Titillating title, but the story leaves me flat

Tittie Red Hood
A cute girl was walking in the forest. A wolf took to her. “Hi. Where are you going?” “To my grandmother’s house!” she said. The wolf said smiling “Take care !”
For just one Euro, she’s all yours!
Submitted by: Adam via Engrish Funny Submissions
Found at the store in the Japan Pavilion at EPCOT in Disney World.





