Diet? It’s small, isn’t it?
Dec. 8, 2009
Assorted Drinks
Red Bull, Cold Drinks, Soda, Fresh Lime Soda, Tonic Water, Mineral Water, Canned Juice, Diet C*ck
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From Agra, India
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Please let it be an iPod and not that piece of junk
Dec. 7, 2009
Mp-3 Prayer
14.99
I found the instructions confusing.
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Found at CASA Shop Almería (Spain)
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My parents didn’t use a condom
Dec. 7, 2009
Sorry, I am unintentional
Funny toy
Kids love playing with a toilet!
Submitted by: ninja.skilz via Engrish Funny Submissions
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Talk to me after I’ve had a few tequilas
Dec. 7, 2009
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Kill It With Fire; Buy It With Money
Dec. 7, 2009
Welcome to a fresh week of limited edition t-shirts available from LOLMart Shirts.
Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!
But why fire? Hercules used fire to cauterize the heads of the Hydra, stopping them from growing back, and ultimately defeating the wretched beast. In Norse mythology, the fire giant Surtr destroys all nine worlds with fire. That’s the entirety of creation, people. In the bible, God destroyed the city of Sodom, and Gomorrah, and probably other stuff too, with fire.
Acceptable things to kill with fire: Aliens, vampires, mummies, and, according to this shirt, adorable but oversized bunny rabbits!
Unacceptable things to kill with fire: I don’t understand your question.
LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).
Finally my dog’s work gets the appreciation it deserves!
Dec. 6, 2009
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That’s what I do when I’m working the pole
Dec. 5, 2009
IMPORTANT!
1. Atways cansult a physiclun befare embarking on any exercise plan.
2. Wear lonse fiuing clothes and dress in severul layers to keep warm. If you are too hor you always remave a top.
3. Always warm up before exercising. Allow at least 5 minutes and remember to inelude a stretching routinc.
4. Make sure your equipment is in good shape Before using it to work out. Ensure all bauds. Cables. Clips and screws are wel secured.
5. Drink plenty of ftuids afies exercising Carbohydrate drinks or water.
Why not just use an illustration?
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