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Yeah, I’m going to need a drink to get this down. Leave the bottle.

Nov. 4, 2009

engrish funny hormone market

Plus TAX less than ordering a la carte!!
If you love to eat hormones then this is the dish for you. It’s goes perfectly with alcohol.
Hormone market salty tare, miso tare
This dish is for 2-3 people
Yamitsuki hormorne (pork intestines) 80 grams
Liver (beef liver) 80 grams
Superior Mino (the first stomach of beef) 80 grams
240 grams of meat

I like mine with green ears!

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This is one wacky brothel!

Oct. 26, 2009

engrish funny fish head

F*ck the pot, bao zai, water to boil the type
F*ck a fish head
Pot zhai double d*ng belly
F*ck a spring chicken
F*ck a cuttlefish zhai
ba yu sour pickled cabbage fish
F*ck a bullfrog

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Well, they say you can’t make an omelet …

Oct. 21, 2009

engrish funny to sing in the lounge

To sting in the lounge
Potatoes in sauce
Hot sauce, garlic-oil sauce, with goat’s cheese sauce
Iberian ham on toast with spread
Tomato
Hom croquettes
Squids fried in batter
Pan of broken eggs and potatoes chistorra
Pan of broken eggs and potatoes and iberian ham

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Just drop the force field and hand over the salmon skin roll

Oct. 21, 2009

engrish funny sushi buffer

Tokyo Sushi Buffer
Grand Opening
Stone crab, snow crab, oyster, clam, blue crab, sushi, sashimi, hahachi, bbq rib, mussels, shrimp, new york steak, lamb chop…and more
Ice cream, salad
(Hibachi is availbe)
Take out available
We do party

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Comfortable like a sofa? Can I sit in my burger?

Oct. 7, 2009

engrish funny typewriter sofa

Good day
Breakfast dinner appetizers
Typewriter
At 70% typewriter make a record for our memories. Each work took influences to our life and make people get closer to each other. Evans burger always be a part of your life and best friend.
Good day
Lunch and dinner
Sofa
Everyone like sofa because it offered comfortable and carefree feeling to each one. Come to Evans burger. We will dedicate serving you as the same feeling as sofa.
Evans Burger

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Must have run out of Steve

Sep. 20, 2009

engrish funny fresh dave

Braised fresh dave in shunde style
Traditional fish & egg w/ mixed vegetables

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Mmmmm … bionic salad

Sep. 16, 2009

engrish-funny-super-human

s5) Salade Damier – Checkerboard salad
(lettuce, tomatoes, eggs, fried potatoes, bacon strips, swiss cheese)
s6) Salade Arnage – Arnage Salad
(lettuce, tomatoes eggs, swiss cheese, fried potatoes, bacon strips, gizzards)
s7) Salade nordique – Nordic salad
(lettuce, tomatoes, rice, salmon, grawn, superhuman)

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