IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR YOU
SWINISH INFLUENZA
1. fever
2. dry cough
3. irritacion in the eyes
4. throat pain
5. pain of head
6. pain in the aticulations
8. general uneasiness

SWINISH INFLUENZA
CAUTIONS AND RECOMMENDATIONS
1. Move away from people that have symptoms
2. Do not greet anybody with kiss, neither of hand
3. Do not share glasses and cutleries
4. Laundry of hand frequently with water and soap
5. Keep ventilate the house, in closed spaces
6. In case of having symptoms do not got to work, contact your phisician or nearest health center, and keep rest. Self medication is not recomended

I have just the doctor for you.

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This is an official Honduran Ministry of Health flyer that was given out to all incoming passengers at the international airport in May of 2009.

Beware of snatch thief

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DANGER if you fall in the pond you will be boiled

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Do not eat of drink here
No open flame
No smoking
No danger

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Caution Democracy

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The life is valuable, but the deep water is unmerciful

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NO FIREMAKING IN HARDCORE SCENERY AREA!

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