel!
I’m good for at least a mini-series on TV.
For that matter, I love tail.
I love my tail! I would have a hard time balancing without it!
I have one that psychiatrists use to treat the dangerously happy.
Maybe that’s the point. Making people wonder about something that is completely trivial with no effect with the rest of your life and somehow make you better as a human being through those thoughts. Note that those are the only words with the correct spelling, if the caps isn’t counted.
…Or maybe they just screwed up the shirt that had no sense to begin with through awful typos.
Hmh. I failed that post. Can’t be bothered to make it clearer though.
No offense intended, but if communicating clearly is too much of a bother, don’t bother. It sounded to me like you had some sort of valid observation in there somewhere, one that perhaps might be valuable to some of us. This is a humor site, absolutely, but any time you are communicating with anyone, there is always the potential for a powerful connection. I, for one, consider that almost as important here as the LOLZ. Lots of people aren’t afraid to bring their whole personhood here, and I love them for that, and feel like I know who they are, even though I have never met them.
Wow. How…….emo.
Some of these Engrish posts can, by their very WTF-ness, be extremely thought-provoking. Just don’t spend TOO much time trying to work out what they mean – that way madness lies…
I hear you. I once saw a video in which Zero Wing was Babelfish-translated back into Japanese and then again into English, making it double-Engrish. It was even more confusing than before (one of the characters was now a “mill wright”) but the line “You are on the way to destruction” was changed to “In destruction there is a method”. Not bad poetry for a translation program.
Oddly enough, the “Ha ha ha ha” manages to survive the whole process unscathed.
Video here:
nyahaaha. yeah yeah.. very fun thing. I like it. gonna share it guys.
Embedding disabled by request…
Madness lies? Like cake?
Madness always lies. It should always be temporary, like cake, except that in both cases, you can often see where it’s been.
Don’t touch it! You don’t know where it’s been!
You can’t have your madness and eat it, too.
Aww, it’s a story about love. A single love brings happiness to all (we call that “a hooker” where I come from). And “LOVE” does wrap everything in a nice shiny envelope of gonorrhea. The trees are symbolic, not literal. See?
Wow, the only thing they spelled correctly is A and Love.
I guess all you need is love, love, love. Love is all you need.
That would make a great song…
What about the A? You forgot about that.
If I had to choose between LOVE and A, it wouldn’t take me long to make up my mind!
I think we can live without A, but can we live without love?
What if A is your love?
I love your A. It’s so soft!
My husband’s name starts with the letter A. But I don’t think any of you would guess what it is.
Andrew? Andy? Art? Al Capone? Aardvark?
Nope, all wrong.
Alex/Alejandro?
No.
Alf?
Avogadro?
Chris?
No. All wrong
His name is “Al Wrong?”
It is good to have A love.
As they say in New Jersey, I believe, “Fµckin’ A!”
They say that in New York, too, or at least they did circa 1975.
Angus, Alistair, Aaron (an extra bonus A there), Allen, Abraham…
Nope.
Aldo.
Attila the hung?
Hmmm, I notice our little bunny has not leapt to deny our guesses. Of course, Droll, you might have been half right…
No the names are incorrect and Droll not Troll gets half points for his answer.
You guys could probably stop with the guesses. Like I said I don’t think any of you would guess what it is.
Algernon? Agamemnon? Asparagus? Aspergillis? Asperger? Asp? Apse? Autoerotomania? Appomattox? Asphyxia? Antonionionio? Can you give us a hint?
Ok, so you already know it starts with an A. The second letter is an R.
Aran, Arand, Arek, Aren, Arend, Ari, Arin, Arnie, Aron, Aronne, Arran, Arron, Arun?
No. All of those are wrong.
Artemis.
No.
And believe me if one of you gets it right I’ll let you know and provide you with internets. John if you get it right, I’ll pay you with Turkish currency.
I’m guessing it won’t be 69TRY, though.
Archimedes!
Follow your bliss.
♬ I don’t care what they say,
I can’t live in a world without A. ♬
Please, lock me away
Inside a room with A
There inside, we will hide
In our loving bliss…
Ooh, freaky! I just realized those identical guys with trees growing out of their heads look like Quasi, only Quasi didn’t have a tree!
I tried to show you guys Quasi, but got modded away, sorry! Quasi is a hoot.
Look on youtube for Quasi at the Quackadero. Quasi is as weird as anything ever posted on engrish.
Why can those guys spam us with videos, and I can’t show you Quasi?
I’m starting to think it could even be bad luck with timing. The server seems to be crashing more often lately.
There is definitely some weird sh!t happening here, though. One of the emails I got from here today was one of my own comments from a few days earlier, but this time, attributed to a different name and avatar!
OK, that last bit was caused by one of those #^%#$&$ spammers, who copy/pasted my comment. A gigantic FAIL! Fool doesn’t even read what he’s copying! Whoever it is could make some great Engrish.
The only funny thing was that the date stamp was for the original post, not the copy post 3 days later, so this site still has bugs.
I’m not surprised you can’t post that one, though. While I was watching it, I noticed the “Embedding is disabled by request”.
I couldn’t link it, either.
Didja like Quasi??
There are some interesting ideas there, but as far as simple animation goes, I’ve seen better things done with it.
Let’s see if I can link it. Quasi at the Quackadero
That works. Maybe you’re getting something wrong in typing the instruction. I always check this one carefully before I post, since there are so many parts you could f*ck up.
FWIW, I think I’ve seen animation a lot like that before, and I wonder if it’s a style that attracts women but not men so much.
I just use the cheap’n easy on my mac; embed using edit/copy/paste, or file/mail a link to this page. Usually works, and requires no brain power. If you don’t like Sally Cruikshank, how about Marv Newland?
Some of that is hilarious! Sort of “Bill Plympton meets Monty Python”.
Does the piano player have a tentacle instead of a right arm?? I switched to HQ part-way through. Have to watch it again some time.
Affirmative, it’s a tentacle.
I like the sax player!
Srsly….your videos are kinda creeping me out!! Do you actually watch this sh!t?
Obviously, you’re not a fan of hentai, which makes these videos seem more like “Sesame Street.” That in itself gives me a modicum of hope for the youth of today.
I’m not really a fan of either.
Am I supposed to dignify that with a response?
Yes, I watch and love this sh!t. This is mainstream.
I recommend you stay well away from Art Crumb.
This stuff has absolutely no relation to hentai.
Ah, so that’s where you’re coming from. I’d heard of Robert Crumb (years ago) but haven’t even thought about looking for his work on the interwebs. And no, this stuff is nothing like the bits of Hentai I’ve seen, fortunately.
Where am I coming from??? I have no idea.
There is quite a bit of comix on the interweb, in fact I would say the scene is exploding. The hardest part is sifting to find the good stuff.
Yes, that applies to most things on the interweb. A lot like life. *sigh*
A source of joy and delight to me is found at alien loves predator .com, all one word. I’m not going to struggle with the mods on this one. Another, with a totally different feel is at xkcd .com (forget the space) If you move the mouse around on xkcd, there is a message embedded in the frame.
So since we previously have established that we are fairly close in age, I imagine that the R. Crumb comic books didn’t make it down to your neck of the woods, since they were all over the place here (at least in New York; I don’t know if they’ve made it to Kentucky even yet!) in the early ’70s.
When it comes to age we ain’t established nuttin’! Anyway, there’s two of us though one hasn’t had time to post in awhile.
Hmm, maybe I better recruit another bluejade. Maybe the dog would be interested… if PG ’s poodle can respond, why not?
That was directed at Droll not Troll, with whom I have established that our ages are within a couple of years of each other, if I’m not mistaken. I think he’s the slightly older one, but I’m not sure. Based on your comments, I suspect you are at least a few years younger than either of us, but I’m guessing.
Are you serious that “bluejade” is actually two different people? Can we tell by the avatar? I often pretend to be other people, just for the lolz, and I once even stated flatly that there were many people behind JohnB, but I was joking.
How come you guys never say your age? You are just talking around the numbers saying one is older or younger.
BlueJade, why would you want someone else posting with your same avatar? What if the other person ruins your personality.
I just didn’t mention it specifically since no one else seemed to. I’m 56.
Congratulations for coming out.
Yes, we’re more than one person and it’s convenient to use the same avatar (s), and what’s to ruin??
One of us hasn’t posted in a while, bummer. Things are too predictable.
If any of Robert Crumb’s work found its way here in the 70s, I didn’t see it. Most of what I know about him, I saw in a documentary a few years ago.
John B has our ages the right way around; I’m 59.
Bluejade: I’m going to check out those sites when I get a chance.
His cartoons, and posters featuring his cartoons (you must have seen the one, “Keep On Truckin’,” which must have sold millions, I’m sure, a long, very laid-back figure with outsized legs and feet) were a big part of the underground or counter-culture in those days here. In fact, if I’m not mistaken, he did the cover art for the first Big Brother and the Holding Company album.
Yes, Cheap Thrills. Crumb has just released a Book of Genesis…
Yes, the “Keep On Truckin’” thing made it Down Here, and I think I heard of Fritz the Cat about that time. I didn’t realise it was all part of a much bigger deal.
Enflops is my new word now
It’s “envflops”! If you’re going to use it, at least spell it wrong rightly!
If you spell it as it should be it can’t be spelled incorrectly. So your statement is a paradox.
Golly gee! Well, everything I say is a lie, so by all means ignore all my instructions, including this one. And make sure you don’t read this.
Damn it, already did so, so I followed your orders but also didn’t, so it’s a paradox again… You’re a paradoxal man, JohnB.
My being paradoxical is no paradox.
Maybe the “v” is silent, or it’s a word taken from another language (say one of the dialects spoken on planet Zorg) and non-native speakers have difficulty in pronouncing the “vf” semi-voiced fricative strictly correctly, due to mother tongue interference. “Enflops” certainly sounds like a word I could work into my vocabulary; I think it would be perfect to describe the way in which I collapse onto the couch after a particularly strenuous bout of dog-walking or biscuit-baking.
OK, you better stop putting those special herbs in the biscuits!
Anybody want some brownies?
Brownies from a cat? I’ll pass, thanks.
Written by Daffy Duck
Deetnadeetna that’s all floks!
Headfunguses are not funny, especially when they get out of control!
Envflops…. hrrm…. is that something you do with a frop pipe? It would certainly explain all the love and the trees growing out of their heads.
A curious case of lisping-dyxlexia.
Love envflops fvertyhing – except a big ass tree growing out of your head!
Look, these people have TREES growing out of their heads. We should be amazed that they can do ANYTHING, even spell in Engrish. Who the hell could think at all with all that phloem flowing and the xylem xyling in and out of your neurons? Stop making amusing comments, and start raising money to sponsor these people to visit a country where they can be given cranial treeectomies!
I had read on one of the other posts that there were people willing to do beauty treatments with chainsaws and brushcutters. Perhaps they can help out.
Too late. Their brains are totally rooted.
Then perhaps what they need is a visit from the Roto-Rooter man.
I’m hoping that the context of that explains what the expression “to be totally rooted” means in the Strine dialect of English to Merkins and Poms who may not have heard it used in that way.
Would you believe there’s a Roto-Rooter franchise Down Here now? (If you’re interested, Jim’s Plumbing took it up). I bet they won’t be using the name widely. They would probably get too many enquiries from people who want kinky secks toys!
So what does “to be totally rooted” mean Down Under?
As an adjective, it can mean either “absolutely exhausted”, or “completely broken/screwed up to the point where it will be impossible to fix, ever”.
It probably derives from its verbal use; “to root” is a mildly vulgar expression for “to entertain sexual congress”. Hence the term “root rat” for a fella who is constantly on the prowl for new sexual conquests.
GO EUCK YUORSFEL
YGU FLRST!
tree-hugging gone horribly awry…
Was it the human or the tree that carried the pregnancy to term?
The man got wood, then the tree got flesh, and then….. FUGEDDABOUDIT! I’m weirding myself out with this one!
Well, we’re waiting… where was this going? We’re all agog!
I’m only partly gog.
I’m Magog.
Well, then I suppose all we need is the rest of Gog, and we can get on with the business at hand.
I badly want this shirt! *begins hunt*
It’s the Decabet that Dan Aykroyd informed us about
$10 says it isn’t.
You can only use internets here, sorry!
If I’m not using the internets, then where are all these words on my screen coming from?
Internets are the recognised currency hereabouts, although I’ve seens them used more on ROFLRazzi and Pundit Kitchen than here on Engrish.
Well, just convert all my internets into TRY, then. I’ve got this strange feeling that Turkey is in my immediate future…
I don’t think that sign means what you think it it means.
Space Thunder Kids!
We certainly need a lot more HAPPINFSS in Lower Atlanta, and as for Love ENFLOPING FVERTYHING, Im scared for 2012.
Oh no! It’s thf happy trff pfoplf!