Disinfected does not equal magical

Magical woman pants Magical man pants
100% Cotton
Have already textily and softly disinfected
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Amenities for sale in our hotel room in Chongqing, China.

Magical woman pants Magical man pants
100% Cotton
Have already textily and softly disinfected
Submitted by: Renee via Engrish Funny Submissions
Amenities for sale in our hotel room in Chongqing, China.

For you I always think of your thing
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A Japanese Postcard

Suk Me
you light up my life
Super Comfort Pad
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Snapped in Malaysia, Giant Hypermarket.

Please refrain yourself from immoral behaviour. We were watching you!
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Notes for Entering the tower
1. The ragamuffin,drunken people and psychotics are forbidden to enter the Tower.
2. No smoking at non-appointed spot.
3. Prohibit carrying tinder and exploder( banger, match, lighter ), restricted.
knife,scissors,fruit knife,sword and so on)and metal-
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