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The title for this post is even funnier than the picture.
That’s usually the case
I agree! Kudos, fellow Simpsons geek!!
Why would food want a monkey?
In Soviet Russia, monkey food give you.
I think the sign writers actually intended for people to say “NO! IN SOVIET RUSSIA! YOU GIVE MONKEY FOOD!”
Who’s Lionel Hutz?
If anybody knows where he is, please tell me. I’m his, uh, well, let’s just say we know each other on an anonymous basis. Doo doo doo doo doo, dee doo doo doo doo doo doo…
From Wikipedia – “Lionel Hutz is a fomer recurring character from the animated television series The Simpsons. He was voiced by The late Phil Hartman, and his first appearance was in the season two episode “Bart Gets Hit by a Car”. Due to Hartman’s death, his final speaking role was in the episode “Realty Bites”. Hutz is a local lawyer in Springfield, albeit an incompetent one who is always desperate for cases, few of which he wins. Hutz is often depicted as being financially unsound, extremely poor and willing to do anything for cash.”
Sometimes when I ask questions, I’m not really asking questions. Especially when I’m not me.
How do I know that you’re not you and not someone else though?
In any event, it could have been a minor nesting fail, oh and I had to Wikipedia it, not being a Simpsons fan myself. I prefer King of the Hill and American Dad.
You can tell I’m not me by the name, although you should be able to tell I’m not someone else by this ugly yellow mug of an avatar. King of the Hill bores me. I’ve never watched American Dad. There’s so much TV, so little time!
S’alright! I wanted to know.
But if you’re not getting my jokes, you still don’t know enough! What, are there no “Simpsons” fans here??
I am television illiterate, and I like it that way. I think the Simpsons are fine, but I have never watched an episode.
It used to be that TV shows were what bound American culture together. Everybody watched “I Love Lucy” and “Gunsmoke.” Now, there’s nothing that everybody watches. The closest you get to a show everybody watches, around here at least, is “American Idol,” which I personally detest. As I’ve gotten older and more crotchety I tend to watch mostly documentaries, although if I feel like watching a “real TV show” almost any of the crime series will do. I admire people who don’t watch TV, actually, although I don’t think I could live that way myself. I’m too used to “being entertained.” As it was, the year we watched only network TV because we couldn’t afford cable seemed like a terrible deprivation to me!
I think I may be peculiar but I have no desire to change. Music and computer soaks up any free time. If I want to see something specific, i challenge myself to find it on the internet.
Music and computer take up a much higher percentage of my time than they used to, and I often turn off the TV for music or computer or both. Of course, one can surf the net while half watching a TV show, and I do that often as well. As I must have commented here before, if people tell me I’m peculiar, I take it as a compliment.
Wait… the Thai on top says “don’t give food to the monkey”, but the English on the bottom says “give monkey to food”?
It’s a circular instruction. I think it’s been done on purpose – the person who wrote this sign gets lots of lols by hiding away, and watching the thai-speaking and english-speaking people argue with one another over what the correct course of action is. The arguments are rendered even more hilarious by the fact that they can’t understand each other.
Are you Thai?, i bet you are not
your correction is not correct.
If I had food monkey with me at the moment, I would surely give a contribution. But for right now, I will have to say, no!
No! You must give me the food monkey!
It’s on my holiday gift list.
Beats giving the socks and ties as a gift. At least this will be unexpected.
Nobody expects the Food Monkey!
Is Food Monkey nom-able?
I’ll try one and find out…
It depends on whether the mom is cloth or wire. (If you get this, you either have had courses in psychology or are an epic nerd!)
Sorry, I don’t get it… I guess my nerd is not as epic as I might think… (?)
Bluejade apparently got it, but didn’t even refer to it until a post today (12/3, in the “epileptic chimp” one). (She is a sly one!) It was a famous (but now quite old) series of studies purporting to have implications about proper mothering, but in the end all they really proved is that if monkeys don’t have soft material to cling to when growing up, they turn out weird. (Even weirder than they would by just growing up in a lab!)
Ah, I see! My Epic Nerditude is not in the area of Monkey Science. That is why I failed at that question.
EPIC NERD!! I SO KNEW THAT!
(I just didn’t see the post until now!)
Well, I’m impressed. I was an epic nerd but am sure I’d never heard of the studies when I was your age. (Now I’m trying to remember if they’d even done the studies when I was your age…)
When was your childhood? Like 70, 80, years ago?
“Well, we lost the case, so here’s your free pizza.”
“But Mr. Hutz, we won!”
“That’s ok, the box is empty!”
works on contingency? No, money down! and this bar association logo shouldn’t be here either
“The title for this post is even funnier than the picture.”
Damn straight.
But not as straight as you might think! (?)
Sounds like something the Sherrif of Rottingham would say…
I am (was) Cornholio !!
Do you still need TP for your bunghole?
He does (did).
Best title ever.