IMPORTANT!
1. Atways cansult a physiclun befare embarking on any exercise plan.
2. Wear lonse fiuing clothes and dress in severul layers to keep warm. If you are too hor you always remave a top.
3. Always warm up before exercising. Allow at least 5 minutes and remember to inelude a stretching routinc.
4. Make sure your equipment is in good shape Before using it to work out. Ensure all bauds. Cables. Clips and screws are wel secured.
5. Drink plenty of ftuids afies exercising Carbohydrate drinks or water.

Why not just use an illustration?

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Pschitt!
la limonade de toujours
Extraits naturels d’agrumes
Pur Sucre

Submitted by: jooolz via Engrish Funny Submissions

D*ck Beer

Submitted by: Michael Peterson via Engrish Funny Submissions

Do not eat of drink here
No open flame
No smoking
No danger

Submitted by: Rebecca via Engrish Funny Submissions

Beverages
Soft drinks
Hot green tea
Ice tea
Ice green tea
Soda c*ck, diet c*ck, sprite, dr. pepper, pink lemonade
Beer
Domestic Bud, bud light, miller light, cools light
Imported Heineken
Korean (OB, Hite)
Japanese (Asahi, Sapporo, kirin, kirin ..
sake
bomber Small (large import beer+small…

Submitted by: bafl01 via Engrish Funny Submissions

Mike
Pure Mike

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Whipped
Soft drink
Beer
Natural juice
Cold drink made from tiger
Iced drink
Spirits

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Seen in the bar of Real Madrid’s Santiago Bernabeu stadium.