Mmm .. extra bulb for me!
Incorrect source or offensive?
You May Like:
« Previous Pay attention America, they’re going to own us soon | Wouldn’t you love to know what they mean to say? Next »
» Glory! 105 Comment
-
Your Yacks Currently
Kame09 on We don’t think that slog… bluejade on We’re getting mixed… bluejade on Should we eat somewhere e… Madness on Of what? Is this continued on … bluejade on Should we eat somewhere e… ShadowSplicer on Should we eat somewhere e… ShadowSplicer on Should we eat somewhere e… bluejade on Should we eat somewhere e… jinxed on We don’t think that slog… jinxed on We’re getting mixed… 
Cheezburger Network Blog
I like my lamp grilled… not fried please
Who cares how its done…
“I Love Lamp!”
Sometimes the simplest ones are the best.
I don’t know what it is, but here’s something familiar about you….
Yeah…..he reminds me of someone stupid……
You don’t need to be rude on the internet to get attention.
How’s things?
Not trying to be rude…I’m just grumpy.
What you wrote translates as rude.
Why are you grumpy?
My mouth is swollen, my teeth/cheek hurt, and I have a headache from the numbing agent they used.
They gave me numbing agent about 8 times; apparently, I am resistant to it! I COULD FEEL HALF OF THE STUFF THEY WERE DOING TO ME!!!
That’s the way it is with teeth… better to get those puppies cleaned once in a while, and brush and floss. Much less painful. Drink a smoothie and get some sunshine, it’s a nice day.
I feel your pain…I’m the same way.
Even though you were rude to me, I wouldn’t wish a root canal on you, if the anesthetic isn’t good. I had one- didn’t feel a thing, but 3 sessions of about 45 mins with your mouth open is bad enough. What hurt most was paying for it!
Our insurance covers it (yay). It wasn’t 45 mins, I was there for about 3 hours!
That still doesn’t sound like an apology.
Sorry abo-….hey! You can’t tell me what to do!
(Sorry anyways)
Thank-you!!
Your-welcome!!
You’re welcome. Just because the pics here are Engrish doesn’t mean we encourage it in youngsters.
But bluejade did it!
Prerogative of age.
But I already learned it! I can’t un-learn it!
Just wait ’til you get to be my age. I unlearn things all the time!
I’ll have the beef. The lamp always gives me heartburn.
Maybe you should try to turn it off before you eat it. That should help.
*CougH* thats what she said *CougH*
Turned on or off, I think unplugging it is the key to avoiding heartburn. Or CPR.
No silly, “Maybe you should try to turn it off before you eat it.” Get it? Get it? heh?
Don’t eat too many compact fluorescent tubes, they have mercury.
They’re bad for the waistline, too. There’s a high FET content.
The compact ones don’t fill you up as much either, so you tend to eat more of them.
I think I’d rather eat full FET fluoro tubes occasionally as a treat than eat the compact ones regularly, that way I enjoy them more and don’t feel guilty about it.
But I happen to like rotini!
Look for the ones with the green end caps. The old ones with silver end caps have a lot more mercury.
But you can’t beat the flavor of mercury!
You’ve licked a planet?
Who hasn’t?
Don’t lick Uranus. Venus is better.
men are from mars, women from venus,,
Pschitt is from Uranus.
*crunch crunch crunch*- Meh, a little too much tungsten.
*Sips wine*- a nice Chablis to go with an incandescent.
Always a good choice if you’re looking for a light meal!
sigh..
Perhaps with a bulb of garlic and shade of pepper, you’d switch to this from watt you were plugging before.
You just used every word acceptable for puns usable, except to make a rather bulb (dull) sentence. >:l MAKE PUNS FUNNY!
4got name change D:!!!
Aaaaaaaaargh! Now Dreadful Pun Hell fairy wants to put your lights out…
Awesome! I love lamp!
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for the first “i love lamp”. A tip of the cap to you, sir.
Uncle Fester approves.
I <3 LAMP
adamm’s family!!
A surefire way to make your smile light up a room.
I love lamp.
but have you killed a man with a trident?
Remember: when the lamp shade was move, do not let the lamp bright, i.e. make sure you have humanely killed your lamp before you fillet it and cook it. Gagh might be best served live; lamps should be well and truly dead.
Gagh has to move!
Mmmm Crunchy!
i woulld like mine fluorescent please.
Ever see a “sword swallower” swallow a fluorescent tube, then switch it on? It’s awesome!
I like it in the shade.
Me too. Sunburn on the bum is painful. Oh- you mean lamp?
A hobo with a sunburn?
I’ve seen the same mistake on the takeout menu of a Chinese restaurant in Ottawa. Maybe they’re all using the same dictionary?
Clearly, someone had the bright idea to do it.
This is clearly the dish to eat for anyone seeking enlightenment.
Hey look theres lamps tvs and chairs
Hurricane lamps give me bad wind.
Eat some pork beforehand. It’s well known that pork can pull a wind.
But you’d feelamint was needed afterwards.
I enjoy feelament, especially when there’s just the right degree of firmament.
Oh dear, now I have the English version of Handel’s “Creation” running through my head:
“The heavens are telling the glory of god,
The wonder of his work displays the firmament”
Hell’s bells, what a mental picture that’s given me.
Heh heh! Just wait till Gabriel blows His Horn.
NIGAHIGA!!!!
Can’t believe no one had this yet: I RUV RAMP!
I can.
First you try to kill the funny, then you try to be funny?!
Just note that the degree of effectiveness in each task was quite comparable. That’s our lesson for today.
Actually, my lessons for the day include: two quizzes on geography, a math test, a geometry lesson, algebra homework, English II, grammar and language test, and also read three chapters of the Bible.
Then you shouldn’t be wasting time here! I hope your Bible chapters aren’t from the Book of Numbers, since that’s so mind-numbingly dull. “And Zepeposter of Ganingananga took him a wife from the Spamegians, and she bore him seven sons, Flubatis, Nemacrub, Goranajab, Zootsoot, Hemhamhumhomhim, Herbergergerder, and Snodipax. And Flubatis, when he was 63 years old, took him a wife from the trible of Medebedemum, and her name was Rubicomiscom, and she bore eleven sons, whose names were Fruitcake, Gemima, Drosophila, Anthrax…”
Fruitcake was the root of all evil.
He is the Fallen One! And he lurks in the shadows of the heart of Mankind, waiting for opportunity… beware of the workings of Fruitcake!!
Almighty Garden Filter, protect us from the eebilness of Fruitcake, for it are truly disgusting, Ramen.
‘Tis the season for Fruitcake. You can protect yourself in this evil season by wearing a garland of fresh garlic around your neck. That way, no one will get close enough to offer you Fruitcake.
Or close enough at all.
Some people are plenty close enough when they’re not close enough at all.
Didn’t Drosophila eat Fruitcake?
Nothing close to incest in THAT family. They were all too boring.
Drosophila was known to be rather flighty at times.
I think you’re confusing him with Fruitloops.
Well, it is rumored that he was a cereal killer.
It’s a perfect example of his rye humour.
I did not have any rye! Or scotch or bourbon. I swear I am soned cole stover!
Can you hear me you peers and privy councillors
I stand before you naked to the eyes
I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust
I swear that you’ll be mine…
At the seven seas of Rye
I liked the part where you made a pun.
I had to go through hell for it, too!
That should read Lamb.
Hate to be a party pooper. (’scuse me)
Yeah, now I get it! Thanks!
I thought the Stir-Fried Lamp had enlightened me! Now I am Lamb-basted with the real truth!
Mmmm, a light snack!
Lamp is a type of seafood. But that’s a scary mistake–I can’t stand any sort of light.
For a light meal. Har.
i love lamp
Sizes are 20 Watt, 40 Watt, 60 Watt, and 100 Watt. 200 Watt available. I could use a lamp. Medium-Rare please!!!