Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Week is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

OMG = Oh. My. God.

WTF = What the Fu—nyuns! Sorry, I got hungry while typing that sentence, and so I reached over to grab some of those delicious onion-flavored corn chips. Mmmm, Funyuns!!! My mind must have wandered. Where was I?

BBQ = The food, the event, or the appliance involved in slow-cooking delicious yumyums over a smoldering fire for a long period of time. Hopefully with a cold beverage in hand and some good music coming from a nearby boom box. ‘Cuz nothin’ beats a slow-roasted hot dog while jamming out to Taylor Sw…I mean Bowie. Yeah, David Bowie. He’s still cool, right?

OMGWTFBBQ = an emotion for which there are no words, only an unwieldy acronym.

Well, it used to be there was only an acronym. Now we have a t-shirt.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

Dangerous to strink to the border

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lunch to go
3 items with rice or noddle 4.99
dinnet to go
3 items with rice of noddle 6.99

I like noodles

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WALOOOHHH TANPULUTZZZ
tofuHHH sauzzzyyy
calamarezz witHHH tatziki sauz
cheezz stickHH
crispy pataaahhh
chixen bollzz
squid bollzz
frencHHH friezzz
garlic button musHHHrooom
garlic cHHHixen
hotdog hoootyy
onion ringHHH wid sour cream
siomaiHHHH lala
popcorn popoop
roasted peaHHHunut
buffaloooHHH wingzzz
spizy squidHHH
tokwa’t baboy ramabatHHHan
lecHHHon kawali

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Happy Virus
Ice Wrap Stand Kit for only 15c
Your children have fun…
Hello! ABC
Hello Mart
Happy Virus
Freshly frozen dairy food

Neat store. I got a pencil case there.

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Authorized monkey changer

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Genitl Emen

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