I have a few toys which provide that. They require batteries.

Spider-Man 3
Special for you of children design it will give you infinite pleasure!
Submitted by: Geoff Walker via Engrish Funny Submissions
Found in a Souk in Bahrain. It was a Spiderman mask with some fake throwing knives.
Mighty morphin power pirates!

M1ghty Pirates
It is super and strong to kill the wound dint.
It is deep to is liked by children.
Mighty Pirates
Submitted by: dinobot via Engrish Funny Submissions
Transexuals are turning up younger and younger these days
It leaves the key in the management or it gets the hose again

Regulations of Casa De Dona Cata
1. We do not become in charge by money nor object of value them to the one in charge of the hotel.
2. Dont smoke
3. Mascots are not allowed
4. Not to make noises, Or any act that it disturbs or incomode to other peoples annoying.
5. It does not walk by the corridors in smaller cloth.
6. It does not let run the children by the corridors.
7. When leaving it leaves the key in the management. 12:00 pm
Thanks!!!!
Engrish photo by Joel
What about adults?

Special ingredient of ink, permanent and less effect of pollution, Keep out of children, Convenient to mark, May not be washed if staining clothes incautiously
Engrish photo by Trixy
NAMBLA is intrigued

Fondling her brother
Engrish Photo by John R

