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Engrish picture of a sign that says tunnel execution ground

Tunnel Execution Ground

Engrish Photo By: Augapfel

 

Engrish photo of a sign that says spik inglish

WELCOM TURIST
WE SPIK INGLISH

Engrish Photo By: Brian H

 

Engrish picture of a sign that says notice to tourists don't flirt monkeys by feeding

Notice to Tourists

1. Please do not Enjoy the views While walking!
2. Smoking is prohibited on the way!
3. Don’t flirt monkeys by feeding.
4. Be cautious in thunderstorm.
5. Mind your steps in rain and snow.

Engrish Photo By: Jun

 

Engrish picture of a sign that says only 50 cent is enough to feel the magic atmosphere

ONLY 50 CENT IS ENOUGH TO FEEL
THE MAGIC ATMOSPHERE

Engrish Photo By: Beth in Dallas

 

Engrish photo of sign saying Please don't cross any Railings lest suddenness happens!

Please don’t cross any Railings lest suddenness happens!

Engrish Photo By: stephc03

 

Fun, Excitement, Orgasm

Engrish Photo By: Izzie R

 

Engrish photo of two park signs, one says Do Not Beat

Protect animals and cherish life of ourselves! No beating

Engrish Photo By: R.L.

 

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» Glory! 24 Comment

  1. sfsfsf says:

    Engrisfunny.com? Talk about ripoff :P

  2. Unept says:

    I think they’re on to something with the Orgasm/Water Park.

  3. anang5 says:

    helaaaaaaaarious!!!

  4. nosyt says:

    Cliff nailed it. You guys are ridiculous. I hope all of your mothers suffer from strokes by nightfall.

  5. yatot says:

    the magic atmosphere for only 50cents… wahahahhahha…

  6. yourmamma says:

    I believe the left the logos so that if anyone copied or hotlinked to them they would see the stupid logo.

    I’m about to Inject my Comment!

  7. usaforlife says:

    This was funny, and ignore the idiots trashing your logo. At least you HAVE a logo.

    • Obligatified says:

      Your MOM has a logo.
      It’s a logo of something I keep in my pants, if you know what I mean…
      …and I think you do.

      I mean my penis.

  8. yes says:

    wholly agree

  9. imbecil says:

    Idiot: surely if u are in a foreigner country u would appreciate a warning even if it
    has misspellings… bcos you stupid american, only understand english.

    • Obligatified says:

      ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH IF SPOKEN LOUDLY AND SLOWLY ENOUGH

    • Eman says:

      Wait, are you telling me that the 70’s-80’s rock band has a country?!?! Oh that is freaking sweet. But i’d imagine they’d have warning signs like “Caution: Surface is Hot Blooded” or “Caution: walkway is Cold as Ice”

  10. Obligatified says:

    I was going to leave some kind of retarded ‘youtube poster’ type reply or something, but honestly, you just won the internets. I can’t beat that. Best comment ever.

  11. subcorpus says:

    seen this elsewhere …

  12. yehe says:

    LOL, alot of chinese sign in English are computer translated.

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  14. FPM says:

    I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !

  15. SpoonMan says:

    Ilike the logo, I think it is funny

  16. Banana says:

    Wow.
    Someone’s been eating sour grapes. Seriously, pull the stick out of your ‘arse’ and breathe a little. I’ve lived in America my whole life and I can honestly say that without this country, you wouldn’t be able to cowardly bash multiple cultures over the internet. There would be no internet. If ignorance is bliss than you, my naive friend, have just reached a new level of nirvana.

  17. ozzi says:

    cliff, you’re an idiot! why would you get so uptight about such a small thing and then go ranting threats. Get a life mate!!!

  18. Steven says:

    Must be a hell of a aquapark to produce orgasms


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