Engrish Pictures and other Funny Engrish Mistakes in English from around the world.

Only you can prevent bukake

Aug. 9, 2009


engrish funny face bounce

The solid then that doing not face will bounce shoots
1/1 scale high performance assembled plastic model gun
Do not shoot at humans of animals!
Not suitable for children under 3 years

Submitted by: sarah via Engrish Funny Submissions

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That would have to be a pretty big finger

Aug. 6, 2009


engrish funny door finger

Please be careful not to fill a door with a finger!

Submitted by: Jenny via Engrish Funny Submissions

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You don’t know jeck!

Aug. 3, 2009


engrish funny dont jeck

III, How to use
1, Please tune up power volume to aproposity, before put it into jeck
2, Take for you clothing the plastic
3, Wear properly:L is left, R is right
IV, Attention:
1, Take care to avoid disturbing others.
2, Don’t dranght in the jeck
V, Caution:
If our products have quality problem indeed, protection time for 6 months

Submitted by: Star via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Don’t be a jerk. Puff puff give.

Jun. 26, 2009


engrish funny tender fragrant

Tender fragrant grass. How hardhearted to trample them.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Great lawn sign around the Olympic complex in beijing

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Wear a helmet at all times, even while sleeping.

Jun. 24, 2009


engrish funny head carefulness

Head carefulness

Submitted by: Matt via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Yes, I do have a dolphin. But I don’t see how that’s relevant.

May. 12, 2009

engrish funny wineglass dolphin

Please watch a wineglass carefully. As for you, is it got a dolphin?

Engrish photo by Ewan B

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E dealers can be a little weird

May. 4, 2009

engrish funny slippery crafty

To Take Notice Of Safe E Slippery Are Very Crafty

Engrish Photo by sjm59

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