Top 7 Tourist Traps
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Tunnel Execution Ground
Engrish Photo By: Augapfel
WELCOM TURIST
WE SPIK INGLISH
Engrish Photo By: Brian H
Notice to Tourists
1. Please do not Enjoy the views While walking!
2. Smoking is prohibited on the way!
3. Don’t flirt monkeys by feeding.
4. Be cautious in thunderstorm.
5. Mind your steps in rain and snow.
Engrish Photo By: Jun
ONLY 50 CENT IS ENOUGH TO FEEL
THE MAGIC ATMOSPHERE
Engrish Photo By: Beth in Dallas
Please don’t cross any Railings lest suddenness happens!
Engrish Photo By: stephc03
Engrish Photo By: Izzie R
Protect animals and cherish life of ourselves! No beating
Engrish Photo By: R.L.
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this is great but I also saw some random funny shit at frigginrandom.com
this is great but I also saw some spam right above this message
this is great but also noticed a ***–>>engrish<<–*** HEY LOOK THIS IS THE BIT THAT IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY [massivelogo.jpg]!!!!!!!!!!
I think they’re on to something with the Orgasm/Water Park.
Your logo/watermark really needs to go. People don’t need a logo pointing out what’s supposed to be comical in these photos. It completely ruins them. It’s oversized and obnoxious. Try alpha-ing it out a little, or at least not placing it right in the middle of a picture. Using a loud font and the color red = also a dumbshit move. It’s almost like you submitted this just so people on digg could trash your logo, or perhaps the logo itself was the joke? Is this the case? God, if I met you in real life, or anyone even slightly affiliated with creating that logo, I would fistfight you to the death. I would beat the hell from you. I can’t go on enough about how fucking terrible and pandering that logo is, you stupid sons of bitches. I hope you all die in horrible, fiery car wrecks.
wholly agree
I was going to leave some kind of retarded ‘youtube poster’ type reply or something, but honestly, you just won the internets. I can’t beat that. Best comment ever.
cliff, you’re an idiot! why would you get so uptight about such a small thing and then go ranting threats. Get a life mate!!!
helaaaaaaaarious!!!
Cliff nailed it. You guys are ridiculous. I hope all of your mothers suffer from strokes by nightfall.
the magic atmosphere for only 50cents… wahahahhahha…
I believe the left the logos so that if anyone copied or hotlinked to them they would see the stupid logo.
I’m about to Inject my Comment!
This was funny, and ignore the idiots trashing your logo. At least you HAVE a logo.
Your MOM has a logo.
It’s a logo of something I keep in my pants, if you know what I mean…
…and I think you do.
I mean my penis.
i’m with cliff. please die.
Idiot: surely if u are in a foreigner country u would appreciate a warning even if it
has misspellings… bcos you stupid american, only understand english.
ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH IF SPOKEN LOUDLY AND SLOWLY ENOUGH
Wait, are you telling me that the 70’s-80’s rock band has a country?!?! Oh that is freaking sweet. But i’d imagine they’d have warning signs like “Caution: Surface is Hot Blooded” or “Caution: walkway is Cold as Ice”
seen this elsewhere …
Are you bloody kidding me? That bit about Americans only understanding English if it’s loud and slow…hmm…well smarty pants, you do know that what you call “english” is one of the things that the Brits taught you? Yep, that was us, taught you how to speak proper and you go and fuck it up…good job!
Oh and I love the logo! For you Americans that only understand “gangsta” or “redneck”: The dang logo is s’posed to be thur ya dumbass, it is a sourse of advertizzing fo’ shizzle my nizzle. Hope that was Americanized enough for you, I think I got all the major misspellings and improper use of predicate nouns.
Cheers!
P.S.
I live in Florida and I can honestly say that this country is going to be the catalyst to the end of the world. National leaders over here are mental, which proves retards can get jobs too! So for all of you UK hating uncultured swine, I’m from that wonderful place called The UK and it is brilliant, whereas in the “good ol’ U S of A” you don’t know anything and the education system sucks and that probably explains why you RE-elected a moron. I suppose you want your national leader to be someone you look up to…congrats, you found one.
Wow.
Someone’s been eating sour grapes. Seriously, pull the stick out of your ‘arse’ and breathe a little. I’ve lived in America my whole life and I can honestly say that without this country, you wouldn’t be able to cowardly bash multiple cultures over the internet. There would be no internet. If ignorance is bliss than you, my naive friend, have just reached a new level of nirvana.
LOL, alot of chinese sign in English are computer translated.
Woo! Unmoderated comments!
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Blatant spam FTW!
I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !
Ilike the logo, I think it is funny
Must be a hell of a aquapark to produce orgasms