The appetizer was really crappy.

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Sign on gas station credit card machine…could be "Engrish Win" or "Epic Spelling Fail"…Usually, they are the same…
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Silicon Bandages(actually a bicycle accessory mounting strap). Back side says:
Regardless and by oneself the lamp,
the stop-watch,
repair a foetus first first aid pack,
tool set, inflate a bube,
canteen,
cellular phone, etc.
all ability easy install
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Beware Of Your Hands.
Found at an airport bus in Hong Kong.
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This was a Engrish written on a gift bag in the 7/11 in Japan. I had to take a picture.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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