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Regardless and by oneself the lamp, the stop-watch, repair a foetus first aid pack, tool set, inflate a bube, canteen, cellular phone etc. all ability easy install
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Christ, “Repair a foetus first aid pack” wth!!!
I WANT ONE!!! Wait… what is it??
It repairs fetus. :]
A foetus repair kit? IT COULD SAVE MILLIONS OF LI… wait what? its a translation error… oh thanks now I look like an idiot… oh is this thing still on? *switches off microphone*
Actually what you are holding isnt even a microphone. D:
Repair a foetus has, HAAAAAS to be the biggest WTF on Engrish
No, silly, it’s on page 2,438 of the Health Reform Bill passed by the US Senate. It says, “Federal funds shall not be used for any elective abortion, except in the case where a repair a foetus first aid pack is immediately available. If the foetus is successfully repaired, of course, follow the procedures outlined in Section VIII, Subsection 23, paragraphs 3-426, except wherein cases fall under Section MCMXCIC, Subsection 1459X, paragraphs 44-72. No portion of this act shall be construed to contradict Federal Maritime Law in this regard, however.”
Epic comment win
You mean you actually read the bill??? That’s one!
I only read page 2,438. I also read page 1,912 of the House bill.
you just never know when you’re going to need to repair your foetus! I need one of these kits! Where can i buy! Christmas shopping DONE!
“Inflate a bube”? They probably stock these at Ollies Swana and Fittness.
It’s just the latest technology, breast implants with adjustable air flow valves installed in the nipples, so that Tawannawacka can be a 48DDDD exotic dancer by night and wear normal human attire by day.
It’s a misspelling of “inflate a babe”, i.e. a very young child. Obviously, after you’ve repaired your foetus, you need something to reinflate it when it’s actually born, don’t you?
You can make anything, including your own Bat-utility belt with high tech silicone duct tape.
Each year they have a contest for the best prom outfits made entirely of duct tape.
They had one set, a dress and tux, one year that looked like Van Gogh’s Starry Night.
Just think what Vincent could have done, if he had had the medium of duct tape available to him!
It’s the Swiss Army Knife of silicone bandages! First Aid was never this creative in my day!
I wish I had inflate-a-bubes.
Well, they are allowed to use silicone for that purpose in the US.
I just think it would be more convenient to inflate and deflate them when the situation calls for it. Keep them small when exercising, and use them as flotation devices if your cruise ship goes down.
FIRST!
It’s time for the 2 pm troll chimes.
Wrong wrong wrong wrong!
wrong wrong wrong wrong!
Wrong wrong wrong wrong!
wrong wrong wrong wrong!
Ya Wrong!
Ya Wrong!
I are constantly confused by how some 1st posts are being made hours after the actual first post…
Some people are just legends in their own minds.
Dial-up.
Bluejade, I think you just explained one of the secrets of the internet.
Shhhhh! It’s a secret!
Very good! (By the way, I’m now your brother, according to la conejita, so we really are related!) I suspect some messages I sent when I last used dial-up (which was in 2002) are still on their way.
And you can still have Lamp for dinner. But by oneself, in this case.
I don’t think we are ready for that message.
By being regardless I am often by oneself.
This could be just what I need.
Who is the “one” whose self you are by?
I would like to have all ability easily installed! Where do I sign up??
“Regardless and by oneself the lamp.” I believe that was Hendrix’s first draft of the refrain for “The Burning of the Midnight Lamp.”
“repair a foetus” is maybe a do-it-yourself abortion kit ?
you know, its not the foetus getting repaired, but the woman who has it without wanting it ?
Silicone bandages should come in handy for those women who have breast implants gone wrong.
Is it just me, or have we had lots of Engrish regarding lamps lately??
Whatever do you mean? There are no lamps here…..*whistles*
Yes.
So many bright and useful things, so little time.
Maybe they are trying to illuminate us with their posts, as in lamp posts.
Very witty!
Quite a witty kitty!
I prefer funny bunny.
OK miss funny bunny!
Said the twitty kitty.
This is truly a must-have product. I have no doubt, had I stocked these, I could have kept my shop open. Too late!!
This must be a modern ad put into haiku
Too long. More like a waka:
Regardless and by
Oneself the lamp, the stopwatch
Repair a foetus
First aid pack, tool set, inflate
All ability easy
…I once tried something ‘new’ and subscribed to Netflix…and in their library were early Kurosawa movies that hadn’t yet made it to our shores…one looked inviting ( I LIVE IN FEAR/Ikimono no kiroku 1955 ), but it turned out to have been translated to the mother tongue by way of China; the licensee, if it were legal at all…and so, what followed were an hour and forty minutes of Mifune Toshiro in crone makeup and a boatload of characters named Chan speaking random poetic word choice dictionary scripting with hints of Ran to come…
Sounds like torture and amusement at the same time!!! I do love Kurosawa, and Mifune Toshiro.
Must have been a long “What he hell” moment.
“Repair a foetus first aid pack”
This could be a good thing if it really work–WAIT, STOP! It’s supposed to do that! It’s becoming a set of twins!
My half-asleep haze suddenly makes me question the tastefulness of my comment.
Well, I’ll taste it for you later. If I like it, I’ll have it for supper.