Hotel Dunes Beach Resort
It cremates of greenness

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Seen in the dining hall of a hotel in Venezuela.

No P*ssing
(On the security camera)

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Warning sign found in the stairwell of a building near Roppongi Crossing.

No Smoking I Will Crazy!
All My Friends Are Trouble Maker

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Found at a bar called Pivo in Ortigas, The Philippines

Flavored Painapple

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Summer B*tch Festival

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1. Paste needed before the cloth notebook shell Wipe clean.
2. Determine the location of the same paste.
3. Put a bright opening of the iceberg, the beginning of paste.
4. On the right side to left side put their hands to prevent or heal rags have a bubble until paste End.
5. Film will be cut off part of the surplus, the need to resist cutting when the knife edge of the notebook in order to ensure smooth.
6. Success, Hull

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May your satisfaction sincerely aroused by me

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Seen in Shanghai, China