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Nov. 12, 2009

engrish funny lamp bright

engrish funny fall down

engrish funny not use

engrish funny window curtain

1. when the lamp shade was move, do not let the lamp bright
2. do not put the lamp to that fall down easy
3. when do not use the lamp please pull out the mains
4. do not near to window curtain

I’ve always loved your work.

Submitted by: StressedYeti via Engrish Funny Submissions

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I always knock my inferiors vigorously.

Oct. 20, 2009

engrish funny multi chopper

Multi-Chopper
Mode of Job for Multi-Chopper
In order that the article has minced could be perfectly cut, Knocked Vigorously on the bud Superior hand Opened. The most of less great number of knocks determines the fineness of cup. The rotation of knives is made automatically and regularly. For the cleaning, to pull the inferior bell and to release the recipient Superior. Well to rinse the machine, if possible to the running water. Re-assembly in Senses inverts. All parts metallic are executed in a materials has the test of the rust.
For Herbs and Vegetables
Simples Cleaning
Effective and quickly
Cutting well View Control
Made in China

Submitted by: Ted B via Engrish Funny Submissions

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With all these rules, I’m left with nothing to do

Oct. 5, 2009

engrish funny adhesive tape

Hook(Fitting:Adhesivetape)
Attention
Unable to stick when the surface is wet, oil, dirty or waxen
Clean it with organic impregnant when the surface is wet, oil, dirty or waxen
don’t hang clock, camera, mirror and so on.
Don’t hang it near gas-overn and high tem. Place
Don’t stick it on unsmooth surface
Don’t overload
Don’t hang things in declining way
To be safety you can’t stick it on vitreous desk and stove, mustn’t roast things on stove
In winter, you’d better warm the interface appreciably with heating machine
Unable setting place
(unsmooth, roughness, flakily plane)
Earthy wall, plaster wall, wallpaper, wall fabric leatheroid and wet painty surface
Balneary, watery and the place that water easily

Submitted by: skeletorthemagnificent via Engrish Funny Submissions

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You don’t know jeck!

Aug. 3, 2009


engrish funny dont jeck

III, How to use
1, Please tune up power volume to aproposity, before put it into jeck
2, Take for you clothing the plastic
3, Wear properly:L is left, R is right
IV, Attention:
1, Take care to avoid disturbing others.
2, Don’t dranght in the jeck
V, Caution:
If our products have quality problem indeed, protection time for 6 months

Submitted by: Star via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Is there anything it can’t do?

Jun. 5, 2009


engrish funny pat stick

pat pat stick operating
pat pat stick only need mouth gassing
when filling with gas the inpouring mouth sealed automation
uses:cheering-section of ball match and other matches, starting business propaganda, enterprise adver,birthday, new year, christmas gifts etc, this product can be used for several times

Submitted by: kaydenc-jy via Engrish Funny Submissions

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I think I’ll wear my hair down tonight.

May. 18, 2009


engrish funny twist ponytail

Step 1
Gather hair into a right ponytail at nope of nedk
Step 2
Firmly twist ponytail to the right while pulling up toward the ceiling
Step 3
Hold end of ponytail with right hand. Cun rwist with left hand-keeping fngers f*cked inside

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Just close your eyes and swallow

May. 7, 2009

engrish funny drinking drink

Please do not see it while drinking drink. The PET bottle caps it and put it in a bag, and please carry it. Please see the thing which the chief does not have after finishing drinking.

Engrish photo by Melanie H

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