You’re a poet and don’t know it. You make a rhyme every time!

SPECIAL WISHES
To catch the breezy air
And I must think do all I can,
That there was pleasure there.
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SPECIAL WISHES
To catch the breezy air
And I must think do all I can,
That there was pleasure there.
Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

The work region forbids to walk with dog
We’ll just go where we’re welcome then
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Found in Chengdu, China

Refuses traversing
touching!
Please do not use
the photoflash.
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Cledre is there whe is to hand
SCHOOL BUS
STOP
my prm our
girl and the has
giv righty be your well
and at yesterday
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Please wash you hands,passengers
Please step on the c*ck for water
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Plus TAX less than ordering a la carte!!
If you love to eat hormones then this is the dish for you. It’s goes perfectly with alcohol.
Hormone market salty tare, miso tare
This dish is for 2-3 people
Yamitsuki hormorne (pork intestines) 80 grams
Liver (beef liver) 80 grams
Superior Mino (the first stomach of beef) 80 grams
240 grams of meat
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When old man’s child go up hand ladder temporary need the family to accompany
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