Entry Exit
Exit Entry

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At the Taj Mahal

Giant’s Glasses. Toy Only! Daring! Don’t fear of my eyes.

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Hung Far Low
Restaurant & Lounge

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This is a restaurant in Portland, OR

Hook(Fitting:Adhesivetape)
Attention
Unable to stick when the surface is wet, oil, dirty or waxen
Clean it with organic impregnant when the surface is wet, oil, dirty or waxen
don’t hang clock, camera, mirror and so on.
Don’t hang it near gas-overn and high tem. Place
Don’t stick it on unsmooth surface
Don’t overload
Don’t hang things in declining way
To be safety you can’t stick it on vitreous desk and stove, mustn’t roast things on stove
In winter, you’d better warm the interface appreciably with heating machine
Unable setting place
(unsmooth, roughness, flakily plane)
Earthy wall, plaster wall, wallpaper, wall fabric leatheroid and wet painty surface
Balneary, watery and the place that water easily

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In an Emergency
Pull the C*ck – handle toward you.
Then
all door are ready for opening by hand

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Sauna
Translation: ‘TEAM BATH’
No marre how mutch tirt you take in life you lose all in tis lace, trunk or soper. Now sarge sowers or sope. Memeber tis….. you gant take it wit you
The little … Shope
Finland, Minnesota

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This entrance closes punctually in every afternoon at 18:30, leaves the garden please to walk one, two mouths

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