Maybe it’s because you’re wearing a grocery list
Tea, Orange Juice, Doughnut …
Some time you HUG me
Some time you do not
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A t-shirt found in Seoul, South Korea
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I’m fond of tea and orange juice, but I can’t say they’ve ever hugged me.
*HUG*
This is how us girls get guys confused. Some tim you HUG me, some time you do not.
I meant Some time you HUG me, some time you do not.
Hugs work better when both parties have their hands free. You really want a hug from someone who is eating or drinking?
Depends on who is hugging me. If it’s ShadowSplicer, I would much rather prefer that his hands are busy with something else.
Give me some string, and I’ll be happy!
*Gives S.S. a ball of yarn*
Ooooooohh! (You forgot about my tail….heheh….)
What about your tail?
precisely.
Homemade hugs are better than store bought.
Yes, but how come men can’t tell when us women are faking?
Why should we even suspect you might be faking? If I believe my wife is deriving immense satisfaction from our lovemaking, and she really isn’t, that is a real betrayal, because I very much want to do whatever it takes to give her pleasure, and if I should be doing something else or something different, I want to know about it!
I agree with you. I believe that a couple should communicate well with each other and let the other person know what he/she is doing well or wrong. It feels great to make love to someone who already knows exactly what you want.
I also agree completely with the comment you made a while back about why have sex when you can make love. When people have casual sex they become selfish and are looking for their own satisfaction. When you make love, you are looking to satisfy the other person, just as that other person wants to satisfy you.
And for the record, I have never faked. The only reason I responded that to PG is because it seemed like a relevant response.
(good save)
I agree! (Great save, that is.) Yes, I truly feel sorry for people who have never experienced that deep sense of communion with another person that takes place when two people are deeply in love and deeply making love, where personal boundaries almost seem to disappear and the two really do become one in a sense. Don’t get me wrong; I’m not saying that physical sexuality is not pleasurable. Of course it is. But truly making love takes us to a level and a dimension that is so far beyond the mere physical pleasure of secks, that if you’ve experienced it, mere secks is no longer a big deal at all.
you make me sad. All I’ve ever found are obsessive, possessive selfish jerks who I wouldn’t let touch me with a 10 foot pole (or anything else) because they don’t know the difference between the two.
Women are complex mechanisms and make computers relatively as complex as rocks. Most men have never spent as much time understanding the details of women as they have of their computers. Mainly, men have never read the chapters on women’s identifying characteristics, maintenance, repairs, operations, and diagnostics. If it seems to be working, don’t mess with it. Repairing anything enough times will break it.
Maybe this lady is onto something – just as you make a shopping list to remind you what to buy when you go shopping, it might be prudent to make a doing list for your husband, to remind him of what he’s supposed to do. That way he can’t use the excuse of forgetting, or not knowing it was expected.
- some time you hug me
- some time you do not, for example when I am holding a hot cup of tea, putting on my boots or cleaning up dog crap
- take the rubbish out when the bin is full
- do the dishes before midnight when it is your turn
- do not let the dog jump all over the furniture
- put your damned Warhammer army away, I think I have a bolter stuck in my slipper again
- put your DVDs away or I will use them as drink coasters
- etc.
This is a good idea for a shirt. Although I would suggest that it also has a recording that says the list over and over. Men don’t like reading lists.
I like lists!
I don’t think you’re on the level.
I’m level 27! I could evolve into a Persian at any time!
Then you aren’t a guy!
My husband likes it when I leave him lists of things to do. He does, he really likes those lists – I think what he likes is the lovely crisp scruncy noises they make as he screws them up, then the satisfaction of scoring a “three pointer” as he throws them into the bin from the other side of the room.
Whenever my husband has a day off from work, and I do have to go to work, I leave him a list of things that need to get done around the house. He doesn’t crumble it up or throws it away. When I come home most of the items of the list, just didn’t get done.
Well, that may not be a problem with this list; that depends rather on how tightly it fits though!
I so wanna buy this t-shirt now XD. How cool would that be to wear around in public?
I know! Best shirt ever! X3
Tea, orange juice, doughnut.
You are supposed to eat it not wear it.
If you’re eating your orange juice, you may have the refrigerator set a bit too high.
Good point, thanks. I’d offer you a hug, but then maybe not.
And, for that matter, if you’re eating your tea, you’re brewing it a lot stronger than I do!
Since I’ve been reading Engrish, I pay more attention to people in the United States wearing clothes with foreign characters on them and wonder if they say something absurd as the above example.
*sings* you can’t always get what you want~
It sounds like a compressed version of Leonard Cohen’s Suzanne.
Buy also the My Way T-shirt
Case…
Curtain
Chewing Gum
Sometimes it worked well,
Sometimes it didn’t
Sweet Haiku, where’s the Engrish?
The context, first of all. Why would anyone put those words on a shirt if they knew what they meant? Secondly, the passage as a whole. No, there are no errors of spelling and few of grammar, but WTF do tea, orange juice, and/or doughnuts have to do with hugging? For that matter, what do tea, orange juice, and doughnuts have in common except that they are all consumable items? And that last “sentence,” “Some time(s) you hug me and some time(s) you don’t.” Well, duh! It would be somewhat difficult to get through life if I spent every waking minute hugging my wife, or my daughter, or my mother, or my dog, now, wouldn’t it? Hence, the meaning of this whole thing is most inscrutable, therefore putting it comfortably in the domain of Engrish.
This reminded me of an episode of That 70s Show when Leo wrote a love letter to Kitty.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Coffee, milk, sugar
Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish,
If it wasn’t for Jeebers,
We’d all be Jewish.
Roses are crimson,
Violets are amethyst.
Some people believe,
And some are atheist.
Not Engrish, this be poetry.
It is a reference to the morning routine at home.
Breakfast is tea / juice with a donut and sometimes a hug.
Because your hug, your hug, is on my list..
Whatever happened to Hall and Oates??
Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don’t.
Is ‘nut’ even a noun?
If your covered in orange juice and tea then of coarse Doug Hut won’t hug you!
It’s from the brand Sechuna! I have this shirt <3
cake, knife icecream when the knife hug me i scream.
And the cake is a lie.
And somtime, Tea and Orange juice just like to watch while Doughnut and I 69.
What a sad, sad shirt. I really feel the pain of the person who wrote this grocery list. The hug is a sad, forgotten gesture making a melancholy plea for attention…
“Please… a hug. One simple hug. Can’t you find ten seconds of time amidst your busy orange juice shopping?”
AHHHH! where do I find this shirt? Anybody know the way to the Korean internet from here?