Catena you say? I’m sold!
In many styles
3+
Most new catena
Best quality for your selection
Good colleague
Spider-Man
Selling well all over the world
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The UEFA Super Cup is an annual association football competition contested between the winners of the UEFA Champions League and the UEFA Europa League which was established in 1972. The competition was previously contested between the winners of the UEFA Champions League and UEFA Cup Winners’ Cup until 1999 when the UEFA Cup Winners’ Cup was discontinued by UEFA. The last Super Cup in this format was the 1999 UEFA Super Cup between Lazio and Manchester United which Lazio won 1–0. The competition was originally played over two-legs, one at each participating club’s stadium. Since the 1998 competition, the final has been a single match, played at a neutral venue, Stade Louis II in Monaco.[1]
Milan hold the record for the most victories, winning the competition five times since its inception. They are also the only team to have retained the UEFA Super Cup, doing so in 1990, after winning the previous competition in 1989.[1] Barcelona hold the distinction of being runners-up the most times, losing the competition four times. Teams from Italy have won the competition the most, with teams from the country winning the competition nine times. The current champions are Barcelona who beat Shakhtar Donetsk 1–0 to win the 2009 UEFA Super Cup.[2]
The 1972 final between Dutch team Ajax and Scotland’s Rangers is considered unofficial by UEFA,[3] as Rangers were banned from European competition due to the behaviour of their fans during the 1972 UEFA Cup Winners’ Cup Final. As a result UEFA refused to endorse the competition until the following season.[4]
I don’t imagine a colleague wears a costume and drives a colorful tricycle.
maybe if he wore a suit and tie over the costume.
What my colleagues get up to after hours, well, it’s none of my business, and frankly I’m not sure I want to know the details anyway.
Surely that depends who he’s a colleague of, Steve?
colleagues? Oh yeah! Me old spidey go way back……
Did you work at Best Foods Inc making Baboo Chopsticks?
A new kind of slippery slope?
Orhange, ormance or ormange?
I don’t think that rubbing this on the dog would help its skin condition!
Spider-man! Spider-man!
Good Colleague Spider-man!
Turns his work in just in time,
Never misses his deadlines.
Hey there! There goes the Spider-man!
For some reason I’m thinking of a different song:
Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
Does whatever,
A Spider Pig does.
Why yes, I will purchase an “I want my kids to hate me”, how much?
Just don’t buy them anything. They’ll hate you either way.
But as it says on the packaging it is “Selling well all over the world” so don’t let your children miss out on this product with it’s many styles and best quality for YOUR selection.
Did I mention it comes with a MOST NEW CATENA!?
How can you not go with that for a present?
Why do you assume that it’s selling well because children want it?
Well what other demographic could this be targeting:P
The Incredibly Stupid Parents who are buying it for their kids.
This must be an unreleased toy for Spiderman 4
My guess in this film Spidey comes out of the closet and works with Venom selling motorized tricycles.
“When the world is getting you down, dance like Spiderman!” I have that Dancing Spiderman gif on my PC at work, for those moments when I need a quick shot of anti-despair. It never fails.
have you seen this?
More guvmint fakery! Doesn’t sound a bit like Tobey Maguire!
Must have been registered by ACORN. hehe
DrH: Have you seen the Blue_Ball_Factory gif? Just when you think all your work was for nothing…..
My dog would love to visit that factory – blue bouncy ball is her favourite toy at the moment. I have to put it in her bowl when she eats, because she will not let it out of her sight.
Catena=series, maybe? Definitely Engrish. Catena is in my dictionary, but who uses it on a children’s toy?.
People who speak engrish?
I rest my case.
Happy to help!!
a few more meanings of catena *copy>pasta*
The word catena (often with Latin plural catenae) has various meanings:
* The Latin word for “chain”.
* A form of Biblical commentary.
* A type of curve in mathematics, also known as a catenary.
* A sequence of soil profiles along a hillslope.[1]
* A chain of similarly sized impact craters, in planetary geology.
* The Counts of Catena are titular members of the Maltese nobility.
* A prayer said daily by members of the Legion of Mary. It consists mainly of the Magnificat.
* The International Masonic Union Catena, a masonic organization.
* A prefix used in inorganic chemical nomenclature to indicate a chain structure.[2]
* The trade name of a idebenone in Canada.
* http://www.catena.nl a Dutch company that designs electronic components.
A webcomic by some chick names Tracy who likes to draw cats wearing clothes?
I had posted a few more meanings for catena but it got moderated away.
I’ll try again, copy and paste.
The word catena (often with Latin plural catenae) has various meanings:
* The Latin word for “chain”.
* A form of Biblical commentary.
* A type of curve in mathematics, also known as a catenary.
* A sequence of soil profiles along a hillslope.[1]
* A chain of similarly sized impact craters, in planetary geology.
* The Counts of Catena are titular members of the Maltese nobility.
* A prayer said daily by members of the Legion of Mary. It consists mainly of the Magnificat.
* The International Masonic Union Catena, a masonic organization.
* A prefix used in inorganic chemical nomenclature to indicate a chain structure
The other one may turn up after the moderator is done with it. That had a couple of more entries.
I am very happy I’m not the only one working over the mods.
I’m beginning to think there’s an intermittent bug in the site, or something which has nothing to do with moderation . One of my comments instantly disappeared yesterday, and I still can’t see why it would have been politically sensitive, or even why the ‘bot would care.
Perhaps it’s been outsourced to some zealous contractor eager to prove they are good little mods.
Or there is a giggling graduate student working on the principles of random reinforcement.
I think the mods do like me, however they still won’t let me get away with gr@pes.
They’re busy with the concatenation of our comments.
BTW Moderators,
If you won’t allow gr@pes, I want to request that you also ban the word strawberries.
and bananas
What if you spell it bananus?
Hmm, no problem there.
That’s a matter of opinion…
Just as long as they don’t start banning complete fraises.
AAAAAAAAARGH! La Fairy de L’Enfer des Puns Dreadfuls clonks you repeatedly for cette absolutement dreadful pun. *clonkclonkclonk*
Aïe!
BOTS!!?? That’s it! We’re being moderated by parasitic fly larvae!!
Testing 123 grape
Yay! Moderation has been avoided!
maybe it needs to be plural? (dunno…)
testing: grapes
i tested it with grape-plural, and it still says “awaiting moderation.” so if you don’t see my testing comment, i guess it only minds two or more. if you have one grape, you’re in.
I’ve heard that it is ok to do anything as long as it’s in moderation.
Anything??
No, that is not a good way to phrase it, poor choice.
Perhaps better would be to say that there are some things that are ok IF done with moderation.
Some things are never ok and should not be done at all.
Absolutely right, for example, bigotry, genocide, child molestation, and talking on the phone in the cinema.
Farting in expensive restaurants.
I did not.
Waking someone unnecessarily.
Eating ALL the chocolate.
Does having a PMS also fit into that category?
Harriet Harman and Sarah Palin?
The perfect gift for Justin Gammon.
This must be what Spidey dreams of when he’s had an overdose of LSD.