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At least there’s a guarantee…

Aug. 4, 2009

engrish funny-polite-get-son

Nature No Free
Mr. J Guarantee
…Polite Get Son…
Romantic Get Daughter
More Romantic Get Lady Boy
Free Sex became Dog (on Ko Tao)

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The door swings both ways

Aug. 4, 2009

engrish knob door

Please do not knob DOOR when EXIT PLEASE!!

Interesting warning sign on the back of our hotel room door in Samoa.

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How To Use a Bathroom For Dummies

Aug. 4, 2009

engrish funny Loving Prompting,

Loving Prompting: Crouch on the ground and made your body face to the door. (using) Please put the toilet paper in the wastepaper basket replace urinal. Treasure an environment. Thanks

In China–instructions on how to use the bathroom.

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I LOVED Bahu Halen back when David Lee Roth was with them

May. 29, 2009


engrish funny female sweeper

Lakshmi Chowk
The main courtyard of zanana is lakshmi chouck. As and when the royal queens and princes were going out the female sweeped on their arrival, before their boarding the palanquin, greeted them they acknowledged her greeting in a spicific way & she was addressed as ‘bahu halen’

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Let us wash and gargle in the toilet

May. 5, 2009

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Before you enter office lets wash your hand and gargle in the toilet

Engrish photo by Jeb

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Be Seated Defecate

Mar. 4, 2009

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Engrish photo by Gladys G

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Don’t hurt the green lives

Mar. 4, 2009

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Engrish photo by Gladys G

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