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PUTLONG
HAM BURJER
CHIZ BURJER
HAMEN CHIZ
HAMEN EGGEN CHZ
BURJER w/EGG
BURJER w/EGGEN CHZ
DOBOL PATTIES EGG SAND WITS w/CHIZ
Can I get that with a side of fur?
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25 bucks for a putlong? i’ll pass.
If your pass is put long, it’ll fall incomplete or be intercepted.
INTERCEPTION!!
I could go for a San wits right about now… or maybe not
Srsly, space.
How does that feel?
Creepy. Unless…..ZOMG! UR MY STALKER!!
You just changed your name, avatar, and added pics of yourself!
No. I am not her. I don’t need to post pictures of my self to boost my self esteem and get guys attention. She is clearly desperately asking for yours, and you know I would never do that.
Pretty sad she doesn’t even have anyone to hold the camera for her.
Hence the need to get attention and someone to look at her.
Did I miss something? What are you all talking about?
Hi Meowth,
Welcome back to the Engrish world. It seems that ShadowSplicer has a little troll stalker named Lindsay. If you click on her name, you will see pictures of her.
My first troll stalker has pictures of her, and I can’t even click! AAAARRRRRGGGG!
Oh? She doesn’t look like a troll… Has she exhibited trollish behavior on another thread?
Well….not quite. Almost.
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
Both la conejita and JohnB called her a troll.
So that automatically makes it true? I don’t believe everything I read on the Internet. For all I know, you could be making up the part about John and La Conejita!
For all I know, he could be making up JohnB and La Conejita entirely! Oh, wait…
Are you a figment of your own imagination?
Well, you don’t need to ask for our attention. You can get it just by being your usual smart, witty self.
Thank you, thank you! I am glad to know that I don’t need to get naked to get attention.
You still don’t have my attention! Maybe you better try something else…..
Since you replied to my post. All your attention belongs to me.
No, I am the top cat here! All your attention are belong to me, and only me!
Fine, you can have ShadowSplicer’s attention. I don’t really need it.
*hands over S.S.’s attention*
Can I get on board the S.S. Attention? I’m tired of this cruise on the Titan Uranus!
He’s just a 14 year old teenager. If you get on board, you might break him.
Actually, I might be able to drag him around on the floor for a bit…
I got a mental picture, so I LOLed.
At 220 lbs (100 kg), I’m not easy to drag around!
As I said, I could drag you around.
That would be a real drag.
Call the dragon!
Its in the phlilippines, about 50 cent for a foot long ain’t too bad
These prices are insane!! I’ll bring an egg sand wit from home!!!
I’m not a big fan of some cleck squeezing one off on my egg sandwitz or hamen either.
You America-centered putlongs, this ain’t dollars.
Touché
It’s almost like there aren’t other currencies -.-
Many of us realized that the prices were not likely to be US dollars, but made jokes based on the pretense that they were. This is a humor site, not a complaint site and not a test. Most of us who are secure in our intelligence do not fear to play the fool; nor do we feel a need to advertise our intelligence in our names here.
You want room 12 A.
uh, which way is that?
Walk this way.
Don’t walk. Run, DMC!
Ask the ministry of silly walks.
LOL ithink this is in the Philippines.. $1.00 is about 50.00pesos
$4.00 EXTRA FOR CHIZ?! That’s INSANE!
the prices are in philippine peso (48 to a dollar), haha
I can has chiz burjer?
Twent. Five. Twenty five dolla putlong. Im not paying this. hell, half the prices one here are more than quiznos it self costs.
It doesn’t say $ anywhere, this is probably taken in some foreign country hence the beautiful spelling
Whut’s rong wit the spellin? Weall spell thiz whay at the trailier park! Dont liek the prizes, tho!!
Be fair; they may be consistently wrong, but they are at least consistent in their spelling.
I’m curious to see whether we have any egg sand wits out there…
That presumably would be people who do stand-up routines on beaches next to sulphurous hot springs.
They specialise in gritty humour.
Lenny Bruce types?
Yeah, really hard-boiled.
No boiling eggs in the springs!
But you can’t boil them in the falls!
*clonk*
Thank you! It’s been a while since I had a good clonk.
… and they tell dirty yolks.
Just as long as they’re not sans wit.
Sometimes a wit, sometimes a nitwit.
Occasionally, a twit.
Occasionally, a twat.
No, that just might be twiddle.
Dont twiddle in your widdle.
but you can twiddle with a fiddle right?
Hey, on the plus side there is absolutely no doubt as to what they mean, right? It is perfectly understandable. (And hilarious.)
Lets see the trolls try to complain about this picture!
This isn’t Engrish — it’s .. uh … it’s TOTALLY clear …er … um…
Yeah, you’re right. I got nothing.
Anybody else want to FAIL at complaining?
I thought Engrish ment you couldnt understand it! I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! RAWRR!!!!
*imitates troll* Look, people, this is just a hand-written sign! Somebody could have just made that up and taken a picture of it just to get on this blog. Look at the way “egg” is spelled correctly every time! Isn’t that suspicious? Do you see any PEOPLE at this supposed eatery??? Besides, “Hamen chiz” is almost EXACTLY the way it is really pronounced! Don’t you people have any standards?
I bow to your troll skillz, sir.
I read just about every comment on this site, and so I have come to know all the troll routines by heart!
Pssst, tell them about the monkey people.
I’m saving that, along with comments about trailer park idiots, for the return of Hebime. Or the end of the world, whichever comes first.
So I guess this means that Hebime has until 2012 to make a comment.
Yeah, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he uses the Mayan calendar…
Depends on what he is using it for. Toilet paper?
Since they engraved it on stone, that could certainly explain his ill humor.
I wondered about that myself, that would explain a lot.
But would it explain why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Was I the only one looking for “Fries, fries, fries”? God I’m old.
Except for the putlong, I’m still a little hazy on that.
I love a good putlong with a little hazy on it! Not too much, though, or it overwhelms the taste of the sandwich.
I think half the hilarity of this one comes from the fact that it is almost perfectly coherent if read phonetically.
It is actually perfectly coherent, if one looks past the dietary oddity of hamburgers with eggs, which I’m sure is probably a popular lunch choice somewhere. I suspect this may actually be a proper menu in one of the Pidgin dialects of SE Asia or the Pacific.
I hear they put eggs on everything in Japan. On the show I was watching, they went into a McDonalds and ordered a Cheeseburger with eggs in it.
Adding an egg to a burger has been an option in Australia since I was in school, at least. I’ve seen a “hamburger with the lot” that included an egg, a pineapple ring, bacon, a fried potato cake, cheese, etc.
It should have been served in a re-usable coffin.
Crazy Australians…
i can haz chizburjer plz?
I was about 2 say dat lol
How come the price for adding chiz is 5.00 for hamen egg, 4:00 for egg sandwits, but only 3.00 for burjer w/egg?
Yeeld manajmint
Logic would dictate that it’s due to the amount of cheese required for each dish.
If this is in Asia wouldn’t it be a Put Short?
thank you thank you I’m here all night
Dr. H? Can I pleeeeeese *clonk* him? Please?
Oh, all right, then, grasshopper, clonk away.
*CLONK!*
Easy, grasshopper! That pun was not nearly Dreadful enough to warrant bold-faced type. I was going to comment that I don’t recall any Asian winning a gold medal in the Olympic Short Put, which is surely higher up on the Dreadfulness scale, and you’ve already used your bold face, so you’ve put yourself short of room for emphasis!
It takes a village, or in this case, an internet.
I just here the voice of John Belushi:
I don’t want a cheeseburger.
Come on, come on, come on, don’t give me that. Come on, let’s go. Let’s go. You want a cheeseburger? Everybody get cheeseburger. You want cheeseburger?
I don’t want a cheeseburger. It’s too early for a cheeseburger.
Too early for cheeseburger? Look, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger…
Sorry, I’ll read that again.
I just hear John Belushi.
No Coke. Pepsi.
I normally just lurk here, but I had to say I was glad to see someone referencing SNL. That was totally my first thought!
So you are a lurker? Feel free to crawl out of your rock and join us whenever you want. Expect to complain that something isn’t Engrish.
Well, I expect that from some people, but I wouldn’t encourage it.
Hey, don’t just lurk – come and enjoy pleasuring with strong funny!
Is this ebonics?
Haman eggen chz – That’s awesome.
You shall call me Shaman Chiz!
The title of “Shaman” must be earned. A little demonstration of your paranormal skills would be in order.
I actually do know a pretty good Shaman. She has abilities that I am pretty sure ShadowSplicer doesn’t.
So for now, we’ll just call him Chiz.
I have known a couple of people I would put in that category. Unfortunately, I’ve known many more pretenders.
Ooh! Do tell! Which abilities have you seen?
What you see is much less important than what you get.
But… What you see is what you get!
No, you get what you pay for.
And you pay for what you can get.
So in the end do you pay for what you see, or do you see what you pay for?
In the end you pay for what you cannot see.
Remember, we are talking about a Shaman. She can see things you can’t. That’s what you are paying for.
Super x-ray vision!!
Yes, which is why my (serious) comment was that what you see is much less important than what you get. One’s life is greatly enriched by knowing a true Shaman, often in ways that one does not even realize at the time.
I see all!
credit to the stand owners for trying
I think this might be in the Phillippines.
I could hear the Filipino accent in my mind as I was reading the sign.
This isn’t engrish!
Heheh…I’m ‘Funnir’ than everyone else!
Well, MY post is HIGHER UP than yours, of course! That just goes to show where truly high standards get you.
He named himself after my stalking troll, “funnir”. He’s trying to get my attention, but I am just ignoring him.
By replying to the comment chain I started, your attention is mine!!!
*ignore*
*potato*
No, all your attention are belong to me!
I am not yet so senile that I have forgotten “funnir” or the other (or the same) trolls that have stalked you. (I grew up with three sisters, no brothers, so I feel a strong need to protect women that just comes naturally to me.) It seemed to me he was mocking “funnir” and acting troll-like in a comedic manner, as I was, so I stayed in character.
I know he was playing a troll and so were you. I just wanted to let you know that he wanted me to reply because he used that exact name. He could have used Someone’s name instead.
Some do.
Methinks the Chick-fil-a cows wrote this menu.
HAMEN, that makes sense.
Just be careful not to bust the hamen…
Hey, man, this isn’t a bust!
It is if it is a marble likeness of the upper torso and head!
Yeah it came from Philippines. It is on Peso not Dollars. roughly 1$ = P50. So it means the Putlong is actually 50 cents in Dollars
Now I know where to go for a cheap lunch! If only the air fare were not so prohibitive. And of course, I’d need an AWFULLY fast plane to get it in during my lunch hour.
What? No spam!
Dammit! You beat me to it.
S
P
A
M
!
Yayyyyyyyy Spam!
I can has chiz burjer?
You’re too late. Someone else already asked, and said “plz,” too!
Oh noes! I are repetititve AND have no manners. *shame*
Perhaps you can has the Burjer w/Eggen Chz?
With the Eggen on your face?
But you can take consolation in the fact that someone else just said the same thing, way down and a day later.
lol.
I think the person who posted way down wanted their burjer w/eggen chiz, I thought the good Doctor would like to try one from the menu with chz.
What about Eggen Strips?
Hamburjer?
Wasn’t that the password they were looking for in Pink Panther 2?
i quite fancy hamen eggen chiz
Chiz much.
(sorry but caps intended) WHAT’S AAAAA PATLONGGGGGG?
When you are very fond of your dog – “Here goggie, come here, lovely goggie, me pat you long time”.
Very funny. I think they use it like that so that they can save ink or just SMS style
I’ll have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Bean Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam.
Baked beans are off.
English is funny looking when spelled phonetically. Not sure how a j makes a hard g sound, but it’s surprisingly legible. No less Engrish though.
Spam, Spam Eggs Bacon Sausage & Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam …
LOL ! (Left my comment before reading others – obviously a lot of Python people in here !)
Oh, there are lots and lots of Python people here. You’d have seen a lot more if you’d been here the first 348 times we did something from Spamalot.
OK, not a lot, only 3 counting me …
Obviously I meant to put the above comment here. Nesting fail!
I wonder if the DOBOL PATTIES are cut from the long put or the short put of the animal?
Wow. Prices have sure gone down at Disneyland!
Its not in US dollars you jerks, 99% of the stuff on this site is from southeast Asia, and so is also this.
Probably Thailand or Phillippines and their local currency.
I bet their english is as good as or better than the the average american.
I/We missed you!
Next time, we’ll be sure to zero the sights better.
Sweet!
tish-BOOM!
I live in rural western Kentucky, where the average education and academic achievement level is, to put it kindly, not quite up to par with national norms. And most of the restaurants in the tiny town near where I work have a level of elegance that usually includes hand-written menus, and the limited number of establishments is such that lunch hour has been known to bring adults to tears. And I can still guarantee you that if a restaurant posted this menu, even if those prices were in cents, all the people involved would be laughed out of town, if not out of the state entirely.
Bah, I never liked it here.
I will take my business to Ellinoy or Oklahomer or Arkingsaw. They will like my Putlong
Whale, yule hafta do better’n that if’n you want to beat ayout the Dairy Queen.
hmm… how much is the philippine peso when converted to USD?
Around 48 pesos to a dollar.
All your putlong belong to us!
I’ll be dog-gone!
I saw this engrish and it made me “chiz” in my pants.
If you are implying the nearest phonetic equivalent of something one might do in one’s pants, you certainly are an excitable boy!
*becomes turned off*
That usually happens after you “chiz.”
Put Long. The golfer’s friend!
Chiz….what is Chiz….sounds a bit too much like something else that I do NOT want anywhere near my food
I can has chiz burjer?
Been said. Twice. Read!
the prices are in Philippine peso (46 to the dollar)
Also been said. Read!
Chiz Wheez – strange yellow stuff in a spray tin, isn’t it?
I think we should restructure the English language along these lines immediately. Hamen eggen. What else dya wanina san wit?
Slys tamata an let us.
We otta tamata!
In a gadda da vida?
Otta gadda da vida vegie burgers, too! (translation; Garden of Eaten)
I attended the Kinder Garten of Eden.
Better than the Meaner Garden of Eden. Did you see the Almighty Garden Filter?
lololololololol
ironically this one’s from my dear old country…i think
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they be makes us happyful and merryness.
I CAN AZ CHIZ BURJER? NAM NAM NAM!
HAHA! I’m sure this is from Philippines! They forgot Pitcha pie.
I like how instead of “and” they just added “en” to the end of the words. “HamEN eggEN cheese.” LOL.
I love the “hamen eggen chz,” it’s so cute.
got ham, hamen spam, hamen eggen spam, spamen eggen hamen spam, spamen spamen eggen spamen chz, etc.
Hehe that is epic…I want a chiz burjer
I can has Chiz Burjer?
on icarly freddie said NO JOKS DIS IZ SRSLY CHIZ to sam so i guess it’s jizz
There’s so much to choose from!
Er, I want a Sandwit whit mah chiz burjer plox!
i think that’s from the Philippines….
ive been there last october when we had a cruise on costa…
that foodstore is probably located in the slums area
Filipinos are excellent english speakers…even natives speak english…
and btw, burger w egg is delish!
has seen what you have done, and condemned you.
We can only hope they don’t mean USD.
Cuz’ that kinda price for a chiz burjer is simply ridiculous.
hmm odd, the sign seems to be spelled based on what the words sound like.
Haha, definitely from the Philippines. I live here, so seeing like that has become something normal, but still cheers me up whenever I see it.
hahahahahaha!!!!Only in the Philippines!!!
sabi na lalabas to rito e. hahaha!