Multi-Chopper
Mode of Job for Multi-Chopper
In order that the article has minced could be perfectly cut, Knocked Vigorously on the bud Superior hand Opened. The most of less great number of knocks determines the fineness of cup. The rotation of knives is made automatically and regularly. For the cleaning, to pull the inferior bell and to release the recipient Superior. Well to rinse the machine, if possible to the running water. Re-assembly in Senses inverts. All parts metallic are executed in a materials has the test of the rust.
For Herbs and Vegetables
Simples Cleaning
Effective and quickly
Cutting well View Control
Made in China

Submitted by: Ted B via Engrish Funny Submissions

Refusal of pet’s p*ss !!
P*ss make me like this. P*ss make me die.

Submitted by: Alyssa via Engrish Funny Submissions

A sign at an apartment complex in korea.

Mini A*s Cup Cakes x 9

Submitted by: Minette Fourie via Engrish Funny Submissions

I see what?? You have lived still. Is it possible to be the one of which the ancient prophecy speaks? It was sent in order perhaps to release me from my wicked capture person finally. But no namely this was the story of the exactly old wive. You want to live. Now retreat!

Ribbit.

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Stralls

Submitted by: Frank via Engrish Funny Submissions

I’m not sure when the trend of getting tattoos of Asian characters started, but it’s always been lame. (It makes you wonder if people in Asia get English words tattooed on their body and go around telling people that “it says fire.” My guess is no.)

But what’s even funnier is when those tattoos don’t even say what they’re supposed to. For example:

(via Kirainet.com

“気違い” translates from Japanese to something like “I am a lunatic.” Probably not what he was going for.

Our friend Jessica at Ugliest Tattoos is looking for the best example of botched Chinese and Japanese characters. If you’ve got a good example or find one out their on that world wide web, shoot her an email at ugliest.tattoos@gmail.com by Friday. Both Ugliest Tattoos and Engrish Funny will be posting some of the best examples next week.

Wet F*kin

Submitted by: Nick via Engrish Funny Submissions

Free sample of wet wipes or lubricated wipes on giant bottles of Sho-chu, (a Japanese tasteless alcohol) found at grocery in Tokyo.